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Riz

Thanks to MySpace, I never drink alone...

About Me



"Charlie bit me!"

Strange Survey...


Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: Yes. I've had CDs that skipped in my car...I licked them and enjoyed every minute
Ever been in a car wreck?: fender bender, yes. wreck? no
Were you popular in high school?: kinda
Have you ever been on a blind date?: yes. it SUCKED
Are looks important?: YES. whether or not you admit it, LOOKS are the first thing you see
Do you have any friends that you still hang out with since high skool? plenty. i'm old-skool
By what age would you like to be married?: i'm well past that age. i'm now looking at adopting kids as a method of damage-control
Have you ever made a mistake?: too many to count. mistakes we make determine the person we are. but there are one or two I'd like a "do-over.."
Are you a good tipper?: I over-tip
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: yeah. Miss Nielson, Mrs. Zaffney, "Betsy.."
Have you ever peed in public?: just did...
What song do you want played at your funeral?: Angels by Robbie Williams
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?: I have no idea of what you're talking about
What would your last meal be before getting executed?: Steak and shrimp
Beatles or Stones?: DA STONES!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: Joseph Edward Duncan III
Beer, wine or hard liquor?: Beer
Do you have any phobias?: i'm afraid of heights
What are your plans for the future?: drive trains and make $$$
Do you walk around the house naked?: not since I've moved into my new house which is completely open
If you were an animal what would you be?: a cheetah, cuz they're kewl
Hair color you like on someone you "like" Brown. Wish I could be like everybody else and say "blonde", but I like brown-haired chicks!
Would you rather be blind or deaf?: blind, cuz I LOVE music too much. Plus, I would save a lot of money on porn...
Do you have any special talents?: guitar, working with horses, oral sex [has nothing to do with horses.]
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: take my shoes off
Do you like horror or comedy?: Comedy. But I love a good horror movie. Like "The Shining" or "The Omen"
Are you missing anyone?: Bren and RJ
If you weren't, straight, who would you go for? they know who they are. LMFAO
Where do you want to live when you are old?: In my new house. "Rizland"
Who is the person you can count on the most?: My mom, Joyce, and my sister, Jennnifer
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: Judy Garland. I'd make her stop taking drugs. somehow...
What did you dream last night?: I had a stupid-ass dream involving the TV show "The Office" and sex. I think it was cuz I watched it right before going to bed.
What is your favorite sport to watch?: Football and Soccer
Are you named after anyone?: My dad had a friend who died. I was named after him. My friend Robert died in a plane crash, but I won't name my son after him. Well, maybe his middle name. LOL
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: Beer
Non alcoholic drink?: Coffee
Have you ever been in love?: Yah. 2 real loves and several fake celebrity crushes
Do you sing in the shower?: sure. why not? LOL
Have you ever been arrested?: Military arrests don't count, so .."NO. I've NEVER been arrested..."
What is your favorite Holiday?: Christmas. Halloween is a close second.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: Yah. On my big fat nose. Thanks, dad, for the nice Risseeuw NOSE genes.
Have you ever caught a fish?: Several. .."Sunnies,.." Northern Pike, Eeel-Pout, Barracuda
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My Interests

"Oh, BOY! What a HANGOVER!!!"
My Likes: Cardio workouts. They give me a little buzz; Playing my Fender geetars; Culver's butterburgers and shakes; South Dakota; AXE deodorant and body spray. Kilo and Phoenix are the best scents; Leaving obnoxious comments on my friends' MySpace pages; Manchester United; vinyl records; my illegally modified XBox; Flying my plane by myself and not having to deal with students; Volunteer work at Hearts and Hooves [www.heartsandhooves.com]; Jake, Biscuit, and val Taal - my favorite horses; The Minnesota Vikings; My red Pontiac Grand Prix GT 2000, especially now that it's paid off. If I crash it, I guess I'll get a GTO; Western saddles; Pizzaria UNO; Dirigibles.

I'd like to meet:

Bogie, Chef Gordon Ramsay, Gene Simmons, Richard Pryor, Ben Franklin [that guy loved to PARTY!], Sean Connery, Helen Mirren, Martin Landau, Barbra Bain, Bette Davis, Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth I, Jennifer Saunders, Robbie Williams, Clint Eastwood, Johnny Cash, Chuck Negron, Susan Hyatt, Terri Nunn, Erik von Detten, Benjamin Bloom, Johan Paulik, Sara Gilbert, The Glimmer Twins, Harper Lee, Frank McCourt, Augusten Burroughs, Arthur Rimbaud, Clark Gable, Marlon Brando, Paul Lynde.

Music:

ROBBIE WILLIAMS! THE ROLLING STONES
SHINY TOY GUNS, Operator Please, Pixies, Cocteau Twins, Iron Butterfly, Dauntless Hero [even though they broke up.], TINY MASTERS OF TODAY, Three Dog Night, Chuck Negron, ELVIS PRESLEY, Pet Shop Boys, Dwight Yoakam, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Charlie Rich, Hank Williams Sr., Lynn Anderson, Loretta Lynn, Berlin, Sneaky Sound System, Journey, Judy Judy Judy, Babs, LIBERA [www.libera.org.uk], old-school Neil Diamond, The Fixx, KISS [original lineup], Coldplay, RUSH, A-ha, HEART, The 5th Dimension, Dionne Warwick, Simple Minds, Frank Sinatra, Duran Duran, STIMULATOR, Robbie Williams, Linkin Park, Goldfrapp, PET SHOP BOYS [check out this clip from their newest DVD. In it, they pay tribute to Princess Di. The song was actually written YEARS before her death.]

Movies:

THE MALTESE FALCON
ANY Star Wars movie, The Hunt for Red October, GOODFELLAS, Casino, A Few Good Men, CRASH, Glengarry Glen Ross, James Bond [the Sean Connery years], The Maltese Falcon, The Little Foxes, Casablanca, All About Eve, Gone With The Wind, Au Revoir Les Enfants [the best foreign movie of all time], Torzok, Europa Europa, Dear Frankie, Germany Year Zero, Tron, The Black Hole, Weird Science, Sixteen Candles, The Perfect Storm, Pulp Fiction, Quiz Show, Ed Wood, The Devil's Advocate, The Hindenburg, Breakfast at Tiffany's, To Kill a Mockingbird, Prince of Tides, The Chumscrubber, A Fistful of Dollars, Dances With Wolves, Beautiful Thing, Austin Powers, Major League, Big Daddy, Billy Madison.

Television:

Space: 1999Battlestar Galactica, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen, 30 Rock, Friday Night Lights, Skins, Ab Fab, The Sopranos, STAR TREK, The Office, ER, Freaks and Geeks, The Loop, "24", George Lopez, The War at Home, Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, The O'Reilly Factor, M*A*S*H, Hogan's Heroes, The Suite Life, Everybody Hates Chris, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Seconds From Disaster, City of Men, Roseanne, Entourage, Hollywood Squares, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Books:

War and Peace [Really. I'm reading it right now.], To Kill a Mockingbird, Gone With the Wind, Running with Scissors, anything by Edgar Allan Poe, Lord of the Rings, Catcher in the Rye, Book of Blues, On The Road, Where the Wild Things Are, A Christmas Carol, Blubber, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Ian Fleming's James Bond series, The Winds of War, Popular Music from Vittula, Angela's Ashes, HARRY POTTER!

Heroes:

Dylan Groene Emmett Till
Jessica Lunsford

My Blog

Judy at Carnegie Hall

In this blog, I "borrow" from www.thejudyroom.com.  And I add my own thougts. April 23, 1961 - a legendary night not only for Judy Garland, but for the entertainment industry in general. This n...
Posted by Riz on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:13:00 PST

You know youre getting old when...

You know you're getting old when& 1)      Teenage girls, who used to turn you on, now annoy you.   2)      You remember the day Elvis died. &nb...
Posted by Riz on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:07:00 PST

Life update / apology

     Yo, MySpace peeps!  I’d like to apologize for not giving y’all as much attention and love as I usually do.  Actually, you’d better get used to gett...
Posted by Riz on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:39:00 PST

STIMULATOR needs your help!

One of my favorite "new" bands is STIMULATOR. I saw them twice, on the Duran Duran tour. They ROCK!!!  Their first CD was awesome, and their second CD promises to be even better!!!...
Posted by Riz on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:09:00 PST

Real Estate porn

     Has a house ever given you a "chubby?" Me neither. That is, up until this week. I applied for a job in Iowa, and used my computer to check out the local community and availabl...
Posted by Riz on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST

David Bowies favorite new band: TINY MASTERS OF TODAY

This blog should take about 10 minutes to put together, because I don't have to write anything. All I have to do is copy/paste stuff from the net and let the band speak for themselves. First, read the...
Posted by Riz on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:06:00 PST

Guilty Pleasures Part 3: Swing Out Sister

   DAMN, that's a good song. It's the kind of song you want to hear while sitting on a beach or at a pool with a drink in your hand. Fall starts in a few days, but there's still a little sum...
Posted by Riz on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:12:00 PST

The 2007 Little League World Series

Every year, I watch the Superbowl. And every year, right after the game, I feel a small wave of depression. Like, 'Damn. It's over. No more football! I miss it already!' This year, after completion of...
Posted by Riz on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:38:00 PST

Joe Pichler is STILL missing

Have you seen him? If you have, please contact: www.joepichlermissing.com Joseph was last heard from during the early morning hours of January 5, 2006. His vehicle was later found abandoned near the ...
Posted by Riz on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:49:00 PST

SAVE PLUTO!

I admit it, I'm old-school. When I was a kid, Pluto was a planet. Oh, sure. It never got any respect. Teachers always dismissed it as an icy, cold, small, asteroid-like object at the outer reaches of ...
Posted by Riz on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:08:00 PST