Religious and political philosophy, food, health, children, animals, music, comedy, daydreaming, and trying to not look at porn.
I don't discriminate!
I want to meet crazy people and stupid people too!
for all you stupid people, I am seeking MINIONS. I am currently seeking an unlimited number of minions to carry out my diverse and ever changing whims.
Applicants must:
(1) respond to my every command without the slightest hint of question or critical thought,
(2) forsake all previous gods and/or political affiliations,
(3) tithe ten percent of their net income to me, and
(4) be really, really good looking.
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I would also like to meet crazy people who won't let themselves be turned into microchipped consumer cattle by a conspiritous elite.
Like this mothafucka right here:
I also want to meet any women who, for whatever reason, find me sexy. Maybe your deranged or blind or think insanity is a turn on, but right now spring fever is making me behave quite erratically.
Naomi Wolf: It has all been done before.
You Are Impressionism
You think the world is quite beautiful, especially if you look at it in new and interesting ways.
You tend to focus on color and movement in art.
For you, seeing the big picture is much more important than recording every little detail.
You can find inspiration anywhere... especially from nature.
What Art Movement Are You?
There are really only two types of music in the world: Music that Joey likes and music that sucks. It should be noted, however, that these are neither permanent nor mutually exclusive categories. Here's a good example of both:
Joey Storm, Bass Fury - Blow.
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I want to fuck the hell out of that indian stewardess in the Darjeeling Limited
Beowulf did not suck ass like I expected it to
The Motorcycle Diaries was inspirational.
Dazed and Confused is a total classic.
Legends of the Fall was a trite piece of crap torn from the pages of a supermarket romance novel.
Balls of Fury was fucking hysterical.
Deathproof was really, really gay.
Juno was better than I expected... even from a homegirl.
310 to Yuma was OK, I guess.
I saw Blade Runner the Final Cut at the Uptown Theater. It wasn't as good as I remembered it.
Spiderman 3 was awesome.
I rented "Butcher Boy" --Its a dark comedy, moderately amusing. Great if you need practice understanding Irish.
The Man Who Would Be King - a true classic. You know the "speak english" sceene with Austen and Nigel Powers? Its a parady of a scene in this movie. watch for it.
Oh yeah "The Fred Korematsu Story" If you don't know him, he was a great American hero for civil liberties. By the way, you should know that according to US supreme court rulings that are still on the books, it is LEGAL to withhold the rights of certain Americans on the basis of race.
TV sucks.
That having been said, I like The Office, Boston Legal, Family Guy, the Simpsons, Reno 911, Harvey Birdman, Robot Chicken, and now the Venture Bros.
God, I suck.
Interventions by Noam Chomsky was out of date and depressing.
Currently working my way through:
The Plague, by Albert Camus
The Count of Monte Christo, by Alexandre Dumas
the gospel of Mathew
and the Bagavad-Gita
On deck is:
Hard Times, Charles Dickens
Before that I read:
Science, Faith, and Ethics - Grid or Gridlock
by Denis Alexander & Robert S. White
not bad.
Hey Rube,
by Hunter S. Thompson
I could do without the sports commentary, but the rest is pure gold
Technology of the Gods - David Hatcher Childress
Really cool.
Some other books I recomend:
Ishmeal - Daniel Quinn
My Ishmeal - also by Quinn, but easier for the kids to read.
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
1984 - George Orwell
Farenheit 454 - Ray Bradbury
Neuromancer - William Gibson
Love Medicine - Louise Erdrich
Sometimes I like to write too. I've abandoned my great novels:"The Cowboy Way" and its prequel, "The Way of the Wicked."I have complete outlines and great character development, but the writing has come to a grinding halt.
I now spend most of my time writing blurbs on MySpace.
Everyone who is willing to open their eyes and ears, use their brain, and fight the injustices they see.
Also, anyone who loves their children and opposes the Department of Child and Family services and/or the Child Protection Agency--two of the most backward and un-aptly named organizatons in the history of the USA.
Speaking of poorly named gov't agencies. I also respect anyone who opposes the Dept. of Homeland Security and wishes to restore the Bill of Rights.
Or for that matter, while we're on the subject of heroes, I would like to thank the assholes like J. Edgar Hoover for their moments in the sun when they do things like write memos exposing George H. W. Bush's complicity in the Kennedy Assassination. Don't alienate the assholes. Everybody needs at least one.
Free Reno! Free Ed and Elaine Brown!
IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!!
Where the hell is Chad Savage when you need him? Oh yeah, the Bohemian Grove! Oh wait, maybe this guy could do it:
by Stan Lee (Marvel)
Super Patriot:
"My fellow Americans, I say to you that we must preserve our FREEDOM... Regardless of the COST!"
"We must stand up for America NOW... Before the TRAITORS in our government ENSLAVE us!"
For all the politicians and businessmen who support the official 9/11 story: