Pillaging and Plundering in Savannah |
So one random weekend me and two buddies, Ryan and Dennis, decide to go to Savannah for the weekend. I'd never been there, but I heard it was a good time. Well, for some reason I decided i...
Posted by Matty J on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:30:00 PST |
I wasted my Playa eligibility |
There was once this stripper that worked at Platinum Plus in Columbia. She was no ordinary stripper. She was a magic stripper.
Me and a few buddies arrive at the aforementioned establishme...
Posted by Matty J on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:46:00 PST |
Really, did that REALLY happen??? |
Ok, so I thought I did some crazy stuff, but wow, I had the most insane trip ever a few weeks ago.
It all starts off in the Hooter's parking lot in Augusta. Our football team is driving down the...
Posted by Matty J on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:22:00 PST |
My first drunken Superbowl |
So I've never really drank while watching the Superbowl, so I figured that this year's would be perfect, due to the fact that I can't stand the Patriots, and I was expecting them to smoke the Giants.&...
Posted by Matty J on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:51:00 PST |
Yep, I’m still retarded |
So I posted a story about walking crazy far one night after drinking. Sadly, it's not the only time that it has happened. I kinda did it on my 22nd birthday, also.
First, me and a gr...
Posted by Matty J on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:36:00 PST |
One Crazy Night: The ugliest sunrise I have ever seen... |
So Thursday night I may have had one of those nights that don't really happen to people. Well, this one did, and wow, I am sore today from it.
Ok, here it goes. Wednesday nig...
Posted by Matty J on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST |
Scalding hot pizza on Brian's lap |
So we are at Roma's, eating pizza and drinking beer. I had had a decent amount at this point, so I was not my usual graceful self. A new pizza comes out, and I try to help Brian get a piec...
Posted by Matty J on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:02:00 PST |
I think I graduated to "Gangsta" status officially |
Ok, so last night myself, Shannon Smith, and Mike "Diddy" Horowitz go out to Red Hughes for some drinks and laughs. Last call occurs, so we head out to IHOP for some late night flap jacks (cause...
Posted by Matty J on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:47:00 PST |
God I hate Cotton Flynn |
Ok, first of all, how has Cotton Flynn become so successful? He has come far enough in his business endeavors to own his own car dealership. How can someone that pronounces the word Accura...
Posted by Matty J on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST |
GOLD BOND RULES!!! |
Ok, this blog goes out to all you gentlemen who have never experienced the wonders of Gold Bond. It was something that I have forgotten about, but today I have relived the magic of Gold Bond.&nb...
Posted by Matty J on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST |
