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Purple People Eater

I Eat People

About Me

I Eat People... Watch my video below!
also... View my Photo Album!

My Interests

Tapdancing

I'd like to meet:

People that are baked, people that are fried, people on sticks (especially co-eds), people named gary, people that are hairy, people of all shapes and colors it doesn't matter to me, sauteed braised steamed or boiled they all taste good to me! people that are dipped in chocolate (that i've never tried!).

Watch My Video!

Music:

Lounge and Jazz, Sheb Wooley, Bobby Pickett, The Misfits

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, A Chours Line, Once Bitten, Godzilla, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Monster Garage

Books:

Where the Wild Things Are

My Blog

Schoolbus Cocktail

Serves: 2 monsters Necessary Ingredients: 600lbs small frightened children 1 Short Schoolbus 4 1/2 Vats of people cocktail sauce (chilled) 1000lbs of iceDirections:Gather all the children into ...
Posted by Purple People Eater on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Politico Martini with Crackers

Serves: 1 monster Necessary Ingredients:Ice Dash of vermouth 200 jiggers of people-infused Vodka 1000lbs of ice 1 lightly mauled Politician Box of "Xeno's Best®" Party CrackersDirections:F...
Posted by Purple People Eater on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST