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I'm small and orange with lime green afro hair! I work at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. I'm his BITCH/SLAVE! Me and my fellow Oopma 's work are asses off night and day for that son of a Bitch, Willy Wonka! He whips us, and use us as human bowling balls. I make bubblegum, chocolates, and lollypops. For what? So that Willy can go vacationing off the south of France on his yachtt, with his imported Russian bride! Just the others day I had to give Gradpa Joe's a sponge bath! Charlie Bucket is always spying on me, especially when I'm on the toliet doing number 2. What a sick werido! Being a Oompa is tough!