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No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it!

Fuck Raul. He's got no cock.

About Me

I like to surf. Thats 90% of me right there. Ummm. Thats about it. I have a LiveJournal that I think I like more than MySpace, but there's no reason why you can't have both! So yay for MySpace and yay for LiveJournal. Partners in crime! Also, I've recently become just this side of frighteningly obsessed with pornography. I'm sure you can tell by looking through my friends list. This is probably a direct result of the fact that I'm ALWAYS horny. And anyone who says that girls aren't supposed to be horny, can suck my clit. No really...they can! LOL!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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My Interests

SURFING and PORN!

I'd like to meet:

READ THIS FIRST!
If you are: a stoner, a drunk, mean, someone who sees women as less than equal, the kind of person who thinks sex and violence are closly related, or the kind of person who would send me a message that says anything like "ID SHOVE MY COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT TIL YOU CHOKE AND THEN FUCK YOUR MOUTH TIL I CUM IN YOU!", (or rather, "I SHOV MY COCK DON YUR TROHAT TIL U CHOK AND THEN FUCK YUR MOUTH TIL I CUMS IN UR!" cuz they're fucking elementary school drop outs and can't fucking spell) then feel free to FUCK OFF! I will NOT add you, I will NOT respond to your messages, I will NOT acknowledge your worthless, pitiful and sad existance. You aren't worth a fuck. Now onto who I WOULD like to meet!
I'd like to meet anyone who's open minded, nice and not afraid to admit things to themselves. People who deny themselves are lying only to them and thats sad. If you're interested in telling yourself the truth and allowing yourself to feel new things, we can be friends!

Also, like I said before, I don't like drunks and I don't like stoners. If you're MySpace pic is a big pot leaf or a bottle of Jack Daniels, feel free to not add me.

Music:

I've been a fan of old punk most of my life. Bands like The Clash and The Velvet Underground changed my life and got me curious and then bands like The Buzzcocks, The Germs, The New York Dolls, The Modern Lovers, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Patti Smith, Television and The Talking Heads kept me there. Now I'm a little more wordly as far as music. I have friends who turned me onto so much more. I love classic rocks bands like David Bowie and The Nazz. I love mellow music like Nick Drake or Red House Painters. I love The Beatles. I love Led Zeppelin. Plus I've been more into the wierder end of punk rock and music in gereral like Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds or The The or Tom Waits. I don't like everything, but I'm pretty damn close!

Movies:

Action movies and comedies. I live for both! When a funny action movie comes out, you can't hold me back! I'm there. The Die Hard Series, The Lethal Weapon Series, any stupid movie with explosions and one liners!And porn! Lots of porn! I'm becoming obsessive and curious about ways into the industry. Some of my favorite actors/actresses are Missy Monroe, Chloe Dior, Avena Lee (who's totally hotter than Kobe Tai), Holly Body, Monique Alexander, and ANY Suicide Girl! Just as a side note, masturbation is not only fun, but relaxing and quite nice, so no judging, ok?

Television:

The Discovery Channel. If it's not there, I'm probably not watching it!

Heroes:

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My Blog

Cumshot Contest Part 2!

Hey, boys and girls! A lot of you may remember my contest a while back. Well it's time to have another one! So this is the officil announcement of my second Cumshot Contest! LOL! I really like all the...
Posted by No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it! on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:01:00 PST

Fuck! Are you serious? Last chance, people.

I just finished a solid hours worth of trying to clean up my inbox hating myspace. Of the last 226 messages I got, yes it's that many and yes i counted, 218 of them were spam e-mails! What the fuck is...
Posted by No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

Jesus! What is wrong with people!

Okay, for the record, here's the deal. Too many people are trying to friend me without even putting the slightest bit of effort into reading my page. If you're just here for tits, that's fine, but a g...
Posted by No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it! on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST

Screw the old group, here's the new one!

So in his infinite wisdom, our dear friend Tom deleted my window cumshot group. Lame, but what are you going to do. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO! You say to yourself, "Self, you deserve to moderate ...
Posted by No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it! on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

Times running out! Cum cum cum!

Hey, boys! Just a reminder that my contest is running out of time! The cut off date to win a DVD is the end of September! As long as you send in a good picture of your cum coating the inside of a wind...
Posted by No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it! on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST

I'm the moderator of a new group! Kristens Window Cumshots!

Hey! It was suggested to me that I start a group about my new sexual adventure, window cumshots! So go join! Upload your own pic! Have a good time! It's all about exhibitionism and getting off! What's...
Posted by No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it! on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:01:00 PST

Cum contest! LOL! Win a signed DVD!

Most of you know by now, that I'm a bit of a freak when it comes to sex. LOL! I really like all the pictures you boys are sending me of my printed out photos that you've added a little of your own sty...
Posted by No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it! on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:15:00 PST

My new obsession!

Cum pics! LOL! I've been getting off on guys sending me pictures of my pics with their wad splattered all over them! How awesome of an ego boost is that! Feel free to send them, boys! The more goop th...
Posted by No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it! on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:09:00 PST

IM IN! IM GONNA BE IN PORN!

I just got an e-mail back from christineyoung.com! They're part of a group that also works with, get ready: peternorth.com, sweetamylee.com, hardcorefiesta.com, silverstonevideo.com, bo...
Posted by No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it! on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:25:00 PST

Would you fuck me?

1. Would you fuck me?2. What positions would u fuck me in?3. Would u lick me?4. Would u fuck me hard?5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me?6. Would u let me pull ur hair while I fucked u?7. Would...
Posted by No stoners or drunks allowed! Damn it! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST