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The Retifists

Owen says that this is shit.

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
We write notes to each other.
Annabel: You look so cute today.
James: No, I look a cunt.
ISSUE 1
FRONT COVER
WELCOME
JAMES COUNTS IN FIVES
NEILS CHILDREN 1
NEILS CHILDREN 2
WE LOVE PATRICK WOLF
STUART VIVA STEREO INTERVIEW
LINTON KWESI JOHNSON MONTAGE
SHITE
ANNABEL SAYS
BACKCOVER
ISSUE 2
FRONT COVER
WELCOME
THE SOUND OF YOUNG SCOTLAND – WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?
DANDI WIND 1
DANDI WIND 2
ELECTRICITY IN OUR HOMES
RETIFISTS RECOMMEND
DUST&BLOOD 1
DUST&BLOOD 2
WE LOVE YOU BECAUSE WE DON’T WANT A LAWSUIT
BACK COVER BYEBYE
ISSUE 3
FRONT COVER
WELCOME, MY FLOOFKINS
DOM KREEPS INTERVIEW
RETIFISTS RECOMMENDS THING WHICH ARE UNIVERSALLY ACCESIBLE E.G. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WILL LOVE
RHYS SPIDER WEBB HORRORS INTERVIEW 1
RHYS INTERVIEW 2
THE SHITTER YOU ARE, THE MORE WE'LL LOVE YOU
LOVELOVE LEGION 1
LOVELOVE LEGION 2
WE'D LOVE YOU TO HATE US
BYEBYE MY POPPETS
ISSUE 4
FRONT COVER
WELCOME, MY BEAUTIES
THE VIVIANS X1
THE VIVIANS X 2
WHY WE ARE WHO WE ARE: MISSION STATEMENT
SOHODOLLS PAGE 1
SOHODOLLS PAGE 2
SOHODOLLS PAGE 3
SOHODOLLS PAGE 4
LAANDAN, INNIT
MEOW MEOW MIAWWWW
CUT OUT AND KEEP BYE BYE
ISSUE 5
FRONT COVER
WELCOME, MY TREASURES
THE ACUTE X1
THE ACUTE X2 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN SCOTLAND
TAPE A TAPE FOR YOURSELVES, MY LOVES
THE DOGBONES
CRISPIN X1
CRISPIN X2
NOMI
BAMBI
VINCE
ADORABLY SHIT CARTOON
BYEBYE MY BEAUTIES + DOGBONES PICTURESSS…
ISSUE 6
FRONT COVER
WELCOME
WE LIKE FLUFFY THINGS – VIVA STEREO, GAIW* + BISCUITS + UNICORNS
LEVELLOAD X1
LEVELLOAD X2
WE LIKE STUFF – IF WE COULD LIVE LIFE IN THE “GOO” FRONT COVER, EVERYTHING WOULD BE PERFECT
3 MINUTES WITH BONNIE ELECTRICITY
WE LOVE E.I.O.H – SO SQUARE THEY’RE EDGY.
(A) LIVE
PLASTIC PASSION 1
PLASTIC PASSION 2
PLASTIC PASSION 3
(A) LIVE 2
BACK COVER BYE BYE

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/29/2007
Band Members: Live performances under the name "The Retifists" take place. Members are:
James Johnston

Andrew "Earl Of Gnurl" Scott

Influences: Late Nights

London

7" Records

Midday drinking bouts

Arguments

60s Garage
90s pop
Post Punk

The Fabulous Poodles

"Unsuitable" love interests

Seagulls

Baking

The Caz Bar

BEING SHIT

Sounds Like: The High Heel Blues

WE'VE GOT A COUPLE OF HATERS, TOO - GOOD FRIENDS, ASWELL "contrived"
"pretentious"
"fanzines that are sort of propaganda for scenesters"
"i dont know ann, you think you have the best fucking music taste around, no questions asked. when it really doesnt matter...music taste stops being the axis of communication after a while"

Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Good times for a change

..> ..> No more retifists... can't be bothered anymore, to be honestso it's indefinately postponedit's no fun going out when you're not underagei'm just going to sit in my room listening to sonic y...
Posted by The Retifists on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:04:00 PST

ISSUE 6

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Posted by The Retifists on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:56:00 PST

retifists issue 5

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Posted by The Retifists on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 09:59:00 PST

FOOD AND DRINK

THE RETIFISTS ARE A FUNNY PAIR - ONE'S SKINNY AND ONE'S CHUBBY BUT WE BOTH LOVE OUR SNEAKY BEVS AND YUMMY MUNCH AND AS SUCH HERE WE GO! A BLOG! DEDICATED TO SUCH WONDERS!   WE LOVE: - HERBAL TEA...
Posted by The Retifists on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:37:00 PST

ISSUE 4 OUT NOWWW SOHODOLLS VIVIANS MEOW MEOWS!!!

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Posted by The Retifists on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:43:00 PST

ISSUE 3 OUT NOW!!!

ISSUE 3 OUT NOW!!! FINALLY!!! SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT, MATESWITH NO WORKING PRINTER OR SCANNER, THIS ISSUE HAS BEEN A STRUGGLE INDEED. I'LL TRY AND GET YOU ANOTHER ISSUE ASAP...
Posted by The Retifists on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:29:00 PST

message from the fort

  incase the above video doesnt work If you look very closely at around 1.54 you can see us splashing around next to a Klaxons tshirt. "Has anyone theen my trainers?"   This sadde...
Posted by The Retifists on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:04:00 PST

THE DEMISE OF MUSIC ---> IMPENDING DOOM

INKEEPING WITH THE CURRENT COLLAPSE OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, FOPP RECORDS HAS GONE INTO ADMINISTRATION. THE CLOSING DOWN OF THE ONLY HIGH STREET RECORD SHOP WHICH DOESN'T CHARGE YOU £15 AN ALBUM IS ONLY...
Posted by The Retifists on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:06:00 PST

issue one

ISSUE 1 ISSUE 1 FRONT COVER WELCOME JAMES COUNTS IN FIVES NEILS CHILDREN interview 1 NEILS CHILDREN 2 WE LOVE PATRICK WOLF STUART VIVA STEREO INTERVIEW LINTON KWESI JOHNSON MONTAGE SHITE ANNABEL SAYS ...
Posted by The Retifists on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST

ISSUE 2 OUT NOWWW!!! DANDI WIND, DUST & BLOOD, E.I.O.H ++++

RIIIIGHT MYSPACE=MYSPAZZZ JUST NOW SO CAN'T UPLOAD IT ONTO MAIN PAGE THIS IS IT!!!! ISSUE 2 - JULY 2007 ISSUE 2FRONT COVER WELCOME POSTCARD RECORDS DANDI WIND INTERVIEW 1 DANDI WIND 2 ELECTRICITY IN O...
Posted by The Retifists on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:46:00 PST