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Benny Lava

Fer shizzle.

About Me

I'm not sure where to start, but I will say I'm a great dancer...
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hahaha could you ask for a better obituary?

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You scored as Alexander the Great. You scored alexander the great! he was known as Alexander III, king of Macedon (336?-323 BC), and was one of the most successful military commanders in history, conquering most of the known world before his death.

Alexander the Great


72%

Darius


72%

Julius Caesar


64%

Ghengis Khan


61%

Napoleon Bonaparte


53%

Henry V (England)


47%

Cleopatra


36%
Which ancient leader are you most akin to?
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My Interests

Well, there's actually quite a lot to list but if you're asking what I enjoy doing outside of work, then I'll tell you. I like working out and then flexing in front of the mirror afterwards because, well, that's what idiots like to do. I have been doing some work with the Augusta Sea Cadets lately. They are a great group of kids, really motivated group. I'm now taking on the charge as the absentee voting representative for my division at work. I really think people should either be active in the elections that our rights as Americans give us, or just shut the hell up when it comes to politics. My good buddy Molly and a couple of the other wonderful young women I know have started dragging my roommate and me out to Argentinian tango classes, which are quite fun. I also enjoy the simpler things in life too. Harassing my roommate's cats, staring off into space, watching movies, and napping on the couch also rank highly as important things in my life. Every now and then I like to wonder exactly what in the hell women are thinking, but once I remind myself what a waste of time it is, I just scratch my butt and go back to napping.

I'd like to meet:

Chances are, anyone but you. Just kidding. If you prefer the less dumb lifestyle, then we'll probably be friends. If I wanted to use my imagination though, then Rachel McAdams, hands down. She is the goddess of all that is hotness.

Oh, and Christopher Walken, as he is my dancing hero (see below).

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Music:

As long as it sounds good, I'll listen. A few of my favorites are Flogging Molly, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Rammstein.

Movies:

I'm not really sure there is any particular pattern to the movies I like. I guess you could say I like good comedy, good action, and good thrillers for the most part. And horror movies can be alright, but they normally don't get my rocks off.

Television:

I hardly feel like I have time for it, but when I get the chance, shows like Mythbusters and Dirty Jobs take up the majority of my TV time. As far as DVD sets go, I'm a huge fan of West Wing and I'm watching furiously to catch up.

Books:

Unfortunately, I just don't have the time to read anymore. If I do ever manage to get the time for it, I would really like to read all the classics. Moby Dick, War & Peace, Tale of Two Cities, etc. You know, the classics. I think it would be worthwhile.

Heroes:

There are so many more than I could ever name but more than any other, US military veterans. Proud of the time they have served, grateful for the time I serve today. Especially my late grandfather, Pharmacist's Mate Second Class Cliff Fulton, United States Navy. It is for these men and women that I dedicate my life. Veterans, I salute you.

My Blog

Fuck everything.

Fuck! Could the shit in this cocksucking life get any shittier? God damn it all!
Posted by Goose on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

Love 'em while you've got 'em....

Otherwise you'll do like I did and run the risk of letting something dumb mess up everything you've ever wanted....
Posted by Goose on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST

Lili's boobs

So we all know, Lili has smaller boobs now. I know, it's been a sad time for us all. But there is hope! She just had me hold them for about 5 seconds. And I guarantee you, they are no less boobacious ...
Posted by Goose on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST

Bitches.

What the fuck, man? Is it an El Niño year? Are we experiencing a fuckload of sunspots? Are the planets spinning the wrong way?Some of my friends are just really being bitches here lately. And i...
Posted by Goose on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:32:00 PST

Red Yarn and a Hangover: A Continually Growing Story

Chapter 1 Once upon a time there was a man who lived among the trees. He didn't really live there, though, so much as he could not remember how he got there.He had a terrific hangover, obviously the r...
Posted by Goose on Sun, 07 May 2006 05:25:00 PST

FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING SHIT! EVERYTHING BLOWS A GIANT WHALE ASS! MY PRT RUN TIME WAS ATROCIOUS! I HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY! I HAVE A SPLITTING HEADACHE AND MY FEET REALLY FUCKING HURT LIKE A BITCH! I CAN'T GO TO THE KE...
Posted by Goose on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:58:00 PST

Fuck! That's it!

Where in the fuckin hell are all the hot chicks? I'm tired of not finding hot chicks! Damn it!
Posted by Goose on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 03:19:00 PST

okay so yeah

howdy all im in georgia now, but im in crazyville trying to get situated. I need more money, i need BAH. N4 sucks a big dick. I hate those fuckers. I got a new truck. 2005 Nissan Xterra. its sweet um ...
Posted by Goose on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:22:00 PST

Goin' to Georgia!

Well it's true. My time in California nears its end (al-humdu lillah). You might not hear from me for a while, so peace out. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Posted by Goose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Endless Love...

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Posted by Goose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST