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Stoney Van Hell

Wheezin' The Juice!

About Me

This ain't a bar, It's a saloon!!

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COOLEST VIDEOS EVER. WATCH EM' NOW!

The Mighty Airbourne - RUNNIN' WILD!!!!!

THE MIGHTY ROKKERS - ** KIX ** Tag made by MissBritny
** HARDCORE SUPERSTAR **

The dudez from Avenged have rokken tatts!

Sexiest Girl In The World! Love you Sam =)

My Interests


-Heavy Metal
-Pizza
-Kai Hansen
-More Heavy Metal
-Tatts
-Goin to Hollywood
-Hoping the Cats will win a flag
-Possibly more Metal
-Looking for Kix shirts
-And Ratt shirts
-And Dokken shirts
-And all other cool band shirts
-Chicken Parma's
-James Hetfield
-Other stuff

I'd like to meet:

The Metal God - ROB HALFORD
-Kai Hansen
-Tobias Sammet & Edguy- Again
-Akeem
-The Slickster,
-Honky Tonk Man,
-The Model Rick Martel,
-Ax & Smash,
-Hansi Kursch
-M Shadows
-Synyster Gates
-Zacky Vengeance
-Johnny Christ
-The Rev

Music:


-PRIEST
-MAIDEN
-'TALLICA
-THE DEADTHINGS
-GAMMARAY
-EDGUY
-BLIND GUARDIAN
-PRIMAL FEAR
-IRON SAVIOR
-FREEDOM CALL
-AVANTASIA
-THE SHINE
-AIRBOURNE
-CHILDREN OF BODOM
-DARK TRANQUILITY
-METAL INQUISITOR
-WOLF
-KREATOR
-AMON AMARTH
-ANTHRAX
-SODOM
-S.O.D
-M.O.D
-HAMMERFALL
-LOST HORIZON
-OVERKILL
-CAGE
-SONATA ARCTICA
-MYSTIC PROPHECY
-ANGRA
-SAVAGE CIRCUS
-BLOODBOUND
-NIGHTWISH
-ANNIHILATOR
-AVENGED SEVENFOLD
-ARGUMENT SOUL
-STORMWARRIOR
-THE CROWN
-WITCHERY
-THE VOODOO LOVECATS
-GOTTHARD
-HARDCORE SUPERSTAR
-KAMELOT
-MOB RULES
-DEMONS & WIZARDS
-PARAGON
-PERSUADER
-HELLOWEEN
-EIGHTEEN VISIONS
-KIX
-W.A.S.P
-DOKKEN
-RATT
-BULLET BOYS
-SWINGIN' THING
-BRITNY FOX
-LA. GUNS
-FASTER PUSSYCAT
-JOHNNY CRASH
-FUNNY MONEY
-WARRANT
-CRASHDIET
-VAINS OF JENNA
-VAN HALEN
-FOZZY
-NOCTURNAL RITES
-SILENT FORCE
-SLAYER
-ARMOURED SAINT
-DARK ANGEL
-MERCYFUL FATE
-EXODUS
-KING DIAMOND
-ACCEPT
-ANGEL DUST
-AGENT STEEL
-DESTRUCTION
-GUILLOTINE
-IRON ANGEL
-ROBBY DuPREE
-RICK DERRINGER
-BRAINSTORM
-RHAPSODY
-DREAM EVIL
-LIZZY BORDEN
-FIREWIND
-GRAVE DIGGER
-HEAVENLY
-HUMAN FORTRESS
-ICED EARTH
-EVERGREY

Movies:

Night at the Roxbury
- Encino Man
- Ace Ventura
- Dumb & Dumber
- Dude...Where's my car
- Face Off
- Queens Boulavarde
- Lethal Weapon 1,2,3
- Anchor Man
- A million others i can't be bothered to type.

Television:

-Seinfeld
-Curb Your Enthusiasm
-The Young Ones
-Bottom
-Fawlty Towers
-WWF- Demolition Era
-PrisonBreak
-Entourage

Books:


- Mick Foley - Have a nice day
- Mick Foley - Foley is Good
- Shawn Michaels biography
- The Dirt
- Adrian Edmonsons guide to being a complete bastard

Heroes:

-Kai Hansen
-Rob Halford
-Jmyz Hetfield
-Larz Ulrich
-King Diamond
-Pauly Shore
-Larry David
-Shawn Michaels
-The Slickster
-Andrew Dice Clay
-Eddie Hitler
-Richard Richard
-Johnny Drama

VICTORY!!!!!!!!

Sam is sexxy! 3333333333333

My Blog

Everybody loves Metal T-Shirts!!

I bought this unreal book in Hollywood, that is all about Heavy Metal T-Shirts from the 70’s & 80’s.Its got so many cool shirts in there, it made me realize how much i love collecting ...
Posted by Stoney Van Hell on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

STONEYS TOP 15 ALBUMS OF 2007!

2007 was a pretty sweet year for metal. There were quite a few killer releases, and also a few that were slight disapointments.I'm finally deciding to list the top 15. It's taken awhile to decide what...
Posted by Stoney Van Hell on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:40:00 PST

GEELONG - 2007 AFL Premiers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They fukkin finally did it!!!!!!! After 44 years, Geelong once again won the AFL Premiership! We smashed those Port scumbags by a record-breaking 119 points, and proved that we were miles ahead of any...
Posted by Stoney Van Hell on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST

THE MOST ROKKEN ALBUM EVER RECORDED!

Well, its something i'm sure we're all known for a long time, but after some heavy-duty rotation recently, i think it's time i made it official: KIX : Hotwire, is the most rokken album that ...
Posted by Stoney Van Hell on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:21:00 PST

Top 10 Albums of 2006!

Here are my best 10 albums from 2006: 1. HEAVENLY - 'Virus': Killer album from the best French Metal band ever! Awesome Gammaray/Sonata Arctica-esque power metal! 2. EDGUY - 'Rocket Ride': Another bri...
Posted by Stoney Van Hell on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:04:00 PST

Gammaray - Best Night Ever!!! ( Photos )

The Gammaray show on Saturday was definatly the greatest night of my entire life!! I can't even describe how awesome they were live, and how incredible Kai Hansen is! He is truly a Metal God! Even mor...
Posted by Stoney Van Hell on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

AVENGED SEVENFOLD - Melbourne photos!

I just got back from seeing Avenged Sevenfold in Brisbane, Sydney & Melbourne. And it may possibly have been the greatest weekend ever!If you missed these gigs, then you missed one of the coolest ...
Posted by Stoney Van Hell on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:00:00 PST

Then I'd lose 40 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.

I think everybody will agree with me when i say, It's about god-damn time there was an Ace Ventura 3! Obviously is would be a piece of cinematic gold, and one that will re-define the way movies are vi...
Posted by Stoney Van Hell on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 06:24:00 PST