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chris

I am here for Friends

About Me

not much. ..

My Interests

animals, art, comics, pyrography, numerology, physics, dreams, the supernatural, robots, malaise.

I'd like to meet:

some one exactly like you. but not you.someone who is made of cheesecake.someone classy.someone who owns a really nice turbin. i mean, real nice.someone who dances, and doesnt pressure me to do so.a fire that can talk.a robot. FRANKENSTEIN.icarus.joan of arc.ernest borgnine.frank miller.buster keaton.regina spektor.ricky gervais.fumito ueda. guy davis.jesus. his homeboy. the ghost of screamin jay hawkins. any future pope that is currently a teenager. insects that play ragtime and wear cool hats. my killer. whoever can cure my mysterious bouts of vertigo.someone who enjoys the darker things in life. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .............................................

Music:

woooooooowoo woow wo owowwooo duh duh duh boopbipbip. yknow? that one.

Movies:

lots of them. almost all of them. except, you know, the crappy ones.

Television:

arrested development. venture brothers. the shield. trailer park boys. stroker and hoop. extras. 3,2,1 contact. dr. phil. judge mathis. weeds. firefly. LOST. reno 911. metalacolypse. squidbillies. the office (us and uk). maury. lost(again).

Books:

cant...........read.

Heroes:

anyone who can turn water into wine, drink it all, walk on water, then fuck a giant whale. so i guess my hero is a drunk, horny jesus.also, hank scorpio.

My Blog

oh yes, oh no......

our first kissyour head was turnedmy lips were drymy head was poundingmy hands were fumblingoh yes, oh noand our last kisswas not much differentyour head was elsewhereyour body was stiffmy head was po...
Posted by chris on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

indu is fucking crazy....

for starters, i love my dog. she is a lucky little thing. she had a real shit start to life and has overcome it, and for that i respect her greatly. but to the point of things, she is fucking crazy. n...
Posted by chris on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST

stomach turning beauty......

i see you and you are beautifuland i am sickyou make me want to put a hole in the skyand fill it with my brainsi hate that i think about youand that you hate mei love that you are nowhere near meother...
Posted by chris on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

the holy grail of car batteries......

your beautiful teeth have been filed and sharpenedmaking them, somehow, more perfecti have washed my neck just for youmarked x's on the ideal points of bloodletting your slendor frame is like witchgra...
Posted by chris on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:15:00 PST

the ice doesn't melt, nor does the heart....

.thank you people who were nice to me on my birthday, that was nice of you. so, last year and the year before, birthday poem, so, yesterday morning, another birthday poem. didnt think of a title....
Posted by chris on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:24:00 PST

next time you wake up.....

next time you wake up, go back to bedlife is always so much nicer thereand next time you go to bed, be preparedcuz youre gonna dream about some stupid girlthat you just cant stop thinking aboutand nex...
Posted by chris on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:27:00 PST

intravenous de milo......

oh, that trick she doeswhere she slithers sweetly on her bellyand coils around my ankleand slinks up my legand wraps tightly around my chestit seems she wants my warmthbut i think she wants my blood.a...
Posted by chris on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:39:00 PST

someone was obviously bored.....

...because i have 76 views of my blog today. well guess what, unless you count this one, which i dont, there will be no new blog today. the end.
Posted by chris on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:33:00 PST

god got a new dog....

god got a new dog and he named him chrishe fed him alright, most of the timehe did leave him tied to a post every nightand when the water bowl was tipped overit was never refilled.but he was kind enou...
Posted by chris on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:19:00 PST

a blog named blarg.....

today just will not die. i want to stick a spear in its heart! i will pour the blood in the gutter and pray that no rats drink it. a day off should not feel like this. blarg.
Posted by chris on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:17:00 PST