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I am little teapot.....

Can you describe the raucous, Sir?

About Me


An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.
- Buddha
Whatever is flexible and flowing will tend to grow, whatever is rigid and blocked will wither and die.
- Tao Te Ching
Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made.
-Oscar Wilde
"You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down."
-Mary Pickford
No human thing is of serious importance.
-Plato
"Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play."
- Heraclitus
"Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today - but the core of science fiction, its essence has become crucial to our salvation if we are to be saved at all."
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
-Isaac Asimov
Everytime a child says, "I don't believe in fairies" a little fairy somewhere says "Piss off, I don't believe in children"
your future is ever changing, only based on the decisions you make today
- by ME
Just because I am on myspace, doesn't mean I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, or be part of your group, or see your tits.... OK you can still show me your tits. If I don't know you, don't be offended if I don't add you.
I have been called a hippie, treehugger and flower child. However, please don't miss understand, I do bathe. I just have a large love of animals and an old school thinking on how the world should be ran. I am laid back person, but I have ADHD, so I am also very hyper at times. My hobbies help me out with that.
Everyones jobs sucks in some manor, mine is no different, I work for customer service, in an escalation position. It is fun times. Fun times in the same manor that an ice pick going slowly into your head is fun times. It inst my career choice, but as someone who didn't graduate collage it pays very well, the hours are good and until recently it was a pretty relaxing, laid back place to work. It can also be some good times, i love the ppl that i work with, I mainly go just to hang out with them. that and they pay me.
And did I mention I live in a basement with mutant crickets and no real heat. But hey it is cheap and i can have my 7 animals and my dogs gets a yard - because that it really what it is all about - making sure the animals are happy.
I watch a lot of TV, well, better yet i have it on, a lot, i like the noise of TV and the colors flashing.
I am comfortable with my dorkyness.
To be inebriated is the key of life, or at least a good way to get through it.
Oh and I have a hatred for clowns - all clowns are evil and that is a job that no one should ever have... Unless they are evil, then that is the perfect job for them. Many people ask why I hate clowns. and no it isn't a bad circus experience, nor John Wayne Gacy (although that didn't help); it is simply the fact that they are evil, and they weren't evil then why do that have to paint a smile on their face????? Ask yourself that question next time you next to a clown at a shady grocery store in the middle of the night!
I love Dragons, mainly only Arthurian dragons, or Eastern European. They stand for courage, bravery and valor. They are a symbol of strength and elegance that I choose to use as my guide.
I also have a dragon tattoo on my back and "sister" in Japanese with an Japanese dragon on my leg. Check out my pic's and see them.
I support the troops, not George Bush, and they need to come home now.
I took refuge on 10/15/06, I am now a Buddhist.
Rely on the teaching, not on the person;
Rely on the meaning, not on the words;
Rely on the definitive meaning, not on the provisional;
Rely on your wisdom mind, not on your ordinary mind.
The Buddha
My good deed: I adopted a three legged dog from the pound. My Karma: Three weeks later she had 11 puppies.
I will be starting a new business soon, please check out my website - THEPUPPYSITTER.COM
I am on Messenger, Google talk, and Yahoo if I like you enough I will tell you what my names are, email me. Please limit to only 2 stalkers.

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Tell me this isn't adorable!

My Interests

Kelli's Doggy Daycare

Need a Dog Sitter?
Got a hyper Dog?
Coming soon, a place to help
www.thepuppysitter.com



Redhead Powersports Opening April 2007


I want one SOOO bad!

I am a home body, although i am always up for road trips and other various adventures, except circuses and anything dealing with essay work, but when it comes down to it, i stay at home a lot. I am a few hobbies but I loose interest in them to quickly - (damn ADHD) but i always come back around to them at some point. Some of my hobbies are not work place appropriate..

I'd like to meet:

Tom Brady - and punch him.


I am a RED SOX fan.. my fave is Mike Lowell..excellent 3rd basemen and one great ass.

Seth Green (cause I love him, and now we have the same hair)

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - The Fucking Short Version.

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

Music:


http://www.pplaylist.com/user/1939523

I love music - i like screamers but they have to be able to sing as well, Geoff Tate is my hero! - SOAD, Tool, NIN, Slipnot (but i cant look at them) Nevermore is a really good not so popular band, Queensryche (doh), Dave Mathews, Emenim and never leave our Tenacious (fuck'n) D and other stoner type bands, most 80's, and 70's - I am all about some old hippy or old "rock" music - I also enjoy jazz and classical, i hate pop and some R&B.

