The Hey Manâ„¢

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a truly positive outlook on life and the big picture. I want to meet an inspiring soul who can teach me to dig deeper, to catch the big fish, to constantly reinvent myself as a stronger, smarter, better person. If she happens to be pretty, I won't think to complain.

I'd also like to meet anyone also looking for the person I described above. For you, maybe that's me.

Music:

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, .38 Special, 112, 13&God, 2Pac, 30 Seconds to Mars, a-Ha, A Flock of Seagulls, A Perfect Circle, A Tribe Called Quest, AFI, Aaron Sprinkle, Abandoned Pools, AC/DC, The Academy Is..., Acceptance, Ace of Base, Aceyalone, Aerosmith, Air, Alanis Morisette, Albert Hammond Jr., The Album Leaf, Alcazar, Alkaline Trio, All-American Rejects, All 4 One, Allister, America, American Football, American Hi-Fi, Anberlin, Andrew WK, The Anniversary, Antony & the Johnsons,Aphex Twin, Aqua, Aqualung, The Arcade Fire, Architecture in Helsinki, Arctic Monkeys, Armor for Sleep, As I Lay Dying, Ashley Parker Angel, Asia, At the Drive-In, Athlete, Atreyu, Augustana, Avril Lavigne, Babyface, Babyshambles, Badly Drawn Boy, Baltimora, Band of Horses, The Bangles, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Bedouin Soundclash, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Folds, Ben Kweller, The Bens, Berlin, The Beta Band, Better than Ezra, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Binary Star, Bishop Allen, Bjork, Black Black Ocean, The Black Crowes, Black Eyed Peas, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Black Star, Blackalicious, Blackpool Lights, The Bled, Bleeding Through, Blind Guardian, Blind Melon, Blindside, Blink-182, Blitzen Trapper, Bloc Party, The Blood Brothers, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Oyster Cult, Blumchen, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley & the Wailers, Bob Seger, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Box Car Racer, Boyz II Men, Brand New, Brandtson, The Bravery, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, The Bronx, Bruce Hornsby, Bruce Springsteen, Buckcherry, Buggles, Built to Spill, Bumblebeez81, Bush, Butch Walker, Butthole Surfers, Caesars, Cardigans, Carla Bruni, The Cars, Cartel, Cat Power, Chamillionaire, The Chariot, Cheap Trick, Chemical Brothers, Charlie Parker, Chicago, Chingy, Christian Kiefer, Christina Aguilera, Circa Survive, Citizen King, cKy, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, The Clash, Codeseven, Coheed & Cambria, Coldplay, Cold War Kids, Colin Hay, Collective Soul, The Colour, Common, Coolio, are you still reading? I didn't think people would make it past C. I'll keep going though, just for you. Copeland, The Coral, Counting Crows, Cracker, Craig David, Crash Test Dummies, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, CSS, Cunninlynguists, The Cure, Cursive, Cyndi Lauper, Da'ze, Daft Punk, Daler Mehndi, Damien Rice, The Damnwells, Dan Keyes, The Dandy Warhols, Danger Mouse, The Darkness, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, David Gray, Days Away, Dead Prez, Death Cab for Cutie, Death from Above 1979, The Decemberists, Deftones, Delta Spirit, Del tha Funkee Homosapien / Deltron3030, Depeche Mode, Desaparecidos, Devendra Banhart, Dilated Peoples, Dishwalla, Dispatch, The Distillers, DMX, Don't Look Down, Don Henley, Don McLean, Doobie Brothers, The Doors, Down to Earth Approach, Dr. Dre, Dragonforce, Duncan Sheik, The Early November, Earth Wind & Fire, Echo & the Bunnymen, Ed Gein, Editors, Eels, Eiffel 65, Eighteen Visions, Eisley, Electric Six, Elefant, Elkland, Elliot Smith, Elton John, Emanuel, Eminem, Erasure, Eric Clapton, Europe, Eurythmics, Eva Cassidy, Eve 6, Everlast, Every Time I Die, Everything, Explosions in the Sky, Facing New York, The Faint, The Fall of Troy, Fall Out Boy, Fastball, Fat Joe, Fear Before the March of Flames, Feeder, Fiona Apple, The Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Foreigner, The Format, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, The Fray, Frou Frou, The Fugees, Further Seems Forever, The Futureheads, Gary Jules, Gatsby's American Dream, Genesis, George Harrison, The Get Up Kids, Geto Boyz, Ghostface Killah, Gin Blossoms, Glassjaw, The Gloria Record, Gnarls Barkley, The Go! Team, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, The Grates, Green Day, Guns N Roses, Gwen Stefani, Gym Class Heroes, Haddaway, Hall and Oates, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Hanson, Hard-Fi, Harry Chapin, Head Automatica, Heart, Hellogoodbye, Hello Stranger, Her Space Holiday, Hieroglyphics, Hilary Duff, The Hives, The Hold Steady, The Honorary Title, Hootie & the Blowfish, Hot Chip, Hot Rod Circuit, The Hours, Howard Jones, Howie Day, Huey Lewis and the News, Ice Cube, Idlewild, Immortal Technique, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Interpol, Jack's Mannequin, Jagged Edge, James Morrison, James Taylor, Jamiroquai, Jane's Addiction, Jason Isbell, Jay-Z, The Jayhawks, Jeff Buckley, Jefferson Starship, Jet, Jethro Tull, Jets to Brazil, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Joan Osborne, Joe Cocker, John Coltrane, John Denver, John Legend, John Lennon, John Mayer, John Cougar Mellencamp, John Secada, Johnny Cash, Jonny Lang, Joshua James, Josh Ritter, Josh Rouse, Joss Stone, Journey, Joy Division, The Juliana Theory, Juliette and the Licks, Junior Boys, Junior Senior, Jurassic 5, Justice, Justin Timberlake, Juvenile, Kanye West, Karate High School, Kasabian, Katy Rose, Keane, Kelly Clarkson, Kenna, Kenny Loggins, The Killers, The Kills, Killswitch Engage, Kings of Convenience, Kings of Leon, The Kinison, The Kinks, Koufax, KT Tunstall, Kylie Minogue, Lady Sovereign, Lauryn Hill, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zepplin, Letter Kills, The Letters Organize, Libertines, Lily Allen, Limbeck, Lindsay Lohan, Lisa Loeb, Lit, Live, The Locust, Longwave, Lorene Drive, Lou Reed, Louis XIV, Louise Attaque, Lovedrug, Lucero, Ludacris, Lupe Fiasco, Lydia ;-), M83, Macho Man Randy Savage, I can't believe you're still reading this list. Madonna, Mae, The Magic Numbers, Malkit Singh, The Mamas & the Papas, Mando Diao, Marc Broussard, Marilyn Manson, Marjorie Fair, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Matisyahu, Matt Nathanson, Maximo Park, Meatloaf, Melee, Men At Work, Mest, Mew, MF Doom, Michael Jackson, Michelle Branch, Midtown, Mike Jones, Miles Davis, Millencolin, Minus the Bear, Modern English, Moments in Grace, Mos Def, The Most Serene Republic, Motion City Soundtrack, The Mountain Goats, MSTRKRFT, The Muffs, Mute Math, My American Heart, N*E*R*D, NWA, Nada Surf, Naked Eyes, Name Taken, Nappy Roots, Nas, Natalie Imbruglia, Natasha Bedingfield, The National, Neil Diamond, Neil Young, Nelly, Neon Blonde, The New Amsterdams, New Edition, New Found Glory, New Order, The New Pornographers, New Radicals, Nick Drake, Nickelback...?, Nine Black Alps, Nine Days, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Norah Jones, Norma Jean, Northstar, Notorious BIG, Number One Fan, Number One Gun, O-Zone, Oasis, Of Montreal, The Offspring, Oingo Boingo, OK Go, Okkervil River, ODB, Ola Podrida, OMC, The Outfield, Outkast, Over It, Owen, The Pale Pacific, Paloalto, Panic! at the Disco, Park, Pat Benetar, Paul Chandel, Paul Simon, Pavement, Pearl Jam, Pedro the Lion, People Under the Stairs, Pete Townshend, Pete Yorn, Peter Bjorn and John, Peter Gabriel, Peter Schilling, Phantom Planet, Phil Collins, Phoenix, Piebald, Pink Floyd, The Pink Spiders, Pixies, Placebo, Plain White T's, The Police, Polysics!!!, The Postal Service, Powerline, Powerman 5000, Prefab Sprout, Primal Scream, Presidents of the United States of America, Primitive Radio Gods, Prodigy, The Psychedelic Furs, Queen, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, The Rakes, Rammstein, The Rapture, Ratatat, Ray LaMontagne, Razorlight, Recover, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Redwalls, Reeve Oliver, Refused, Regina Spektor, Relient K, REM, Remy Zero, REO Speedwagon, Richard Ashcroft, Rick James, Rick Springfield, Ricky Gervais, Rise Against, RJD2, Robert Palmer, The Robins, The Robot Ate Me, Rock Kills Kid, The Rocket Summer, Rocky Votolato, Rod Stewart, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Rooney, Röyksopp, Roy Orbison, Run-DMC, Ryan Adams, Sage Francis, Saigon, Salt-N-Pepa, Sam Roberts Band, Saosin, Saves the Day, Say Anything, Scarface, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Scissor Sisters, Seal, Secret Machines, Semisonic, She Wants Revenge, Sherwood, The Shins, The Shore, Sigur Ros, Silverchair, Silversun Pickups, Silvertide, Simon & Garfunkel, Simple Minds, Sleeping at Last, The Sleepy Jackson, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, The Snake the Cross the Crown, Snoop Dogg, Snow Patrol, Some Action, Something Corporate, Son Volt, Sondre Lerche, Souls of Mischief, The Sounds of Animals Fighting, The Sounds, Spacehog, Spin Doctors, Spitalfield, Sponge, Spooks, Spoon, SR-71, Stars, The Starting Line, Steel Train, Steve Aoki, Steve Miller Band, Steve Winwood, Stevie Wonder, The Stills, Sting, Street Drum Corps, The Streets, The Strokes, Styx, Sufjan Stevens, Sugarcult, Sum 41, Supergrass, Super Furry Animals, Swollen Members, System of a Down, T.I., Tahiti 80, Taking Back Sunday, Talking Heads, Team Sleep, Tears For Fears, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Teddybears Stockholm, Teenage Fanclub, Teitur Lassen, Tenacious D, Terminal, Thin Lizzy, Third Eye Blind, This Day & Age, Thom Yorke, Thunderclap Newman, Thursday, Tilly and the Wall, Tim Hecker, Tiny Tim, TLC, Todd Rundgren, Tokyo Rose, Tom Cochrane, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, Tone Loc, Tonic, Toto, Train, Transistor Transistor, Travis, TV on the Radio, The Twilight Singers, Twista, U2, Umbrellas, Uncle Tupelo, Under the Influence of Giants, Underoath, Unwritten Law, The Used, Usher, Vanessa Carlton, The Vanity, The Vaselines, Vertical Horizon, Verve Pipe, The Verve, The Wallflowers, Wang Chung, Warmen, Warren G, Watashi Wa, We Are Scientists, The Weakerthans, Weatherbox, Weerd Science, Weezer, Wham!, Whiskeytown, The White Stripes, The Who, Wilco, Willie Nelson, Wilson Phillips, Wolfmother, The Working Title, World Party, The Wreckers, Wyclef Jean, Xiu Xiu, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yellow Second, Young Galaxy, Youth Group, Zebrahead, Zion I. Congrats, loser, you read the entire list.

Movies:

The Graduate
Garden State
Vanilla Sky
Match Point
Risky Business
Lost In Translation
The Royal Tannenbaums
Eight Days A Week
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Caddyshack
Requiem For A Dream
Reality Bites
Donnie Darko
Kill Bill 1 and 2
Slackers
I ♥ Huckabees
Mean Girls
Brick
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Dazed and Confused
City of God
Animal House
The Girl Next Door
Dead Man on Campus
Blow
Half Baked
Super Troopers
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Usual Suspects
Rushmore

...I can't remember all the movies I like.

Television:

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Books:

Heroes:

Jesus. My parents. And...