I STILL LIKE LOOKING AT MYSELF, I STILL LIKE THINKING ABOUT MYSELF, I STILL LIKE READING ABOUT MYSELF, I STILL LIKE LISTENING TO MYSELF, AND, WHEN I GO TO SLEEP, I STILL LIKE DREAMING ABOUT MYSELF. OH, AND I LIKE WRITING TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THEY'LL WRITE BACK AND TELL ME HOW MUCH THEY MISS DOING THESE THINGS, TOO.
ANYONE WHO HAS EVER SEEN, OR HAS TRIED TO SEE, A LEPRECHAUN IN MOBILE, ALABAMA. OH, AND A PERSON WHO CAN STILL MAKE A LEPRECHAUN FLUTE. DON'T WORRY IF YOU CAN'T SEE HIM, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LOOK UP THERE IN THE TREE. IF YOU SEE HIM, SAY, "YAYEEAHH!" ..
WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, IT HAS NOT EVER GOTTEN, IS NOT GETTING, AND WILL NOT EVER GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS. TALENT, JUST PURE TALENT. SEE "ABOUT ME" IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING. BUT, IT DOES HAVE A BEAT YOU CAN MOVE YOUR...WHATEVER...TO. ..
CHEVY, AND KAREEM, FOR THAT MATTER, DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE WON SOMETHING FOR THIS MOVIE. ..
COMPARED TO THEM, DOES ANYONE'S FAMILY SEEM SO BAD, ANYMORE? .. ..
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I CAN'T READ BUT, IF I COULD, I'M PRETTY SURE I'D LIKE "THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING", "SUN TZU'S THE ART OF WAR" AND ANYTHING BY DR. SUESS. OK, I COULD REALLY ONLY HANDLE THE DR. SUESS STUFF. RHYMING IS FUN-DAMENTAL.
ANY WOMAN WHO WOULD WORK TWELVE HOUR DAYS, OR MORE, AND COME HOME TO ONE, OR MORE, SPOILED, UNGRATEFUL KIDS AND NEVER SHOW AN OUNCE OF REGRET. HOW THEY NEVER WIN ANY AWARDS, I'LL NEVER KNOW, BUT THEY'VE GOT MY VOTE, EVERY TIME.