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lister

rimmer is a smeg head

About Me

well i was put into staysis for bringing a cat abored the jupter mining corp ship red dwarf and when i was awacened to my sprise the hole crew was dead due to a crak in the drive plates wich leacked readiation into the shit thus killing the crew but to my horro the ships coputer holly had brung my old room mate rimmer back to life as a hollogram but anotherlife forme was found on board the last suvivor of the cat race a decendent of the cat i smuggled on boared then we found the droyed kryten the solo surviverof the crashed ship the nova 5since then i hav been tryin to breack his programing and now were just trying to get bak to earth.
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My Interests

oGfootball, eating curry, drinking larger

I'd like to meet:

jim beacksly speed when i met him my life was compleat (i dident meen that to sound so gay)
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Music:

smeg in the head (my old band) rasta billy scank

Movies:

casablanca the one staring peter beardsly not the crappy remake
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Television:

cant get tv 3000000 years into deep space but an old fave is the flinstones
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Books:

bak of a mach box some of the jokes are great

Heroes:

ace rimmer, jim beacksly speed