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sally switchblade $BRRG$

i bleed christ and shit out tax cuts.

About Me

bored. sarcastic. i laugh at my own jokes. half genius, half dumbass. easily distracted. complete clutz when i'm not on skates. too awesome for my own good.

rollergirl extraordinaire.

AIM- boogiemonsterrr.

My Interests

roller derby, coffee, kittens, cuddle time, metal

I'd like to meet:

whoever...liars, phoneys, and drama-queens need not apply.
oh yeah, and if you feel like conversing with me, by all means do so! but please have a brain in that lump located 3 feet above your ass.

ps - i'm not adding your shitty band, and i'm happily taken by a guy who is way better than you. just don't bother. :]

Music:

here's to adding more mediocre shit to a world already crammed with mediocre shit. cheers.

Movies:

napoleon dynamite, ace ventura 1&2, liar liar, requiem for a dream, the emperors new groove, pretty woman, finding nemo, lord of the rings, steel magnolias, fried green tomatoes, any disney movie for the most part...i have a humongous collection i started when i was about 5.

Television:

nip/tuck heroes is the greatest show in the universe.

Books:

1984, the crucible, the da vinci code, the dogs of babel, a brave new world, diary by fucking chuck palahniuk

My Blog

doodz...

i'm still alive. yes, unbelievable as it may sound...i'm still kickin. been a weird few months and shit has kinda sucked but i do believe there's a change in the weather (pun half-intended). i've conc...
Posted by sally switchblade $BRRG$ on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST

muse.

i fucking love the band muse. call me a fag if you want, but i don't care. i like the softer music too. haha. why am i even explaining myself to you? fuck right off if you don't like it. love always, ...
Posted by sally switchblade $BRRG$ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:42:00 PST

more than you ever need to know about me.

Name:kellyBirthdate:3.8.84Birthplace:barberton, ohioCurrent Location:lakewood, ohioEye Color:blue/greenHair Color:blackHeight:5'8"Weight:119lbs.Piercings:some you can see, some you can't. Tatoos:stars...
Posted by sally switchblade $BRRG$ on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:03:00 PST