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Izorpo

Izorpo's Wasteland

About Me


PROMISE HER ANYTHING, BUT GIVE HER IZORPO
(my advertising slogan)
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MY PROFILE IS BEST VIEWED WITH FIREFOX as IE IS SHITE

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WHO EYE IZ....I am many things...
I am a beaded jewellery designer and creator. I also teach a class on beaded jewellery and give private lessons on beading.
I am a film school drop out whose main focus was cinematography. Mainly my film skills are used to press a button to make copies of bad 70's films from a umatic to a dvd recorder for later mastering and processing on the pc. My husband co-ops me to do this as a form of punishment for being naughty...who cares, I'm going to be beading anyway.

I also write scripts, spoken word pieces, poetry, short stories and the occassional rant.
I draw and paint for fun, but find more satisfaction "playing" in photoshop these dazes. I've also recently started lampworking (making glass beads over a mandrel and an extremely hot flame...nothing has exploded ...yet and I'm not in the hospital with 3rd degree burns on life support...so, so far a success...don't you think?
I am a game head...which means I generally prefer a computer generated reality over this one.
I am also happily married which means I'm not looking for or interested in meeting anyone looking for more than friendship or exchanging ideas about the sick fucked up world we live in. So NO, I DO NOT want to be a part of any webcam group.... NO, I am not available for arranged marriages...NO, I
but enough of this...
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MORE IMPORTANTLY WHO EYE IZ NOT... I am not interested in receiving invites from wankers or wanker groups that are intolerant eyes too closely related gene pool spawn that can't differentiate between the individual and nationalistic patriotic poopaganda, racist rednecks, ignorant sheeple that believe media based lies, those looking for sex or pathetic lame zionist (I KILL PEOPLE LIKE YOU!)(YAWN) CHANCES ARE IF I DON'T KNOW YOU I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU...
IN OTHER WORDS, IF I WANT TO KNOW YOU I WILL FIND YOU BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH
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Arty Kid
Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.
You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!
Who Were You In High School?
It appears I have become a satanist....and I just thought I didn't give a fuck
.. You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


92%

Paganism


88%

atheism


75%

Buddhism


67%

agnosticism


58%

Islam


58%

Hinduism


54%

Judaism


42%

Christianity


25%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.com
You Are 25% American
You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie Otherwise known as un-American! You belong in Cairo or Paris... Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo! How American Are You?
ok so how is this for confusion...how can I be both Lost characters...and should I be worried?
You are Locke. A mystery within a mystery. You're
a fountain of backgammon trivia and an expert
with knives. You might like pina coladas and
definitely like getting caught in the rain.
You prefer keeping to yourself mostly, but
you'll tell your secrets to the right person.
Are you evil? Your accompanying soundtrack
sure is sinister.
Which Lost Character Are You?
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..TR Sawyer

"Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I've just been tortured by a damned spinal surgeon and a gen-u-ine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious!"
You are Sawyer. You aren't really a kind person, but you are fearless and a force to be reckoned with. Your past is full of dark secrets that you can't seem to live with. However, the worst possible thing to do is to keep everything locked up inside! Have a few more slumber parties by the campfire with Kate, and maybe you'll finally be able to get that weight off your chest.
Your polar opposite is: Walt You are similar to: Kate and Locke .

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Link: The Which Lost Character Are You Test written by ack_attack on Ok Cupid
You should learn Russian
You should learn Russian. You like to be able to speak to people wherever you travel if even just a little bit. You are smart enough to learn this language and have the patience to follow through with it.
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Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
You are Form 4, Gargoyle: The Fallen."And The Gargoyle mended his wings from the
blood of the fallen so he could rise up from
imprisonment. With great speed and
resourcefulness, Gargoyle made the world his
for the taking."
Some examples of the Gargoyle Form are Daedalus
(Greek) and Mary Magdalene (Christian). The Gargoyle is associated with the concept of
success, the number 4, and the element of wood. His sign is the new moon.As a member of Form 4, you are a creative and
resourceful individual. You are always
thinking of possible solutions to problems you
face and you generally choose one that is
right. Much of your success comes from your
ability to look at things a little differently
than everyone else. Gargoyles are the best
friends to have because they don't always take
things for face value.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
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MORE POINTLESS GARBAGEThe Demonic Name of izorpo 15031969 is Ajhaqe , Seducer of Mischief.The Demonic Name of michele 15031969 is Imirwel , Dark Angel of Disruption.
The First Born Son
What Black Zodiac Sign are YOU? (The Updated Version... WITH PICTURES)
brought to you by Quizilla
Oh, how typical...THE FIRST BORN IS DEAD
The Network:Voice of World Control.
Which Illuminati are you?
Which Animal Are You? Your Result: Cat

Cats are curious and agile, as well as highly independent. They also have a distinct mischievous side and can get themselves into trouble. You embody these characteristics.


Bear
Snake
Dog
Horse
Hawk
Duck
Mouse
Which Animal Are You?

My Interests


WMD

brie, cats,
CHAOS
chianti, china, chris morris, cichlids, computers, conspiracy,
CTHULHU
cult films, designing jewellery,discordia, duality, dwarves, edam, ethnobotany, experimental, fable, fantasy art,
FIGS

FINAL FANTASY

france, freaks, freedom fighters,
GRAND THEFT AUTO SERIES
h.p. lovecraft, hello kitty, herbs, hercules, horror, horror films, india, industrial music, insanity, japan, japanese cinema, jewellery making, john waters, joy division, kenneth anger, kenneth grant, kitties, marxism, medical oddities,
MESOPOTAMIA
midgets, modern primitives, moldovan boy bands, mondo films, morrocco, mysticism, mythology,
NEW ORLEANS
nightmares,

OLIVES

orchids, parasites, photography, pi, pisces, poetry, prawns, reading,
RENNES LE CHATEAU
robert anton wilson, sacred geometry, san andreas,
SANDALWOOD
serial killers, SHETLAND PONIES
socialism, spoken word, subjugation of the masses, Sumer t.s. eliot, tarot, thai green curry, the knights templar, the sims, tropical aquariums, udo kier, ukranian protestors, vice city, vurt, william s. buroughs, wood shrimp, writing, xena, yoga,
ZOMBIES

dragon fruit

KATAMARI
img src="http://www.stomptokyo.com/scott/blog/C216157803/E308281 281/Media/FreeSnap004.jpg" making people hate me.

I'd like to meet:

dead people

...firstly they can answer my questions of the afterlife and past cultures etc and if not...

secondly I can play Resident Evil for real


perhaps not...but what a sleazy kerb-krawler...do you want to see my puppies little girl?

Music:


lcd soundsystem, boyd rice
TISM

CCCP

CHRIS & COSEY
COIL

current 93, gun club, iggy pop, joy division,pitman, the birthday party, camper van beethoven,
boa (the group not the Korean pop singer---they sang Duvet from one of the coolest anime EVER Serial Experiments Lain)
, missing persons,

nick cave,
O-ZONE

portishead,
PSYCHIC TV

skinny puppy, the cramps, the cure, gruesome twosome, throbbing gristle, einsturzende neubauten,the damned
LIAISONS DANGEREUSES

MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT

public image ltd, bad brains, anne clark,tear garden, legendary pink dots, the pixies, scorn, chrome, bauhaus, joy division, falco, the go-team!, chromeo, death in june,
SIGUR ROS

jesus and mary chain, single gun theory, 400 blows, the au pairs, helios creed, the lords of the new church, Captain Sensible, The The
DIPLO: PANTERA OS DANADINHOS


COLOUBOX

Movies:

a clockwork orange,
SANTA SANGRE
holy mountain, audition,
BLOODSUCKING FREAKS
freaks, motel hell, battle royale 1 and 2, kenneth anger, man bites dog, mondo films pi, sean of the dead,
LADIES & GENTLEMEN: THE FABULOUS STAINS

LIQUID SKY
(read the book and the movie makes sense)

donnie darko, doom generation,
NOWHERE
dogs in space, starstruck, get crazy, rock-n-roll high school, class of 1984, strange days, cube 1 and 2, evil dead trilogy, tcm 2,
STRAIGHT TO HELL
repo man, naked, 28 days later, valley girl, blue velvet, blackmail, the thief the cook his wife and her lover, deathrace 2000, andy warhols bad, dracula and frankenstein, the others (heat, flesh etc are funny but by no means my fav), urgh! a music war, kill bill, resevoir dogs, curdled, polyester, pink flamingos---actually all john waters films, too busy to fill this in


MONDO NEW YORK

Television:


NIGHT FLIGHT

babylon 5, family guy, hercules, jammm,

STAR TREK

lexx, little britain, nip/tuck, six feet under, the day today, the tick (both animated and live action), xena, jack of all trades, survivors, the adventures of brisco county jr., nathan barley,
BRASS EYE

big brother, south park, futurama,
SAPPHIRE & STEEL

ideal,monkey dust, cleopatra 2525 desperate housewives, star trek the next generation, buffy the vampire slayer, good times, maude, the simpsons, spaced, married with children, the mighty boosh, serial experiments lain, neon genesis evangelion,
GARTH MARENGI'S DARK PLACE

nighty night, horizon, dispatches, panorama, channel 4 news, american gothic, dr. who, twin peaks, eerie indiana, dinotopia, planet of the apes, v, monkey, andromeda
LOST

the smoking room, eurovision and that's all i can think of for now...

Books:

how about authors instead...robert anton wilson (illuminati trilogy, the illuminati papers, most of his non-fiction books such as the cosmic trigger series) , phillip k. dick (pretty much everything...did you realize Valis is a gnostic text, although A scanner darkly had been my favourite until it was made into a film, excuse me I mean piece of shit), jeff noone (vurt), h.p. lovecraft (cthulhu is god), aleister crowley (the revival of magick, the book of lies, I pretty much enjoy everything I read by Crowley although Diary of a drug fiend was too much of a perfect ending fairy tale), kenneth grant (cult of the shadow), books of mostly non-fiction dealing with heretical characters such as The Cathars, books about John the Baptist...head of god etc, sci-fi, gruesome fairy tales, katherine Dunnes Geek Love, Rosicrucian books-which is varied, craft and textiles books, art books...meaning I like to look at pictures doh!, Brion Gysin The Last Museum, books on history primarily ancient history of Mesopotamia, I love my collection of Big Books put out by Paradox Press in the 90's...the one on Conspiracy is my favourite. Between my partner and I, we have loads of books, so many that in our next house one room will have to be the library.

Heroes:

THE MAGOG
......imagine this...not only do you eat and kill your opponent but then you can also lay eggs inside their tummies and when the eggs hatch they eat through the flesh of their "mummy"....they also have point singularity weapons and that means they can create black holes.
oh, or was this suppose to be serious...perhaps I am being

and of course thee mighty und mighty Callisto...my other hero

My Blog

What a waste of American taxpayer money

It seems my stalker just can't enough....or is it stalkers...the same ones in that silly little building in DC between 15th and 16th st. NW and M st. and L st. NW....the unlisted building...grey, bori...
Posted by Izorpo on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:00:00 PST

How do you say D.C. nob?

I made this entry public...just for my D.C. stalkerIt looks like someone is seemingly obsessed with me...exactly how many times does this idiotic pion need to read over my profile...they are in a big ...
Posted by Izorpo on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:40:00 PST

OUR BELOVED REVOLUTIONARY SWEETHEART

how best to explain this...hmmm. I was sitting around listening to Camper Van Beethoven's Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart and this idea came to me. I was sort of thinking David Icke meets Camper ...
Posted by Izorpo on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:39:00 PST

THE CITY THAT CARE FORGOT

In 1995 I wrote a spoken word piece about New Orleans within a week of moving to Chicago. The hold New Orleans has always held over me can only be compared to addiction. The piece isnt particularly c...
Posted by Izorpo on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:41:00 PST

TEST

I spent close to 2 hours writing in my blog and it has yet to appear...this is a test to see if I just lost 2 hours of my life for FUCKING NOTHING...
Posted by Izorpo on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:52:00 PST

Tyranny of The Emotionally Maimed Pt. 2

-------------STOP-------------- -----To fully understand what is happening here, we have to re-wind a little back story never hurt anything As she continued to violently heave into the porcelain bowl....
Posted by Izorpo on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:22:00 PST

The Tyranny of The Emotionally Maimed

This is an older piece, I started it back in 2003 but found it increasingly difficult to write as it dealt heavily with some particularly nasty parts of my life I would rather forget...however I need ...
Posted by Izorpo on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 06:45:00 PST

The Real Post

Man, this has been a fucked up time for me...the realization of...I'm almost 37 and I seem to live in some delusional Peter Pan existence...How does one convince themself that they aren't a little gir...
Posted by Izorpo on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 07:34:00 PST

QUESTIONS

I thought it better to post here than via a bulletin...does everyone really need to know this stuff about me... Q:WHO'S BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?A: MineQ:WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?A: Pur...
Posted by Izorpo on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 06:35:00 PST

Thieving postal service and King Kong

first and foremost... I'm worried as hell that someone little shit at Royal Mail has decided to swipe my mail AGAIN...this has happened before except last time they stole 11 packages worth £150 in tot...
Posted by Izorpo on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:55:00 PST