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Vanessa

Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.

About Me









My Interests

I like TV and books and records and cats and stuff.

I'd like to meet:

I might walk home alone, but my faith in love is still devout.

Music:

I hate when people say "I listen to everything...except country!" There's no fucking way they listen to Merengue.I'm very picky. I only listen to: Punk, post-punk, protopunk, garage punk, acid punk, horror punk, goth punk, glam punk, noise rock, noise pop, synthpop, electropop, power pop, Brit pop, Shoegaze, British Invasion, New Wave, dark wave, no wave, ethereal wave, New Romantic, minimalist synth, industrial, post-industrial, techno, 2 Tone, mod revival, surf pop, surf rock, garage rock, spy rock, alternative rock, art rock, glam rock, goth rock, rockabilly, psychobilly, psych, exotica, west coast hip hop, east coast hip hop, old skool hip hop, nerdcore hip hop, melodic hardcore, neo-psychedelia, classic country, outlaw country, pre-War country, pre-War blues, and song poem records.

Movies:

The ones where boys kiss each other.

Television:

Beverly Hills 90210, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, So noTORIous, America's Next Top Model, PROJECT RUNWAY, The Wire, Veronica Mars, Battlestar Galactica, American Idol, Top Chef, Iron Chef, Forensic Files, and everything on Court TV.

Books:

BOOKS ARE MY EVERYTHING

Heroes:

Govinda jaya jaya Gopala jaya jaya Radha-ramana Hari Govinda jaya jaya.

My Blog

bye-bye Birdie

We said goodbye to our sweet little Birdie today.  A Lower East Side street cat for the first year of her life, then taken in by asshole cokeheads with a toddler who chased her, finally getting a...
Posted by The Vanessa. on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:06:00 PST

"Keep in mind, you're ordering a naked person to obey you."

I knew the Federal Bureau of Law Enforcement must be sexy, but I had no idea just HOW sexy!!Click here for hot action....
Posted by The Vanessa. on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

Out of kindness I suppose

Spring makes me feel like being nicer to myself and others.  If you've previously been on my shitlist, you might find yourself off it this month.  Act fast.  Summer's a bitch. ...
Posted by The Vanessa. on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:48:00 PST

Butcher Boys

Salvation Army & Yard Sale Gods smile upon the worthy yet again today:It looks like thisbut underneath it looks like this!...
Posted by The Vanessa. on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST

Shea butter

This is one of those stories that I come off badly in.  But I'm so amused by it, I just can't help myself.  I was in our new ULTA (a highly-inferior poor-man's Sephora) today, collecting my ...
Posted by The Vanessa. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:54:00 PST

teeth and pieces

I wake up every morning wanting to write something.  Then the fragments of thoughts disperse and I can't think of anything worth posting.  But I read every day...I read all of you, every day...
Posted by The Vanessa. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

Landscape with the Fall of Icarus

According to Brueghelwhen Icarus fellit was springa farmer was ploughinghis fieldthe whole pageantryof the year wasawake tinglingnearthe edge of the seaconcernedwith itselfsweating in the ...
Posted by The Vanessa. on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST

February 1st: Roll with the Punches

Just got back from a week of driving through the midwest and its deep-fried beef and over-cooked vegetables straight from the can.  Missouri was cold.  George's grandmother is obsessed with ...
Posted by The Vanessa. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST

Tori Spelling's Coat Hangers

I own one.  It's white plastic, and "TORI" is printed on it in gold.  Came right out of her closet.  And now my life is complete.  
Posted by The Vanessa. on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

What I want for Xmas

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Posted by The Vanessa. on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST