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About Me

I cry easily over everything. Cute, sad, happy.On the other hand, I'm also very mean spirited. I like to think of it more like being horribly honest and blunt. When my mommy and daddy made me they forgot to make me with tact.
If you are looking for a good time--I'm not it. I don't drink, smoke or do most drugs(my drugs of choice are midol, tylenol and allergy meds). Wooot, I'm a blast, aren't I? I hate going out clubbing and activities that will lead me to feeling like crap the next day.
I think I should wear a crown because I think I'm the princess of all things boring and possibly ruler of all things grumpy. That's right on your knees, and while you are down there pick up my kid's mess..I'm pretty sure I have the sexiest second toe(on my right foot)in the world. My toe brought back sexy.As much as I hate drama, I'm super dramatic. I have the worst time letting things go.
I'm flawed.
Despite all this, I'm loved by the very best people.Calligraph421 BT

My Interests

I like to read, geek out in front of the computer, play a select few video games, blowing bubbles, making fun of people, ummm..plotting to take over the world(using just a paper clip, rubber band and a moth ball), photography,web page design,coloring books, sticking my tongue out, trying to make people feel uneasy....haha losers. Going to the park and sitting in the vagina swing(Missy, we really should consider renaming that bastard)..ummmm....I adore bugging my husband. I like to talk..A LOT!!I like all kinds of junk-oh and midget porn, it makes me giggle..

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Music:

My taste in music is even worse than the rest...but I like it and I will dance if I wanna. I'm stuck in the past, I just can't get into the current tunes playing. It seems like the passion has left the music, making it much too hard to simply rock out. I'm not amused that commercialism has more power than actual art of music. My guess is I just wont be hip. Damn my luck.

Movies:

I really dig just about anything...I have a soft spot for romantic comedies, I like shedding a few tears, then letting out a hearty laugh.I'm a weirdo.

Television:

I heart reality TV. I think because it bugs my husband. I do enjoy making him cringe in those special little ways that he really can't get mad at me about---sucka.I love me some HGTV, it's sad, but very true. I never said my TV taste would be good.

Books:

Anything. I adore reading. Unless, Chris recommends something, then I just wont read it:)Why? 'Cause I'm a rebel like that.

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I need a break. I'm having one those hating me some life kind of days.
Posted by Kung-Fu Missy on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

Clicky clicky

click help now dont' forget to click on these as well while you are there:) ..> ..>...
Posted by Kung-Fu Missy on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:48:00 PST

watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVmZXaZZfsI...
Posted by Kung-Fu Missy on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:28:00 PST

Our Anniversary

It was yesterday, four (mostly) years of happy marital bliss. Mom was going to babysit, but I called her and told her not to come--I was uneasy about her babysitting right after working all day, ...
Posted by Kung-Fu Missy on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:40:00 PST

mmm..tasty.

Golden Grahams are tasty in my tummy. Woot. Do people even say woot any more? Woot woot wootiness. I think I might lose my hubby again to the Warcraft. Poor guy had to stand in line with a buttload ...
Posted by Kung-Fu Missy on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 04:58:00 PST

Abuse

If you asked me years ago my opinion on spousal abuse, it would have simply been, you just don't do it..Years ago my blame went 100% to the abuser and my heart to the victim. Eh, years have past...
Posted by Kung-Fu Missy on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

End of the Year

It's the end of the year as we know it and I feel finnnnnnnnnee. Well, 2006 is just about over with and nothing happened. I mean that, it was so uber goober boring that I'm going to have a hard t...
Posted by Kung-Fu Missy on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

dancing fool

I think I might try taking over the world this week. Eh, why not? Right. Hubbyface will be getting more time off this week, so I could put him on kid duty. Missy the all mighty ruler of the worl...
Posted by Kung-Fu Missy on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

time

Hmm, nothing new going on here. My back stopped hurting finally, I fell down my basement stairs last week. Stuff like that only happens when hubbyface isn't around, I guess hurting myself and getting ...
Posted by Kung-Fu Missy on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:43:00 PST

Because I'm lazy....(IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW)

Because I'm lazy....(IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW) I got more responses than I thought I would..lol....so I'm do one large fill out thingy. 1.Your Middle Name:Kaye2. ...
Posted by Kung-Fu Missy on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:11:00 PST