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2ndBestComedian

Clearly 2nd Best

About Me


If I had anything prolific to say it would go right here, but I Don't.
A few words of wisdom though...
Guys, never unrinate while lying on your back.
Girls, you can't make a gay guy straight, so stop trying.
Finally, I know for a fact you can't get a girl pregnant if you close your eyes when you orgasm!!!
Current Faith In Humanity: 34%
Current General Mood: Stressful. I'm surrounded by Mormons on all sides and they are closing in!!!
That Right you have reached the MYSpace home of:
The 2nd Best
Comedian
Eddie Oliver
One half of the "Dogmatic Duo Radio Show". Learn more about at:
www.DogmaticDuo.com
I am clearly the 2nd Best Comedian. Don't believe me? Visit my site and learn everything there is to know about me at:

www.2ndbestcomedian.com

If you are looking for the 1st best comedian (See photo below) you are looking for Ken Kaz. We know is is the 1st best comedian because my mother said so. After a show she said I was really funny but Ken was better. Oh yeah? Well click on the photo below and look at his profile and notice that he only has a plain MySpace page and ONE friend...ME!!! How funny is that!!!


Looking for the Myspace Whore of the Month ™ ? Scroll down and look on the left hand side of the page and check her out. As far as MySpace goes, everyone always writes about how smart & sexy they are...well I'm not everybody. I'm a loser who drinks too much. I wish I had more lean muscle mass and less body fat. I’m sloppy and lazy. I really should stop huffing gasoline…Mean really, what kind of example am I setting for my daughter.
Women PAY ATTENTION!!! I have girlfriend that I love dearly (See Below). I DO NOT STRAY. If I requested you as a friend it is just that as a friend!!! She is very much a once in a lifetime girl.


Kim Against a Plain Wall (I Sleep With Her)

Kim Against a Red Graphic Background
(By "Sleep With" I do Mean Have Sex!!!) If you're wondering how I managed to land her all I will say is, She says I make her laugh,
but I believe it was Alcohol and Roofies (Yes that's the date rape drug).

She needs friends. Add her and you will feel better about yourself
Because you did a good thing


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Although I am involved with someone, please feel free to rate me RATE ME HERE


2ndBestComedian's Friends List Eddie Oliver The 2nd Best Comedian has
A SHIT LOAD OF MySpace Friends, but none in real life
Below Are Some Of His Favorites Ken Kaz
Nola Chick
Rubber Rose
Geri Mars
Criss Angel
Buddy Christ
Gollum
Napolean Dynamite
Micah
Joi
Lisa
Shayna
ISAAC THE MAGICIAN
Orny Adams
Ryan
Wallace
Myra
Drama Princess
Jen
Kami
View all of my Trashy Friends

My Interests

I don't really have any interests because that requires work.I like unicorns though

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet various unstable people of varying walks of life, but losers, alchoholics, bitches, & whores will do also. Oh yeah and the Pope. :)

But, Bitches & Whores be aware that I am in a relationship.

(This was specifically put in to weed out all the uptights who I probably wouldn't gel with anyway.)

Music:

Anyone who can play the guitar & harmonica with cymbols strapped to his knees. It's the first step to genius or madness depending on your point of view.

Movies:

My favorite movies are Braveheart, the Mad Max Series, and American History X because they are testosterone driven man flicks, however, when I want to get in touch with my feminine side I watch Pay It Forward and cry like a little bitch when he dies at the end. Pay it Forward is the Old Yeller of the modern time.

Television:

I really like Carnivale so those bastards at HBO cancelled it. HBO is EVIL except for their fine Boxing programming and documentaries.

Books:

X-men, Superman, Batman...Comic books count?!? Don't they? If not I'll stick with Hustler magazine

Heroes:

My personal hero is George Bush becasue I like the thought of having Forrest Gump in the White House. Click Play below to see what I mean.

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My Blog

THE SECRETS OF MEN.

THE SECRETS OF MEN.These are things that I don't necessarily endorse, but I know to be true.FOREPLAY - If you're a woman and you're lucky that you've experienced foreplay, it most likely at a mall or ...
Posted by 2ndBestComedian on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:45:00 PST

Some Women Suck!!!

There I said it, Some Women Suck!!! I just saw this picture:And this one: All I could think is what about all the homeless men out there with real nice shopping carts. I mean the ones without a wobbly...
Posted by 2ndBestComedian on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:00:00 PST

I don't feel sorry for Native Americans anymore

I used to feel sorry about what we as white people had done to the Native Americans, until I saw the picture below.  Then I began to wish I was an Indian (Preferably the one in the picture)....
Posted by 2ndBestComedian on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:04:00 PST

Car Crash

You may have heard I was involved in a bit of an accident.  Here is a picture of my baby at the yard.  I am OK, just a little banged up.  Not to worry I am feeling better every day...
Posted by 2ndBestComedian on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:27:00 PST

Last Comic Standing

OK everyone.  I'm going out for Last Comic Standing and I really need some help.  I just found out that the Arizona Last Comic Standing auditions are going to be a cattle call.  That ba...
Posted by 2ndBestComedian on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:34:00 PST

Various MySpace Losers/Stalkers/Creeps

Before I list out the losers who didn't make it after ready the mountain of messages I owe the women of myspace an apology on behalf of all the men out there   To all the Women of MySpace, I apol...
Posted by 2ndBestComedian on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 03:00:00 PST

Sometimes Women Lie

At the risk of alienating the women out there I must state the truth.   Women will tell you that money has no bearing on whether or not they are interested in a man.  I think that is a lie.&...
Posted by 2ndBestComedian on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:10:00 PST

Not So Sexy After All

Paris Hilton Angelina Jolie  Avril Lavigne  Catherine Zeta Jones Gwen Stefani Janet Jackson Jessica Simpson Justin Timberlake Katie Holmes Kirsten Dunst  Nicole Kidman ...
Posted by 2ndBestComedian on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 09:53:00 PST

Women Like Jerks...They Really Do

Now Ive always been classified as The nice guy. I have always struggled to keep a women, especially growing up, I would get dumped and always hear the same thing Youre too nice. Growing up I saw...
Posted by 2ndBestComedian on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:01:00 PST

Am I wrong?

I think it would be so cool to have sex with a chick who has epilepsy...is that wrong?
Posted by 2ndBestComedian on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 08:12:00 PST