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About Me

I'm a pretty friendly person. Some people know me as May May others as Evil Pixie but most as The Jesus or Scary Jesus (but only when I get angry). You won't like me when I'm angry, but when I'm happy I can be a blast. Sometimes I like to get drunk and ride in shopping carts or do cartwheels on freshly cut grass. I love buying gag gifts for my friends...especially from sex shops. Anal beads make great christmas gifts and so do playgirl magazines. Mostly I like to laugh and have a good time. I just want to meet some new people and chat with my friends that are already on my space. I consider myself to be a great singer in the shower and in my car. I play the sax but unfortunately I haven't developed my musical skills since high school. When I was a kid I wanted to be either an Opera Singer or a Nun. I wanted to sing Opera because I could get fat and no one would care. I wanted to be a nun because I saw Agnes of God as a child and thought it would be cool to bleed from my hands and feet. Then I grew up and became a Banker. So there you have it some interesting shite about me. So if you think you have something witty and interesting to share with me and you're a friendly person you are more than welcome to drop me a line.
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My Interests

Mainly making people cry, but when I'm not doing that, I love dancing and hanging out at Asylum. Mostly I just like having a good time with friends, whether its hiking, watching movies, bowling, playing pool or just lounging around. However on my alone time I go to the gym, read books and write in my journal.

I'd like to meet:

People with a good sense of humor and open minds

Music:

My favorite band is Tool, however I listen to mostly alternative music. I also like classical, Industrial and some mainstream. Other bands that I enjoy are Linkin Park, Pink Floyd, The Cure, U2, Mettalica (Old stuff), Social Distortion, Oingo Boingo, Talking Heads, Sisters of Mercy, Pearl Jam, Ministry, Funkervogt, Project Pitchfork and many more.

Movies:

There are way too many movies out there that I like but some of my favorites are comedies like "The Big Labowski", "Raising Arizona", "Princess Bride", and "The Holy Grail" However I also Like dramas like "Silence of the Lambs", "Usual Suspects" and "American History X". I'm also really into Independent films like "The Secretary", "Donnie Darko", "Happy Accidents" and "The Shape of Things" to name a few.

Television:

Lately there has been a lot of crap on TV, but I do manage to watch some TV despite that. I always watch reruns of the Simpsons everyday. I like a good episode of Law and Order now and then. However, I'm afraid to admit that I'm addicted to America's Next Top Model. There's nothing like watching Catty Self-Centered Bitches to make you feel good about yourself!

Books:

My all time favorite book is "One Hundred Years of Solitude", but "A Clock Work Orange" is a very close second. I also enjoyed all of the Ann Rice Novels including "Beauty's Punishment". Other books that I've read and enjoyed have been "Fight Club", "Choke", "Wicked", "Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister", "The Sparrow", "Silence of The Lambs", "Red Dragon", "Lord of the Flies", " To Kill a Mocking Bird", "Gone With the Wind", "Catcher in the Rye", "The Great Gatsby", "Interview with a Vampire", "Lestat The Vampire", "Queen of the Damned", " A tree grows Somewhere in Brooklyn". "A Stranger Beside Me", "Small Sacrifices". There are many more that I can't even remember.

Heroes:

Bender and The Swedish Chef
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My Blog

Halloween Hussy

This Halloween I've become more aware of how hard it is to be a Woman during this time of year. It may be because I've got added poundage that wasn't there in the previous years or perhaps becau...
Posted by Evil Pixie on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:06:00 PST

Creation from the Brain

My mind is God. God is my mind together we are one, controlling space and time. Hell is my own creation. It only exists on Earth Satan is my chemical imbalance that fills me with wicke...
Posted by Evil Pixie on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:17:00 PST

Missing the evil me?

There are times when I get nostalgic for that person that existed a year ago. The woman that felt drop dead gorgeous and sexy when she was out dancing on the dance floor. I get nostalgic for the wom...
Posted by Evil Pixie on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:59:00 PST

Male Attentions

My mother didn' t teach me a whole lot about being a woman, but the one thing she did teach me is that one must always be beautiful. If you are not lucky enough to be beautiful then you will never kn...
Posted by Evil Pixie on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:50:00 PST

Rebirth

What is beneath the surface what people can not see, aresmall and broken fragments of the memories that were once meStrip it away and its no longer the mess it was beforeI've pushed the fractured piec...
Posted by Evil Pixie on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST

September 1999 Fast Fowards to September 2006

Seven years ago I watched you go knowing you wanted to run far away from me. So many tears that were shed and regrets in my head you left me wishing that someday I could set them free. As th...
Posted by Evil Pixie on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

America Has Spoken

As I sit here watching CNN, I feel as if a dark cloud is slowly being lifted from the skies of America. A dark cloud of corruption, ignorance and intolerance that has gripped America for too lon...
Posted by Evil Pixie on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

Lessons I've Learned in Love

This morning I woke up realizing that I'm all alone. I'm okay with that because I would rather be alone than with the wrong person. So many people make the mistake of just settling for som...
Posted by Evil Pixie on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:50:00 PST

Musical Dreams

The best dreams that I have ever had have been dreams about music. Sometimes my dreams will play out like an Opera, where the mood is very intense and the music is filled with violins, cellos, p...
Posted by Evil Pixie on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

An end to the Past and a new begining

Continuation... When I find that rage is when I get ugly and vulgar. I feel my anger grow inside of me because I start to understand why I'm so broken. I forget that I am in control and th...
Posted by Evil Pixie on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST