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This is the truest thing I have ever fucking seen so you should probably read it. If it offends you then get the fuck over it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ten Things Idiots Do On Myspace
ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting .. is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS FREAKING MYSPACE!!!
SIX
Who really gives a rip if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up!
SEVEN
Little underage girls who have MySpace and look like hookers, and act like ho's go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," QUIT BEING A MORON
This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you.
If you don't ~ ummmm, not a damn thing will happen, this is just the best bulletin I've seen. Guess what, if you do, nothing will happen either, except maybe some dumb jerk people will get the hint. So, don't worry, you don't have to make a wish, or scroll down to see what will happen.
Repost this with..
"10 things idiots do on Myspace"