Otto von Chriek - ProfilesArchive

About Me

ZIS SITE IS ULTRA F***ED WHEN VIEVED IN EXPLORER. DRAG YOURSELF OUT OF ZE CENTURY OF ZER FRUITBAT AND DOWNLOAD MOZILLA. Greetinks, dear guest, I'm Otto von Chriek, a vampire and a proud Black Ribboner.* I have forsvorn drinking zer blood of humans vhich I vill from now on only refer to as ze b-vord. Alzo, due to the supernatural nature of my "addiction" I have replaced my cravinks for ze b-vord vith other interests. Some might say I am obsessed vith zer light and photography. I know vot you must think, a vampire and light?! A truly unusual and hazardous profession for a vampire! Vell, zis is not a simple matter as zer light reduces vampires to dust until someone administers a drop of ze b-vord. And zo I have ze unfortunate tendency to dissolve into dust. For zis very reason I carry zis think around my neck, a small vile of animal b-vord. As I crumble it hits the ground and smashes and zere you go! I rise again, vith only a slight headache. I am originally from Ãœberwald, from the village of SchÃ¼schein but I've made Ankh-Morpork my home. You can find out more about me in Terry Pratchett's novel Zer Truth. ____________________________________________________________ __________________ *You can find out more about zer Black Ribboners in zer blok. ____________________________________________________________ __________________ A dravink of yours truly! Zer talented artist is my good friend Abby. It is a flattering dravink, as Ottie here is no longer a young man and his waist size is a wee bit bigger these days, hehe *looks quiltily at the bun in his hand* ____________________________________________________________ __________________ ____________________________________________________________ __________________ Ahahaha! Hilarious! I has Lolcat:) ____________________________________________________________ __________________ ____________________________________________________________ __________________ Here's another think I like: Warhammer (Tau is my army) and zis particular song by NIN. ____________________________________________________________ __________________ You should create your ovn MySpace Layouts like me by usink nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

I experiment vith zer "dark light", zer light you find vhen you go out ze other side of darkness, but zis has its own unique problems, such az not necessarily illuminatink the present to zer imp inside zer camera (vhich paints the pictures I take). I have quite a large collection of camera imps. I alzo like necks. I mean, bunz and cocoa!! Bunz and cocoa!!! *shivers* Zis is my spare time hobby. I only take ze photographs, of course!! AARGHH!!! *runs for his cup* ============================ ============================
Alzo, I like my pet bat. Feed him freely, he doesn't gain veight zo easily.

I'd like to meet:

I vould like to organize a vampire choir or a band. Black ribboners only! Ve vill sing upliftink and dramatic songs about hov a bun and cocoa is much preferred to drinkink ze b-vord. Ve vill alzo have instruments, tuned to dropped D. Alzo, ve need an organ player. Zis is not a joke, I am not thinkink spare parts so all your Igors out zere can stop chucklink at zis moment. ____________________________________________________________ __________________ Please contact me via zis site if you can carry a tune. NO FLASH ANIMATIONS PLEASE.

Music:

Organ musik. Choir singink. Death metal.

Movies:

Huh? Vot are movies? I believe ze term iz movink pictures.

Television:

Vot iz television? Somethink from your Roundvorld, I guess.

Books:

Oh, I vork for a magazine and I read plenty. I still have to finish readink ze material given to me by zer Watch constable, vosshisname, constable Visit- the-Infidel- vith-Explanatory- Pamphlets and his friend, I zink his name voz Smite-ze- Unbeliever-vith- Cunning-Arguments.

Heroes:

My brothers and sisters in zer Ãœberwald League of Temperance. My Black Ribboners!! Zer vampire self-help group meetinks are somethink I couldn't go on vithout. *thuds chest*
OOOHHH, NICE FISHIES! Very soothink indeed.