George Alex is HOOKING in Liverpool!!! |
This weekend George Alex went to liverpool to play two gigs with his danseband Caddy. When he came on the airport, he was so shitfaced he did`nt make any sence at all, just shoutin and cryin over that...
Posted by MATADOR on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:40:00 PST |
im going to shuve 4 big shwarma kylling kebab up hans ass tomorrow!what a cunt he is! |
that amature of a gorilla hans ass was outside my apartmen yesterday screaming bad words on finnish thru a megafon!my nabours from polen went out and raped him after his 5minutes aperiance!now he is h...
Posted by MATADOR on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:23:00 PST |
Today i`m going to kick Georges ASS!!!! |
Yesterday George called me up and said that he wanted to invite me and my girlfriend over for a really nice dinner. He said that we were to be served something really special. Something really good! W...
Posted by MATADOR on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:21:00 PST |
the new album is going to be called(piss on earth and then die!)but you have to give us a fat.. |
i was thinking about the name of our album!piss on earth and then die!is that ba great title or what?or suicide og grejer,or maybe-our drummer got fucked by a horse yesterday!im not shure jet!maybe-li...
Posted by MATADOR on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:08:00 PST |
ALEX IS DJ`IN AT TRYVAN RUSSEPARTY! |
Oure rockstar #1 is happy to anounce that he will be attending the russefest at Tryvann this year as a DJ! He will be standing in top of the tryvann tower playing his best discorecords and fiering off...
Posted by MATADOR on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:00:00 PST |
OUR COCONUT OF A DRUMMER IS RUSS 2007!HE IS 34 YEARS OLD AND RUSS AGAIN!WHAT AN IDIOT! |
that cunt of a drummer is adicted of russe feiring in an age of 35!hans ass has been a russ sinse the 80´s and have no plans to stop as a russ!he sold his beautiful drums and bought a russe buss for 5...
Posted by MATADOR on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:40:00 PST |
Has annyone seen George? |
He was last seen at Amsterdam bar in oslo thursday evening drinking Brennvin(Norwegian tyttebær liquer) With his pet pig "bjørn". After this, there are no certain sightings of our sweedish horebu...
Posted by MATADOR on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:34:00 PST |
THE MISERY IS NOW COMPLEATE!HARAKIRI IS THE NEXT STEP!ITS GOING TO BE SUICIDE OG GREIER! |
That asshole of a drummer bet our guitar player vincent in the arm!the blood just came pooring out of his vains!it was like a fontain for crying out loud!!!he is a gluten allergic as well so he got a ...
Posted by MATADOR on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:53:00 PST |
We need a new drummer! |
After yesterdays crazyness, we have decided to let Hans go! We can`t take his SHIT ANYMORE!!!
Posted by MATADOR on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST |
a fullblown panic attack was capture on camera!have a look at our pic gallery!CAOS CAOS CAOS! |
this monday our drummer got into a panic attack and was hospitalized!the fiasco scen was going on for almost 3 hours!have a look at the misery at our picture gallery!!!!!!!!!!!what da fuck is happenin...
Posted by MATADOR on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:25:00 PST |
