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Half Man-Half Amazing

Thank God for Mom and Dad for stickin' two together 'cuz we don't know how...

About Me

Imagine a ruin so strange it must never have happened.

First, picture the forest. I want you to be its conscience, the eyes in the trees. The trees are columns of slick, brindled bark like muscular animals overgrown beyond all reason. Every space is filled with life: delicate, poisonous frogs, war-painted like skeletons, clutched in copulation, secreting their precious eggs into dripping leaves. Vines strangling their own kin in the everlasting wrestle for sunlight. The breathing of monkeys. A glide of snake belly on branch. A single-file army of ants biting a mammoth tree into uniform grains and hauling it down to the dark for their ravenous queen. And, in reply, a choir of seedlings arching their necks out of rotted tree stumps, sucking life out of death. This forest eats of itself and lives forever.

My Interests

My hobbies include: Getting drunk and pissing someone off, having a laugh and pissing someone off, trying to help and pissing someone off, loving someone and pissing someone off, being angry and pissing someone off, taking care of myself and pissing someone off, or doing nothing and pissing myself off.

I'd like to meet:

Liza Radley - see the girl with long hair
See her creeping ’cross summer lawns at midnight
And all the people in the town where we live say
"she’s not quite right"
But she don’t fit in with a small town

They just can’t understand why she’s got to be free
And for their lives only, she cries

Liza Radley - see her jump through loneliness
Liza Radley - take me when you go

And all the people in the town where we live say
"she’s not quite right"
But she don’t fit in with a small town

They just can’t understand why she’s got to be free
And for their lives only, she cries

Liza Radley - I pledge myself to you alone
Then she kiss my face and says "love means nothing at all"
She kiss my face and says "life means nothing at all"

Music:

There's gunna be a lot of slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burglar alarm starts ringin'

Movies:

'til all are one.

Television:

I'm tempted...

Books:

Paper is a thing of the past.

Heroes:

Looking up at someone implies that they're looking down at you.

My Blog

You got the look

The city looks so different in the sunlight.Men and women wear more revealing clothing, pouring out into the streets to eat up every inch with their senses. Their smiles are wider, faces brighter, mov...
Posted by Half Man-Half Amazing on Mon, 05 May 2008 02:21:00 PST

Everything Zen

If you’re in the Portland area and you have ANY leads on a work that you could toss my way, I would be really fucking greatful. I will blow you. Seriously.Head
Posted by Half Man-Half Amazing on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:35:00 PST

Black Out On White Night

Whenever the sun is out Jezebel rolls around in the light, belting out loud and joyful squeals. It was a nice day today... I wanted to sit by the window this afternoon with a nice book but my brother ...
Posted by Half Man-Half Amazing on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

this old house

I woke up to a commotion the other day... a gas-fueled rumble and mechanical chattering, the sound of splintering wood. Chainsaws and leaf blowers, nothing too unusual. Occasionally one of my trees ha...
Posted by Half Man-Half Amazing on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:34:00 PST

Life after Death

What's been up with me? Here's some of them.The harddrive with all my music has been disconnected or off-line for the past two weeks so I've been having to make due with what I've got. It's been a lot...
Posted by Half Man-Half Amazing on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST

A is A and I is I

Check it...It's 40 minutes and the first maybe 10-15 minutes come off as a little crazy but I understand what he's talking about.The last half, especially the last quarter, pretty much help explain a ...
Posted by Half Man-Half Amazing on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:14:00 PST

back on a mission

I've been stalling. I'm a little lost for words... which is funny, in a way.It's all the strange stress and release I've been dealing with. I get so focused on what I need to take care of that everyhi...
Posted by Half Man-Half Amazing on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

Lady Venom

Just fucking tear my eyes out and be done with it.
Posted by Half Man-Half Amazing on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

Black-Eyed Susan

What bothers me most about the shooting at Virginia Tech is what comes after.In of what I've read there are multiple acknowledgments that this man, Cho Seung-Hui, was obviously disturbed and people at...
Posted by Half Man-Half Amazing on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:34:00 PST

Why do you think they call it dope? (Whoaaa-oh!)

It was an interesting experience. I'm not going to update the band page until the finished product is up, but I just enjoyed this so much I needed to share:Thanks to producer Pieter for pushing me to ...
Posted by Half Man-Half Amazing on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:19:00 PST