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About Me

I am a hawt 15 year old bisexual school girl and I crave the cock.

My Interests

Writing, reading, heavy procrastination, film, urban exploration, video games, high adventure, good food, strong drink, travel, and whooping it up...

Music:

nick cave, the pixies, pj harvey, nine inch nails, the dresden dolls, the tiger lillies, the killers, interpol, god speed you black emperor, ministry, revolting cocks, the smiths, depeche mode, the cure, leftfield, tom waits, the dead kennedys, lard, bjork, tori amos, placebo, the cranes, richard cheese, the cherry poppin' daddies, guns n roses, new model army, blur, curve, new order, david bowie, smashing pumpkins, unkle, explosions in the sky, I don't know, i like lots of bleakish middle of the road stuff...

Television:

I don't really watch tv that much anymore.But i enjoyed Firefly, Nathan Barley, & the new Battlestar Galactica recently and watch bbc news 24 when I can't sleep... Actaully I am rather keen on Jam, The Today Today, Black Books, The Mary Whitehouse Experience and jovial entertainments like that but I am not about to list every television show that I have ever been partial to.

Books:

I enjoy authors like: Hunter S Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Robert Anton Wilson, Brett Easton Ellis, Charles Bukowski, John Skelly etc...

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson, Bill Hicks, Yoda, Robert Newman, Robert Anton Wilson, Bruce Campbell, J.J.Rousseau, Indiana Jones, Bugs Bunny, Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, Karl Marx, Bill Murray, The Entire A-Team, Han Solo, The Frankfurt School, Rick Flair, Macho King Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, The Undertaker, Mick Foley... There are more, of this I am sure, but presently I cannot recall who they are.

My Blog

the michael douglas sex face... a review that my employers would not have liked

Fetish Nation This is not a movie as such, rather a collection of kinky shorts that act as a starter plate into the world of fetishism, a cold limp unsatisfying selection of tired old hummus, Russia...
Posted by andyknifton on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST

reviews

ok so here are some draft reviews direct from my notes for the salvation, do they make ok reading? i am concerned they are dull...allow for spelling and shit grammar (but do point it out where you fin...
Posted by andyknifton on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:58:00 PST

remember remember the 5th of november...

well i suspect that it will be a long night of gnawing, twitching, mental biopsy, and fruitless eyelid clenching. maybe this very very cheap château neuf de bleak will prove suitably soporific, who kn...
Posted by andyknifton on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:07:00 PST

when the going gets weird the weird turn pro.

well, i now review horror movies and ugly sleaze flicks (and slightly more worryingly noize and black metal, so i may need a bit of help on that) for nihilista a new paper from salvation/redempti...
Posted by andyknifton on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:03:00 PST

fin

So as I suspected I totally donkey dropped the exams, really screwed the pooch, it was grim. *sigh* the moral of the last two stormy years of exam revision is this, if you spend months on end lo...
Posted by andyknifton on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:51:00 PST

New York part 2: Knifton takes Manhattan

its a rushed ugly summary, and not a particularly fun read but i needed to get it out of the way...New York part 2: Knifton takes ManhattanWell, I am now cripplingly dickensian style threadbare broke ...
Posted by andyknifton on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:40:00 PST

exam hate.

well 2 of my topics did not come up.internal wars in the 3rd worldand the transnationalisation of islamist terror. how the FUCK can global islamism not come up!? that was a big topic. that rat ba...
Posted by andyknifton on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:59:00 PST

new york... (my last trip) i go again in 4 days!!!

I got to the airport 3 hours early and checked in, I found the whole game a tad disorientating, this being my first international jaunt un-chaperoned, I meandered about like an orphaned fawn till I ev...
Posted by andyknifton on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:24:00 PST

FREE MONEY FOR YOU!!!! tell everyone!!!!!

Dear chums. I know alias et al have already posted this but well you might not be on their friends list. And frankly the idea of every single person who has been too broke, or fucked up, or just pla...
Posted by andyknifton on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:09:00 PST

incoherent ill thought out sunday morning gibberish after reading stuff.

it's odd the way that the whole issue of globalisation just disappeared after sept 11th.globalisation is plainly nowhere near as benign and politically neutral as the great and the good say, and ...
Posted by andyknifton on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 03:45:00 PST