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Evil Larry

There's a wallet on my ass with a Rock 'n' Roll License

About Me

Wage slave. Zine guy. Xerox wolf. Terminally bored living on a rock in the middle of the ocean. Full of contradictions. Hopeless romantic who has given up on romance. I have zero tolerance for idiots and sheep. Pro choice. Pro carnivore. Pro wrestling.
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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You're Agent Albert Rosenfield, the snide and
superior forensics expert. Your tongue is
sharper than your scalpel, and it doesn't take
long for people to start hating you for your
supercilious quips, but you are the very best
at what you do. You don't suffer fools gladly,
but you give respect when it's due. In fact,
you're a good guy at heart, but so wedded to
your sarcasm that you can rarely stand to treat
people kindly.
Which Twin Peaks character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 90% Batman 80% Hulk 70% Catwoman 70% Supergirl 60% Iron Man 60% The Flash 55% Superman 40% Robin 40% Green Lantern 40% Wonder Woman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Interests

Absolut Vanilla, Bettie Page, cats, Christine Keeler, chupacabra, conspiracy theories, cryptozoology, film noir, forgotten comic books, Gina Gershon, grindhouses, the Kray brothers, lemurs, politics, punk rock, revenge, sasquatches, skunk apes, UFO's, wrestling, yetis, zines.

I'd like to meet:

People who understand what I'm babbling about. People with common interests. People who don't waste my time. Luchadores, luchadoras, Varla-ites, totoros, boodleheimers. No xenophobes, homophobes, non-readers, and non-voters. (I get enough of that crap at work)

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Music:

I'm a self-admitted snob who unfortunately works in a place where the worst radio stations in the world play the worst music in the world. Stuff I do like: RAMONES, The Stooges, Guitar Wolf, Teengenerate, Supersnazz, 5678s, No-Talents, Turbonegro, Motorhead, The Damned, THE CRAMPS, THE DICTATORS, BUZZCOCKS, THE CLASH, Nirvana, Mudhoney, Girl Trouble, JOHNNY CASH, Sonic Youth, Bratmobile,TV on the Radio, 7 Seconds, Bad Religion, Rancid/Transpants, Nekromantix, Horropops, the Donnas, old Aerosmith and KISS, old garage and rockabilly bands, and much more. Yes, I do collect E.G. Daily records.

Rob Zombie and E.G. Daily!

MARIAH!

POLLY JEAN!

Movies:

FAVORITE DIRECTORS: Pat Bishow, Michael Moore, Martin Scorsese, Kevin Smith, John Waters, Paul Thomas Anderson. FAVORITE FILMS: Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Rock 'n' Roll High School, It's a Haunted Happenin'!, A Face in the Crowd, Wild Zero, Battle Royale, Wild World of Batwoman, Serial Mom, Cecil B. Demented, Switchblade Sisters, Bound, The Doll Squad, Boogie Nights, Bad Day at Black Rock, Clerks, Ghost World, Prey for Rock & Roll.

Television:

Fridays, New Wave Theater with Peter Ivers, The Awful Truth, TV Nation, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, McLaughlin Group, Veronica Mars, Monk, The Simpsons, Rocked with Gina Gershon, Heroes, Alias, The Prisoner, Freaks and Geeks, My Name is Earl, The Office, Pink Lady and Jeff, weird history documentaries, anything involving midgets.

Books:

SLAVES OF NEW YORK by Tama Janowitz, CRACKPOT by John Waters, DOWNSIZE THIS and STUPID WHITE MEN by Michael Moore, PLEASE KILL ME by Legs McNeil.

Heroes:

John Waters, Jon Stewart, Michael Moore, Joey Ramone, Lester Bangs, Legs McNeil, Tura Satana, Barack Obama, Janeane Garofalo, and Gina Gershon. Oh, and Hiro from "Heroes".

My Blog

BLACK CHICKEN

Okay, I've been watching TOP CHEF and it's bugging me... what the hell is black chicken.  I know the meat and skin are black but that's about it.  Has anyone out there actually eaten it and,...
Posted by Evil Larry on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:44:00 PST

Simone rocks

Simone rocks!  She helped (at least temporarily) to chase my holiday blues away.
Posted by Evil Larry on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 06:45:00 PST

more people who need slaps

Every now and then, someone will ask me why I don't write for Maui Time.  Truth be told, I'd rather keep my self-respect and integrity making no money putting out Shemp! then to lower myself to t...
Posted by Evil Larry on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:57:00 PST

WHY GOD WHY?

The soda machine has been empty for like a week. Even the crappy flavors are gone. I am not paying a buck for water. I need caffeine!3 hours of hell to go... TODAY'S BIRFDAYS: Russ Meyer (1922-2004)...
Posted by Evil Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Final Vinyl

The last albums I bought at the Salvation Army before it burned down:Gary Numan - The Pleasure PrincipleSheena Easton - Private HeavenBasia - Time and TidePat Benatar - In the Heat of the Night...
Posted by Evil Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STOP ALBERTO GONZALEZ!

John Asscroft has resigned.  Now's the time to make sure this Alberto Gonzalez guy who's supposed to replace him doesn't get in.  This is the same guy who advised George W. not to grant clem...
Posted by Evil Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hey don't blame me!

I voted for Kerry (or, to be honest, I voted against Bush). Kerry got Hawai'i's electoral votes. Unfortunately, apathy, ignorance, corruption, and the religious right won again.I suppose we should tak...
Posted by Evil Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You better be voting!

Okay people of Hawai'i aka home of the worst voter apathy in the US: you better be voting this Saturday. I don't wanna hear any bullshit about how your vote doesn't count or how it isn't "punk rock" t...
Posted by Evil Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Collective Amnesia

I, for one, am not gonna mourn Ronald Reagan.It seems everyone has forgotten history. The October Surprise? Iran-Contra? James Watt? Oliver North? Raymond Donovan? Trickle-down economics? The Meese re...
Posted by Evil Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fight the Power

Two things bugging me, forcing me to use my useless B.A. in Poli Sci to wage war against the right-wing.The first is Disney's "decision" to not release Michael Moore's new film FAHRENHEIT 911, largely...
Posted by Evil Larry on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST