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Lisa

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About Me

I'm perfect, what more do you need to know.

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My Interests

Music:

Favorite type of music - Classical; Favorite Pop/Rock Band - Bon Jovi; Favorite Female Singer - Pink; Favorite Male Singer - tie between Kid Rock and Clay Aiken. Oops, did I say that out loud????

Movies:

It's A Wonderful Life; Die Hard; Ghostbusters; Nosferatu; all Harry Potter movies; all Pirates Of The Caribbean movies; Never Been Kissed; Interview With A Vampire; A Christmas Story; The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane; Pee Wee's Big Adventure; Drop Dead Fred; all Indiana Jones movies; Star Wars-only the original 3 movies-the newer ones suck; and the All Time Scariest Movie Ever - The Sixth Sense - I still have nightmares over that one.

Television:

Any Orlando Magic game; Desperate Housewives; Chuck; Reaper; Two And A Half Men; How I met Your Mother; My Name Is Earl; Grey's Anatomy; Gilligan's Island-the greatest t.v. show of all time; old Scooby Doo cartoons; The Flintstones

Books:

"Harry Potter" series by J K Rowling; "Stephanie Plum" series by Janet Evanovich; "Bubbles" series by Sarah Strohmeyer; anything by Carl Hiaasen or Tim Dorsey; "A Christmas Carol" by Charles Dickens; "Miss Julia" series by Ann B Ross; "Interview With A Vampire" series by Anne Rice-only the first few books, after that Ms. Rice lost her marbles; "The Stupidest Angel" by Christopher Moore-this book is freakin' hysterical!

My Blog

COOKIES, THERAPY AND SINS OF THE FATHER....

It has come to my attention by way of repressed memory that I was abused as a child. I'm not talking about physical abuse. I had my share of spankings but rest assured that I earned each and every on...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:01:00 PST

IRON MAN vs BATMAN....

It's a well known fact that I love Superheros and Superhero movies. In fact, two of my first crushes were on Batman and Robin from the old 60's television show. I also had huge crushes on Gilliga...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:00:00 PST

SOMETHING SILLY FOR SUNDAY...

I recently sent this story to Readers Digest. It's about my youngest son and I think it's pretty funny. I hope you like it too. When my son was four, I bought him two videos that contained Bible sto...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:57:00 PST

PROOF THAT I AM BORING aka INTERVIEWED BY BARB AND DAVID..

As most of you know, the Interview Game is once again circling myspace. In a moment of weakness, or maybe it was insanity, I allowed two of my friends to interview me. My friends are amazingly intelli...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:37:00 PST

SOMEONE CALL 911 AND TELL THEM TO BRING SCISSORS!

You're going to assume that I'm paranoid and possibly suffering from delusions, but I am not. I'm truly afraid. Lisa, you ask, what are you so afraid of? I'm afraid of my hair. Last night I woke up t...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 16 May 2008 05:53:00 PST

WHAT PART OF THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN?

Two years ago I joined the ranks of the unemployed. At first I thought it was going to be great, a life of leisure. I'd have tons of free time to engage in multiple hobbies of my choice. Isn't that ...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:36:00 PST

SHOULD FAILURE BE AN OPTION?

My youngest son will be starting High School next year. That's right, my baby will be almost grown and I still haven't lost all the weight I gained while I was pregnant with him. But that's not what ...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:05:00 PST

EXPOSING MYSELF aka BULLSHIT REVEALED

Today I'm going to expose myself&.as a bullshit artist. Get your minds out of the gutter! 1. True - I used to work in the very same Flea Market that Larry the Cable Guy talks about in his act. I wor...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:12:00 PST

SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE aka THE BULLSHIT GAME...

I was tagged by Shauna (curses Shauna and shakes fist!) to participate in the Bullshit Game. I have to list 10 true or false statements about myself and it's your job to guess which ones are which. G...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:21:00 PST

TOILET TISSUE AND BANSHEE ISSUES...

This morning I went to the store to buy toilet paper. Normally purchasing toilet paper is not a reason for me to blog but today was different. I'm very picky about the brand of toilet paper I use and...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:06:00 PST