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Majassisgrass {vFv}

If you eat one another, I don't see why we mayn't eat you

About Me


my insignificance is now significant and for that i have YOU to thank!

click here === for some of my design stuffs.

i like to paint vagina snails; see below.

My Interests


i am gay for cookie! nuff said. oh, and...

I'd like to meet:


people who think they can change the world, not take over it. those who can just let the little shit roll off their backs 'cause it doesn't really fucking matter all that much anyway. those who like to make stuff and aren't afraid to try new things. those who can accept that i am fucked up and will probably be fucked up until the day that things go horribly wrong, and feel the same about themselves. those who aren't afraid to be happy and who will laugh even when everything is falling apart (because it most probably will).

Music:



Movies:

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My Blog

tucker max is an asshole and so am i

one giant leap back for the feminism?so i'm reading this fucking tucker max book (i hope they serve beer in hell), and to everyone's disapproval, i think it's pretty dern funny. a good subway schlep r...
Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:12:00 PST

Almost haunted... 566 (E16th)

A house... Then we went inside, heard a thump, and ran away... ...
Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST

pigeon shits

have you seen these hats?this is what they have going on in the back.pretty funny right? before i heard about these, andrea and i had been doing some silk-screening and she made a screen of a pigeon. ...
Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:41:00 PST

el blog de mi commute

my adventures on the subway... because you care.09.06.07today, a man sat down next to me. he looked like he was trying to look presentable (button up shirt, slacks), but there was one problem... he re...
Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST

i’m gonna hit you with my knife!

holy shit. you know what the sexiest thing ever is?ankle bracelets.you know what's even sexier?ankle bracelets with pantyhose over them. that shit is dumb sexy. off the muthafuckin chain! i decided (b...
Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST

haha date rape?

i got a few "what the fuck?" responses to my halloween costume. i don't care. like i mentioned to someone already, if i didn't laff at all this fucked up shit around me, i'd be in tears all day.so the...
Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST

true story

i think i have posted this before, but took it down. i decided to put it back up. this really did happen to a chick i knew... banana nut crAZY!               ...
Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:28:00 PST

a fiction

i'm sick of writing about all the shit that sucks in my life. it's gay. from now on, fiction it is! Today So I woke up again. I don't know why every morning is such a surprise. I decided to attend ...
Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:59:00 PST

You hear that? It's a fucking TUBA!

    After months of submarine living, I think I am ready to come up for air (and no, I'm not talking 'bout my brief stint as a lesbian, gosh!).     My first mate Kaiser ...
Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 03:58:00 PST

Chunder, muthafuckas!


Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:15:00 PST