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KARANGAHAPE

A very small number of the pieces of K.

About Me

I'm on K. You're on K.

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The maggotty white
potato chip that the small
Goth survived on

KARANGAHAPE
Anything that has a heart will leave a ghost
And anything that had a heart has left one
Only squint your eyes at the Good Morning Dairy to see the after-image of Hunters and Collectors
Sheets of bright yellow heat cook th content of K's oven
Morning spreads out like a newspaper
There are twists in K like minor plot devices
Its ribbon stretches out just long enough to be an event
Its path is sometimes an arm, sometimes a neck
We travel in its jetsream - this is the favoured way of travelling K
Saying "hi" to our other selves, our dwarves, our clustered schoolkids, trannies wandering op-shops in search of today, and later, whores stationed like pegs on their own invisible X-marks-the-spot, "hello" tired orange-faced drinkers sitting in the Navel and Family, "hello"
Conversations are birds flying out of our mouths
Some are monuments between friends, others slightly moisture and drivel evapourating in the sun
The weather changes at a moment's notice
Strokes of reckless diagonal rain are set free, angles alternating like a court of law
There are those that walk out of its effect just as there are those who walk into it
K people are our flatmates, sometimes vital, sometimes wallpapered
Perhaps K itself is just one wafting dialogue
K itself is a spoken word risen out of chatty and squeaky polystyrene exchange
It contrasts coldly with the implacable beachhead of Grafton Cemetary where the ghosts are not recent and the conversation is dead
St Kevins is the castle built on the precipice of Myers Park opening out like a green book
Its bowels are pine-bristled and we can pass up or down them (up to the Steps of Challenge, down to the playground)

After the rain, everything changes like a charade
There are shrieking Polynesian voices breaking mirror people
The sounds of old men learning new alcoholic talk
Margaret the Sentinel giving away every third cigarette like her astrology had rolled over and reconfigured
People still cut through the streets
She is thinking: "Don't rain on me. I wouldn't rain on you."
He is thinking of slicing his boyfriend's ear off and chewing it
K is a cringing zoo in a silver coating
Its smells become highlights
If a stale sitcom can be said to hum, there it is as thick as laughter between walls
Beer, glue, gum, foundation, wrappers, sunken dream with the maybe-texture of kebab
The eyes of some flatties are granite now and even the budhists know the fingerprint of crazy
K isn't a man or a woman because it's a thing in a gender-serating dress,
Or do you just believe that because a poem told you on authority?
K is like the Abyss, or leftover 80's mirrorglass
K is what you make of K
And as you travel in its jetstream
As you know
You are K

I'd like to meet:



Heroes:

A few of many: Margaret, Neville, Zeros, Max, Piquet, Brendan, Caleb, Hap, Rocky and Rose, Sally, Lise, Tara, Alison, Sharleen, Clur, Ash, Wah, Lesley, Brendan the Photographer, Darcy Clay, Dai Montague, John Blight, Worik Stanton, John Holloway, Danny Madams, Norman Ng, Peter Hawkesby, Liz Welch, Judith McNeil, Raewyn Alexander, Olwyn Stewart, Liv Macassey, Genevieve McClean, Will Christie, Candice Lewis, Andra Jenkin, Sian Robertson, Anita Treefoot, Liz Klein, Saut Situmorang, Paul Amlehn, Richard Taylor, Bob Orr, Tamasin Taylor, Ostia Pyrosis, Oscar Kate Ferguson, Peter Kirk, Sola Rosa, Jack Henderson, Martin Emond, Glen Elliot, Joshua Mandelstam, Leceister Kyle, David Sutor, Nik Smythe, David Gunson, David Lyndon Brown, Greg Brimblecombe, Tim Birch, Levin Shome, Harry the Dead Poet, Ingrid Joachim, Karen Hunter, Otis Mace, Brent Hayward, Killer Ray, Anneliese Kugler, Liz Maw, Sam Penny, Jack Henderson, Eddy Paunavic, Harold Picasso, Ant Sang, Amanda Sorrenson, Caro Warburton, Sara Stavely, Ema Lyon, the Hare Krisnas, the Red House, Virus, Rendells, Planet, The Fix, K Rd Market, Harmony House, J. Parag and Son, the Rising Sun, Heroes For Sale, Teststrip, Artspace, Grafton Cemetery, the Mercury Theatre, the French Art Shop, Mecca, Hunters and Collectors, the Burgerie, Record Exchange, Crawlspace Records, Brazil, Verona, Temple, Caravanserai, Shesh Besh, Mainstreet, the Gluepot, Galatos, the Lost Angel and their toasted-sandwiches, the Dead Poet Bookstore, Dogs Bollix, St Kevins Arcade and a cast of thousands, Alleluya, Balloonski, Red Queen, Fatal Jelly Space, the Plaster Saints, the Skeptics, Shaft, Hallelujah Picassos, Alfalfameo, King Loser, the Random Idiots, the Nudie Suits, Spacesuit and a good many more....

My Blog

SHEENAS and RIMAS in TREES

Sheena and her acolytes were spread across the map of fiction... Once. The world got smaller and the great nebulous dark areas on maps got flooded in fact and regional habitation.Lest we forget: chick...
Posted by KARANGAHAPE on Sat, 17 May 2008 03:09:00 PST

HEELS OF FURY - the All-Girl Roller Derby !!

Gals. Spills. Wheels. Heaving physicality. It's a sport! The one called Roller Derby. You'll know it when you see it. Last night (November 10), I went with a group out to Skateland, Mt Wellington, (Au...
Posted by KARANGAHAPE on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:51:00 PST

CLUR

CLURI haven't seen Clur for a spell. Clur could be anywhere.Clur spells her name "Clur" under many or most or all circumstances, though as far as I know it is pronounced "Claire." I met Clur one after...
Posted by KARANGAHAPE on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

Some K People...

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Posted by KARANGAHAPE on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

Potted K History

POTTED K HISTORYOscar of Alleluya and Ask Your Auntie. (AKA Kate.)Karangahape Road is K' Road. It's my favourite street in New Zealand.It has daylife, nightlife, boutique shops, cafes, community, ant...
Posted by KARANGAHAPE on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

POETRY LIVE @ ALLELUYA !!

POETRY LIVE @ ALLELUYA !!Poetry Live was and remains a survival animal equipped with powers of endurance and adaptability. For five years it was hosted by my center of the universe, Alleluya!After tha...
Posted by KARANGAHAPE on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

Scrapbook of K-related

SCRAPBOOK OF K-RELATED...
Posted by KARANGAHAPE on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST

RICHARD TAYLOR

RICHARD TAYLORRichard Taylor and Raewyn Alexander are my favourite New Zealand poets. They exceed Baxter, they outrank Macassey. Recently, poet and writer Paul Amlehn gave a stimulating evaluation of ...
Posted by KARANGAHAPE on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST