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About Me

Hot, Handsome, sexy - these words have never been used to describe me. But, I am the funniest wizard in my Dungeons and Dragons group.

Come to a Ray Price comedy show - you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder if Holly ever made it home from the Land of the Lost.
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My Interests

Science Fiction, Ferrets, Computers, Pseudo-Intellectualism

I'd like to meet:

Brian Greene, Eddie Izzard, Richard Dawkins, Martin Sargent,
any alien, ghost, mythical creature, or time traveler from the future (time travelers from the past need not apply)

Music:

Ground Zero, Hedwig, Clint Mansell, Massive Attack, David Bowie, Lou Reed, Yes, Pink Floyd, Frank Sinatra, Massacre, Lou Rawls

Movies:

Geek Movies like - Hackers, War Games, Desk Set, Last Star Fighter, Star Trek, Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Host, Pi

Television:

Star Trek (classic and animated), Babylon 5, Comedy Central, Adult Swim, Surface, Project Runway, Ghost Hunters, Hell's Kitchen, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Last Comic Standing, A Haunting, Mythbusters, Comos, The Day the Universe Changed

Books:

Born Standing Up: A Comic’s Life, I Shouldn’t Even Be Doing This, Ancestors’ Tale, Any Shakespeare Play, Tales of Known Space, Cthulhu Mythos Stories, I Killed: True Stories of the Road from America’s Top Comics, Any Up-to-date Quantum Mechanics books

Heroes:

James T. Kirk, Dade Murphy, Morpheus, Fox Mulder, David Lightman, Alex Rogan

My Blog

Politicians are funny

http://therealmccain.com/
Posted by Ray Price on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:45:00 PST

Sometimes...

...I think the hardest phrase to say in the English language is "I don't know" ...I think "I have nothing, and I'm running out of places to keep it."...
Posted by Ray Price on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:27:00 PST

Precedent

Saturday at the Kentucky Derby, Eight Belles came in second and was killed after the race. It amazes me how humans place so much value on human life but so little in animal life. If, after the n...
Posted by Ray Price on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:49:00 PST

how to treat an mc

Immediately after the first show last night, while the headiner is still hawking his wears, I enter the green room to find an old guy talking to the feature. I ask if I am interrupting and am as...
Posted by Ray Price on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:33:00 PST

Limbaugh’s call for violence

So Rush Limbaugh gets on the radio and sings "I'm dreaming of riots in Denver" to the tune of "WHITE Christmas" no less! Limbaugh is giving fat people a bad name! Hey Limbaugh, Shut...
Posted by Ray Price on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:15:00 PST

on my mind

Those wacky Europeans over at the ESA have just released a whole slew of pictures depicting the consequence of all the space "junk" we now have orbiting our tiny little planet. Here's the link. ...
Posted by Ray Price on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:29:00 PST

3 blind mice

Posted by Ray Price on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:41:00 PST

I need a hat

All the kwel comedians have hats. I’m gonna get me a hat.
Posted by Ray Price on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:22:00 PST

No Prison Time

My family’s in the newspaper and no one’s going to prison! See the front page article on the 3/26/08 edition of the Cincinnati Enquirer or onlie at the link below. Cincinnati Enquirer arti...
Posted by Ray Price on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:00 PST

The Negotiator

Eliot Spitzer spent $4,300.00 on a prostitute. People say, "We got to get rid of him, that's immoral", "We got to rid of him, that's hypocrisy." - WRONG - get rid of him because that's bad negotiating...
Posted by Ray Price on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:40:00 PST