Movies:


Got to start with the classics; Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail, Princess Bride, When Harry met Sally, SpaceBalls, Breakfast Club, Dead Poets Society, STAR WARS. present day there are so many of them that i like - off the top of my head now there is Knights Tale, American Beauty, All the Harry Potters (yes even four), Dark City, Independence Day, Robin Hood, Serenity, Hitch Hikers Guide, Pirates one and two, Lord of the Rings (all of them), V for Vendetta, Little Miss Sunshine, 40 year old virgin, Fever Pitch, Shaun of the Dead, Dodge Ball and I am a sap for musicals too and all things Disney.
HARRY POTTER 5

Television:

I LOVE SCI FI! The SCI-FI channel is where a lot of my time is spent - Stargate SG1 and StarGate Atlantis and Dr Who. Dresden Files, and now Enterprise.. so happy about that...
Law and order is the shit, except for CI and the new on trial by jury. if it wasn't for the fact that a) my dad is the best and b) he is dead i would so ask Jerry Orbic to be my dad!
I am all about some Joss Wedon as well, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly are how I get ready in the mornings.
My others shows are HOUSE, Bones, Scrubs and and I watch WWE when I remember.
Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 75% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 45% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 45% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 45% Inara Serra (Companion) 40% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 35% Wash (Ship Pilot) 35% River (Stowaway) 25% Alliance 25% A Reaver (Cannibal) 15% Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.
Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz
Your results:
You are Will Riker Will Riker 60% Deanna Troi 55% Jean-Luc Picard 45% Geordi LaForge 35% Chekov 30% Beverly Crusher 30% James T. Kirk (Captain) 30% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 30% Spock 27% Data 22% Uhura 20% Mr. Scott 20% Worf 15% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 15% Mr. Sulu 10% At times you are self-centered
but you have many friends.
You love many women, but the right
woman could get you to settle down.
Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test
Your results:
You are Jack O'Neill Jack O'Neill 79% Daniel Jackson 59% Samantha Carter 32% Teal'c 29% Thor 25% General Hammond 25% A Goa'uld 15% Dr. Frasier 15% You are a born leader.
You are often cynical.
You are loyal to the end
but you are no brainiac.
Click here to take the "Which Stargate SG-1 character am I?" quiz...
I am apparently a man...

Books:

Harry Potter's (J.K Rowling); Neverwhere (Neil Gaiman); Chronicals of the Cheysuli (Jennifer Roberson); Hitchhiker's Guide (Douglas Adams); Most Anne Rice.
The Raven: Read by Christopher Walken

Heroes:



Free Myspace Pictures from drewpydraws
My Parents; Steve Irwin; Jane Goodall; Any one who has stood up to authority and change the way of the world.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.

My Blog

"I (your name) will not tell Kelli's Mom"

So at this time I live just off Norway avenue, there just up from where I live there is Woodmere cemetery, I pass this when ever I need to get on Rt 60. Why I gave you the directions I don't know.. I ...
Posted by I am little teapot..... on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

"I am Jack's colon . . ."

I am Kelli's brain.I think, I feel and I hurtRandom thoughts are constantAlways seeking understandingI am tiredI am Kelli's heartI feel, I hurt and I heal. Only hope keeps me beating.Laughter keeps me...
Posted by I am little teapot..... on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:48:00 PST

Ahhh the pursuit of skinniness.

I don't know what causes the women folk to just lose their minds about getting skinny, there are to many reasons to list; is it what our mothers tought us, what we hear and think what men want, maybe ...
Posted by I am little teapot..... on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST

Know any good Chuck Noris jokes?

I am growing tired of my mind's constant battle with itself.  Thoughts, Memories, Feelings. Been like this for a few weeks. Well, really ever, but the past few weeks have been bad&&.Growing up wi...
Posted by I am little teapot..... on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

MY TURN....

to apologize for my drunkenness.... but I am not going to do that... i had SO MUCH FUN.... I will apologize to Pat and Mike.. i don't think i puked in your car's, but in case i did... sorry, still lov...
Posted by I am little teapot..... on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

A dream on hold

When I was a child, I wanted to open a No Kill Shelter on my parents property and have all kinds animals there, dogs, cats, llamas or horses; anything that was in need, this would be their sanctuary. ...
Posted by I am little teapot..... on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:39:00 PST

Oh I love her

Many of you know I have a small petting zoo. I have patience with animals, more with them then people or children. Well I am trying to be a leader of a small pack of dogs at this moment, it is a power...
Posted by I am little teapot..... on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:09:00 PST

Zoo update

The dogs are still escaping when they can.....but they come back, so i am no longer as concerned or stressed. So I had to take Kaylee to the vet today.  She is 83 lbs. and got two stitches......
Posted by I am little teapot..... on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:26:00 PST

Bitter sweet

i puked in the stonewall bathroom.... and again when i got home..... now let me tell you why. it started out at 4:30am for what became a booty call.  It might not have started out to be that wa...
Posted by I am little teapot..... on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

It is Wednesday, where is your humping?

So,  the holidays are finally over!  Balance will soon be restored... LOL. and just want is balance anyway... the best way to describe life is; the constant change of your surroundings an...
Posted by I am little teapot..... on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:44:00 PST