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bitch on wheels

raves? already?

About Me

why not watch this? i made it.
www.myspace.com/orastories
i'm a long lost member of Wu-tang trapped in the body of a bougie white girl. i like to chill with my pumpkin, do the yog-s, talk long distance on my mobile telephone, doodle my life away, plot and scheme, abbreviate, laugh hard, dance in my car, and eat avocados allllll daaaaay looooonnnnggg. i speak fluent spanglish and i hate winter. that's my word.

My Interests

yogs/soosh/kombooch, FLA beaches, shakin' it, finding good places to eat and then eating there, the roch, improv, vacations, chompers, famers markets, the periodic table, the impending arrival of h&m, sunshine, walking places, semiotics, the fam, abbrevs, extended and elaborate inside jokes, mix cds from melanie, nutritional advice from amanda, singing into the phone with becky, wishing i knew how to krump/breakdance/snowboard, visits, npr, people, places,things, listing, commas, nouns

I'd like to meet:

"sexy little communists" and

Music:

elvis costello, magnetic fields, patsy cline, (very old) weezer, blackstar, meth and red, rufus wainwright, bjork, the zombies, of montreal, beck, blackilicious, erykah badu, basement jaxx, johnny cash, ludacris, the scissor sisters, the stones, diplo, hollertronix, word butt, bangers & mash

Movies:

harold and maude, bonnie and clyde, the big lebowski, heathers, welcome to the dollhouse, election, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, rushmore, wet hot american summer, brick

Television:

the office, ab fab, six feet under, strangers with candy, the golden girls, the law and order svu episode "venom"

Books:

gabriel garcia marquez, joan didion, david (x3), douglas coupland (read life after god and shampoo planet), the corrections, franny and zoey, written on the body, nonfiction, no chick lit ever.

Heroes:

vaclav havel, constance congdon, nigella lawson, lily tomlin and maria koundoura

My Blog

disgusting ass smog

this is the view from the window of the plane as i landed in LA after spending a week in super natural BC (their name, not mine.) in BC i saw no smog at all, just lovely natural beauty and hearty peop...
Posted by bitch on wheels on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:25:00 PST

that movie "cars" is a whore

if i see one more "strategic partnership" for that cartoon "cars" i will hurl. isn't it for kids? why do i have to see happy cars talking about dsl and insurance and tires? how do the creative forc...
Posted by bitch on wheels on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:46:00 PST