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The Hellbombers

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The Hellbombers are descendants of the members of a fighter squadron that disappeared far out over the Pacific during WW II. Although the military believed the planes had gone down in a freak storm, the men had actually experienced sudden equipment malfunctions causing them to become lost, wandering over a vast and empty sea until their planes were out of fuel. They ejected from their planes at the last possible moment, just as the lead plane spotted land. The stranded pilots were washed ashore on the beach of the mysterious, floating island of Atlantis. The island itself, not a stable part of their time or of ours, could not allow them passage back. These men, some of the best and brightest from their own world, were able, after a time, to accept their fate and to find wives among the preternaturally strong and athletic women of Atlantis. When Atlantis finally departed our world forever, the grandchildren of these men, strangely, all women, were allowed to return to the time that was meant to be their own. Through inexplicable psychic connections they have been able to search each other out and now, these last daughters of a lost world are, The Hellbombers.The 2009 Hellbombers are:Coco Sparx - Captain, Ivanna Destroya - Asst. Captain, Amstel Standin, Buggie Smallz, Chelle Shock, Damegerous, Delilah Dartmount, Demolition Diva, E. Garguilo (formerly Ida Bitter), Kansas Twistr, Magic Lee Malicious, Morbid Cherub, Olive Bruises, Slaughterama Mama, Stroker Ace, & Sarah Tonin - Bench Coach & ManagerAnd we cant forget our Hellbomber Alumni from the last 2 seasons: Me-OW!, Sin-a-Bomb, Rolla Doobie, Lady Apollo, Atomic Princess, Pistol Packin Mama

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This month, our featured Hellbomber is our very own Slaughterama Mama aka Sammich. Don't let her sweet disposition mislead you into thinking she is a lady on the track. She will knock you directly on your arse, do not pass go, do not collect a damn thing. A third-year vet, Slaughter's been around the derby block a few times. Also a mom, nothing gets by her, be it mischief performed by Son of Slaughter or an opposing jammer.

My Blog

Burning River All Stars!!

Have you ever wanted to see all your favorite BRRG skaters on ONE team? Nows your chance! The Burning River All-Stars have a bunch of bouts coming up and need your support! Come cheer on your girls in...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:56:00 GMT

2008 Home Season Schedule!!!

Burning River’s second season is almost here!! Come see all your favorite skaters from last season, and get to know all the newest additions to the teams. Will defending Hazard Cup champions The...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:36:00 GMT

HELLBOMBER UPDATES!

If you haven't heard yet, the HELLBOMBERS are the BRRG 2007 Hazard Cup Champions!!!! In a tough, well fought bout, your girls in red and black got their revenge against the Hard Knockers coming out vi...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 13:51:00 GMT

BRRG 2007 SCHEDULE!!!!

THAT'S RIGHT! WE'VE FINALIZED THE DATES FOR OUR FIRST EVER SEASON. SO MARK YOU'RE CALENDAR'S, SAVE THE DATE! THIS IS SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANNA MISS!!!!! THE BURNING RIVER ROLLER GIRLS 2007 BOUT SCHEDU...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:39:00 GMT

AIDS Walk!!!

The Burning River Roller Girls Charity collections for the month of September will go to the AIDS Task Force of Greater Cleveland's annual event "The Dr. John T. Carey Memorial AIDS Walk", to be held ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:45:00 GMT