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Nicky Brown Eyes!

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About Me

Call me Nic. Call me mean. Call me whatever you want. Just don't call me late for dinner. And please don't ever stop calling me. The people in my life are everything to me, even if I don't always let them know it. If you are reading this, you are more than likely included in this category. I love my family and friends, and there are no limits to how far I am willing to go for the people I love. Yeah, I'm a sappy bastard sometimes, so give me a break, or I'll punch you in the nose!

My Interests

What am I interested in? That's a good question. I am most interested in figuring out just what it is that makes certain people tick. "Which people?" you ask. Ummmm....Oh yeah! All of them. The most important parts of my life are the people in it. I also enjoy playing softball, cooking, hockey, bowling, telling stories, gambling, learning, occasional boozing, dancing, fishing, fixing things, breaking things, driving my truck, hunting, camping, doing my artwork, the color red, babies, wearing funny costumes, boating, and spending time with good people. For the most part, I am a big kid. Don't let my age fool you.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. You people fascinate me. I mean that in the most endearing way possible.I'm going to start using this place to begin compiling a list of things that I aspire to do in this lifetime.//1.// Go on Wheel of Fortune and guess nothing but the letter "Q" for at least one round, and then subsequently win the game. Yeah, I'm that good. //2.// Win the Nathan's hot dog eating contest in Coney Island. I've always wanted to do this, and thanks to Kobayashi, I don't have a chance in hell anymore. //2.5// Throw Kobayashi into a christmas tree chipper. This will get me one step closer to that Nathan's title, and I will get to fulfill my dream of throwing someone into a christmas tree chipper. //3.// Get really, really, REALLY, old. I can't wait to be old enough to see my birthday on Good Morning America, and become a complete drain on society. I would also be really crabby, and I'd vote a lot. //4.// Create the worlds tallest midget. I know it sounds crazy, but how cool would it be to see a six foot tall midget? And yes, I understand that midgets are like people. //5// I decided that I really want to go looting sometime on the wake of some massive civil distubance. I think I look good with a TV on my shoulder. //6.// Be there the year that more people vote than watch the Super Bowl. Americans are quick to complain after things don't work out, but they don't care enough to take part in the system. It is much harder to get rights back than it is to keep them in the first place.That's all I got for today, but believe me, I'm a dreamer. This is gonna be a long list. This video has me so pegged

Music:

This is where I'm supposed to start a huge list of bands and musicians that I love. Here I go. I love (your list here). Holy crap! We have a lot in common. My musical tastes tend to be very broad and I allow my mood to pick the playlist for me. However 80s Music, rock, country, and the band Live tend to take up the bulk of my music time.

Movies:

I watch as many movies as I possibly can and I usually find redeemable qualities in just about all of them. It's pretty rare that I leave a movie theater feeling like I totally wasted my time. I especially like really bad movies, they're just more fun.

Television:

There is not enough room on the internet for me to tell you what I watch on TV. In a nutshell, I'm addicted to television and there is absolutely, positively no limit to what I am willing to watch. Because of this, I am among the best couch sitters there ever was. I dare you. Try to be as comfortable as I can.

Books:

I have made a conscious effort to start reading again. It's been way too long since last I finished a good book. If you have any suggestions, let me know.

Heroes:

Did you ever know that you're my hero?