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Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~

Paint it black and take it back

About Me

I am me....that is all...In all likelihood, I think you are a jackass. I love roller derby and skating. I love my boyfriend and my dog. I am brutally honest and fiercely loyal. I want to go to London someday. I love the dark, dismal, strange, and morbid. I hate the music on the radio. I like good beer and cherry flavored vodka, but not the two mixed together. My favorite color is black. I despise liars, phoneys, and poseurs. I have a weakness for tall bass players, but I am already taken by one (sorry guys). I am not the motherly type and have no desire to procreate, but love the children of my friends and tend to spoil them every chance I get. I think habitual cheaters are one of the biggest sources of scum on the planet. I hope to get married in Vegas someday. I have a vast vocabulary and am not afraid to use it.
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You Are Elektra
There's really no superhero with more style than you.
Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja? What Superhero Are You?
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.
Power: force beams from your eyes Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

My Interests

ROLLER DERBY, my dog, my kitty cats, and of course, my rock star boyfriend.
You're Betty Grable!

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I'd like to meet:

People who are honest, loyal, and FUN. I have a low stupidity and bullshit tolerance so if you cant remain bullshit-free or you had a bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning, please dont bother. Also boys, in case you didnt read the previous section or chose to ignore what I wrote there, please do not bother sending me any ignorant messages trying to hook up with me. I have a boyfriend and am very happy with him.Tourettes Guy Bob Saget

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Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?
You Are a Chimera
You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.
Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.
You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.
You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions. What Mythological Creature Are You?

Music:

Alkaline Trio, AFI, Bad Religion, Avenged Sevenfold, Billy Talent, Coheed and Cambria, Dropkick Murphys, Rancid, Sevendust, Social Distortion, Tha Vandals, Flaw, Kasabian, As I Lay Dying, Alice In Chains, Type O Negative, Cradle of Filth, Rammstein, OLD Metallica (before the black album), Megadeth, Nonpoint, Misfits, the Melvins, Faith No More, Funeral For A Friend, Rob Zombie, Incubus, Static-X, Tool, Cult of he Psychic Fetus, Disengage, Flogging Molly Primus, Alexisonfire The Clash, Nine Inch Nails, Anti-flag, Jane's Addiction, Sepultura, Clutch, Stabbing Westward, System of a Down, The Offspring, The Doors, Eighteen Visions, The Cure, and so many more.I dont care for rap, R&B (most of it) or country. Blargh.
If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper .

Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.

Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.

Kill count: 5
Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!

Movies:

Horror and vampire movies are my favorites, but I also like alot of other stuff. Office Space, The Lost Boys, South Park, Adam Sandler flix, The Crow, Underworld, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and Disney movies.
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Evil Alchemist.Where You Lived: Ireland.How You Died: Hung for treason. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Television:

CSI Las Vegas, Cold Case, all Law & Orders, Family Guy, South Park, the History Channel, the Travel Channel, and I am a self proclaimed Court TV junkie.

Books:

vampire, horror, mysteries and true crime....no specific favorites. I like too many to pick just a few favorite titles.

Heroes:

My dad, because he's put up with more shit than anyone I know and come out of it ok.

My Blog

BRRG 2007 Season Schedule!

Here it is everyone....Finally, the announcement of the Burning River Rollergirls 2007 season schedule!  I expect to see all of you there! Sunday April 22nd - Maiden Massacre  3pm Saturday M...
Posted by Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~ on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:08:00 PST

LMN is the devil's minion

Damn this knee of mine. Damn it to hell! I am so ready to be back on my skates again, but alas, it is not to be just yet. I think I reaggravated the knee on Wednesday when I was outside for 3 hours s...
Posted by Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~ on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

Unemployment is the pits

Interviewing for jobs totally sucks donkey balls. I HATE IT. I hate having to go into somewhere and pretend to be someone I'm really not, and pretend to like working when I dont, and pretend when eve...
Posted by Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~ on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:32:00 PST

Innsohmkneeyuh

So for those of you who dont know, I lost my job today. My department was 'eliminated', which is just a quasi fancy name for 'downsizing'. No warning, no nothing. I'm in SALES for christs sake - we're...
Posted by Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~ on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

Backstabbery

Backstabbery - there's been a plethora of this going on lately.  Actually, its been going on as far back as about 6 months, but in more recent weeks, its gotten way too far out of control.  ...
Posted by Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~ on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST

Dear Holidays, Bite me.

Oh the joy of holidays.  Most people I know like them.  Me?  I am on the fence.  Sometimes I really like them and I get into the spirit big time.  Other times, like right now,...
Posted by Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~ on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:08:00 PST

Sinus pressure & the cat who almost died

I hate this damn weather.  Sure, its 2 days til Christmas and it's 50 degrees outside, but its really wreaking havoc on my sinuses.  My eyes feel like they are being bored out of my skull an...
Posted by Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~ on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

Sick tummiks & super sinus headaches

In case anyone was wondering, yes I have a sick tummy and yes I also have a sinus headache from hell.  The tummy thing I believe is from something I ate because Kurt ate the same stuff and wasnt ...
Posted by Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~ on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:41:00 PST

Black & Blue......ass?

Yeah, thats right. My ass is black and blue. Why?  No, not becuse of THAT you perverts!  ANd even if it WAS from that, do you really think I'd post it here?  Suckas.  Its black and...
Posted by Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~ on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

I drink alone....

Thats right folks, I'm at home alone drinking.  And DAMN thats some good shit - FUCK!!!   Just a little humor from the Tourettes Guy.  3 Olives cherry and diet coke is the shit.&nb...
Posted by Morbid Cherub ~ B*R*R*G ~ on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:31:00 PST