People say I kill them as soon as look at them. But the truth is, I'd much rather kill you than look at you.
My name is Jonathan Teatime. That's Teh-ah-tim-eh, make sure you pronounce it correctly.
I am a student at the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Assassins. I was taken into the Guild as a child because the administration took pity on me after I lost both my parents at a young age.
I don't have many friends. Don't seem to have the knack. But on the other hand, I don't seem to have any enemies at all...
