tucker max is an asshole and so am i |
one giant leap back for the feminism?so i'm reading this fucking tucker max book (i hope they serve beer in hell), and to everyone's disapproval, i think it's pretty dern funny. a good subway schlep r... Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:12:00 PST |
Almost haunted... 566 (E16th) |
A house... Then we went inside, heard a thump, and ran away... ... Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST |
pigeon shits |
have you seen these hats?this is what they have going on in the back.pretty funny right? before i heard about these, andrea and i had been doing some silk-screening and she made a screen of a pigeon. ... Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:41:00 PST |
el blog de mi commute |
my adventures on the subway... because you care.09.06.07today, a man sat down next to me. he looked like he was trying to look presentable (button up shirt, slacks), but there was one problem... he re... Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST |
i’m gonna hit you with my knife! |
holy shit. you know what the sexiest thing ever is?ankle bracelets.you know what's even sexier?ankle bracelets with pantyhose over them. that shit is dumb sexy. off the muthafuckin chain! i decided (b... Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:07:00 PST |
haha date rape? |
i got a few "what the fuck?" responses to my halloween costume. i don't care. like i mentioned to someone already, if i didn't laff at all this fucked up shit around me, i'd be in tears all day.so the... Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST |
true story |
i think i have posted this before, but took it down. i decided to put it back up. this really did happen to a chick i knew... banana nut crAZY!
... Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:28:00 PST |
a fiction |
i'm sick of writing about all the shit that sucks in my life. it's gay. from now on, fiction it is! Today So I woke up again. I don't know why every morning is such a surprise. I decided to attend ... Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:59:00 PST |
You hear that? It's a fucking TUBA! |
After months of submarine living, I think I am ready to come up for air (and no, I'm not talking 'bout my brief stint as a lesbian, gosh!). My first mate Kaiser ... Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 03:58:00 PST |
Chunder, muthafuckas! |
Posted by Majassisgrass {vFv} on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:15:00 PST |