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About Me

Very well, where should I begin?My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.The Libra/Dragon is not just anybody. Librans are born manipulators. Dragons tend to be suspicious. Librans seek equilibrium in all matters. Dragons seek to be heard and seen. Neither sign is particularly taciturn. The match is stormy. But despite the tempestuous nature of the Libra/Dragon, he or she will be gifted in carving out unusual destinies. Nobody much trifles with the feelings of this monster of taste and talent. His or her charismatic presence is sought after by all manner of people he or she seduces somehow just by being there. To succeed at being the mate of this huge soul, one must know how to applaud even when the music is not that great or the artwork just soso. Thanks to this highly attractive person's wild imagination,Libra born Dragon lovemaking may be slightly kinky and certainly memorable -especially the thrilling part where..... Myspace Layout Generator-Layoutgen.com
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Name: Juancho (Johnny)
Birthday: 09-23-76
Birthplace: n/a
Current Location: by the Cannery
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Filipino/ Spanish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Hurrache
Your Weakness: a big booty and a smile
Your Fears: having poor health
Your Perfect Pizza: Shrimp Alfredo (It's bomb)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become a "B" mechanic or better
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: aight
Thoughts First Waking Up: need to stretch out lond day ahead of me...
Your Best Physical Feature: ladies tell me it's my lips
Your Bedtime: whenever I'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: My Godfather
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Micki D's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Maybe only 420 times in a year but no ciggarettes...
Do you Swear: only when I'm mad...
Do you Sing: only songs I know
Do you Shower Daily: I don't feel awake if i don't
Have you Been in Love: maybe but for sure not full blown "in love"
Do you want to go to College: been there and done it.
Do you want to get Married: WHy not
Do you belive in yourself: all the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: in boats... out in the ocean
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not too shabby
Are you a Health Freak: I try
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, percussions and some beat machines.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: only chronic
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Chronic, alcohol, caffeine, nyquil,
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: after X-mass, I chilled out
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no too cold out here
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: no I'm easy
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: when I was younger
How do you want to Die: quick and easy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm Grown
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel or Green
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: 5'5 and taller
Weight: some weight...
Best Clothing Style: simple and classy when she needs to be...
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't care, just as long she's not addicted
Number of CDs I own: a shit load (I like girls who like a variety of music)
Number of Piercings: doesn't matter...just don't have them all over your face.
Number of Tattoos: doesn't matter
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all thing happen for a purpose...

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I'd like to meet:

I aint gonna lie, I wanna meet a woman who’s athletic, somewhat younger than me and who’s got their own money… Someone who’s not a leachmonkey …..

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

I only watch two shows ritualy

Books:

My favorite kinds of books are cook books, because you'll go broke and hungry if you don't have skills in the kitchen.

Heroes:

I give praise to the heroes of the 20th & 21st century