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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4naughty & dangerous; dark & defiant; DELIRIOUS & DEMENTED...a one-girl demonic slumber party. the one you want to go on the roller-coaster with.some people describe me as a spoiled little dead girl but SPOILED IS JUST RIGHT! spoiled and decaying i skip...from birthday party to birthday party, pinning the SORE on the donkey and bobbing for LEECHES... so i was killed on my tenth birthday by all the little thumbsuckers at my party, who were jealous that i was the STAR birthday girl. stoned to death and jabbed with plastic forks, bludgeoned with a picnic bench in the side of the head and strung up on fish hooks from the corner of my mouth. now i'm a creature of the night, roaming through blackness with a HUNGER that can NEVER be satisfied, POSSESSED by a gay demon named Rodney and dying a different death everyday; haunting birthday parties, stealing cake, peeing on presents and KICKING ASS worldwide... when i'm not SUCKING ON FLESH i perform with mojo (http://myspace.com/professor mojo checkthatshitout). he found me at a bday party and lured me in with promises of all-u-can-eat brains and any-time-mating with a 6'4 ZOMBIE SUPER-HUNK. we scored a port-o-potty that doubled as a time machine and hauled ass to the 18th century to pick up some German opera singer BYATCH. but the time machine landed on her so we stole the understudy-- the almighty gretchen von stylz...she thinks her pee don't stink.but it does. but mine is sweet! all are invited for a taste. after shows only. see you there.

My Interests

eating brains.dry humping dead things. birthday parties. skipping. baton twirling. making gretchen von stylz mad. black latex, fetish and costumes.

I'd like to meet:

zombies worldwide

Music:

horror-rock-rap-punk-industrial-opera-metal. (well, yeah, that's us). i also love: system of a down, mindless self indulgence, OZZY, monster magnet, pantera, jane's addiction, marilyn manson and female front people with NO SHAME and NO FEAR!!!

Movies:

horror and bad seventies flix; vincent price. the king of comedy. broadway danny rose. serial mom. permanent midnight. starsky & hutch. anchorman. jesus' son. goodfellas. misery. big lobowski. the people under the stairs. this is spinal tap. purple rain. anything by woody allen, gus van sant, coen brothers, martin scorcese or christopher guest.

Television:

sarah silverman program. the office. 30 rock. southpark. def poetry jam. big love. sopranos. john stewart show. monk. henry rollins show. curb your enthusiasm. twilight zone.

Books:

i haven't read anything good in a while--any suggestions?

Heroes:

otep shamaya and tina fey are my new and current heroes. past heroes include: ninette from powder. jimi hendrix. perry farrell. robert plant. sandra bernhard. prince. ozzy. oh yeah my biggest heroes: people who are living their dreams everyday.

My Blog

where is mojo?

the mojo machine has been running amok underground and has not see the light of day for some time. not being one for self-composting, rumor has it gretchen decided to blow this 21st century popsicle s...
Posted by Sweetpea Darling on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST

thank u...

for all the bloody birthday wishes; they made my NIGHT!! you, friends, are the BEST!
Posted by Sweetpea Darling on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:38:00 PST

good times

my little black soul still flipping over last night's show ....played with The Alchemist Element and our new homies Hold me like a Gun at Knitting Factory.AE fans are cool as HELL, we definitely made ...
Posted by Sweetpea Darling on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:44:00 PST

mother's day BLOW OUT!!!

that's right, for all you MOTHAS out there, we're doing a special ALL AGES show on Mother's Day at the Knitting Factory...with the BAD-ASS Alchemist Element-- ***get tickets discounted thru us-just em...
Posted by Sweetpea Darling on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

ROCKED angel's stadium

so our freak brigade did a parade summoning all inkslingers to the stagewhere we proceeded to RAGE dead nurses and SON of ZOMBIE dancing under the cloudy nite sky along with a braindead professor and ...
Posted by Sweetpea Darling on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:05:00 PST

SLAYIN' 'EM AT THE INKSLINGER'S BALL!!

PLAYING ANGELS' STADIUM...WHAT?!Professor Mojo will be playing LIVE on the main stage at this year's Ink Slinger's Ball Worldwide Tattoo Tour in Anaheim, Ca on Saturday April 22nd at aprox 8pm. Ticket...
Posted by Sweetpea Darling on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST

BRAINS VIDEO OH YEA

HEY KIDS DOWNLOAD OUR NEW (AND FIRST!) VID http://www.mojoiscrazy.com/Brains_large.wmv that's right if u haven't seen it go there now. it's pretty F'in funny we think....
Posted by Sweetpea Darling on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:41:00 PST

THURSDAY DEC 8TH!!!!!!!

THE MOJO CARNIVAL WILL BE DESCENDING ON ZEN SUSHI NEXT THURSDAY DEC 8TH. ALCHEMIST ELEMENT HOSTS AND THEY ARE DOPE. FUXEDOS WILL ALSO BE THERE AND THAT'S SOME CRAZY SHIT RIGHT THERE. OH YEAH AND IT'...
Posted by Sweetpea Darling on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 08:22:00 PST

PROFESSOR MOJO IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD

THAT'S RIGHT; WE WILL BE TEARING IT UP THIS FRIDAY NOV. 11TH AT CIA. LOVE THAT PLACE. http://www.ciabnormalarts.com/ BRAIN EATING STARTS EARLY. BE THERE...
Posted by Sweetpea Darling on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:18:00 PST