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crystal

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About Me

i am a happily married single male looking for children, wanna sell?

My Interests


Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Flaming underpants
Your Favorite Target: Necrophiliacs
Your Kill Count: 1,359,478,736
Your Battle Cry: "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Years You Spend in Jail: 32
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $140,140,069,119,691
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 86%

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Music:

1208, 16 stitches, A perfect Circle, A*TEENS, Abaddon incarnate, Abominant, abortion, abuse, Ac/dc, Acheron, Acid King, Aerosmith, AFI, After forever, Against all authority, Against me!, Agent orange, Agiel, Alastor, Alice Cooper, alienation mental, alkaline trio, all, alterbridge, anathema, androphagous, Ani DiFranco, anti-flag, anti-nowhere league, antropofagus, archangel, Arghoslent, Arkhon, ashes you leave, askalon, At the Drive-In, atari teenage riot, avenged sevenfold, azarath, Azure Ray, bad brains, bad religion, Barry Manilow, Beatles, Bedlam hour, Beerzone, Beheaded, Behemoth, Belle and Sebastian, ben folds five, beseech, big and rich, big black, bikini kill, billy idol, Billy Joel, Bjork, Black sabbath, Blink-182, Blockheads, Blondie, Bloodmoon, Bloodsick, blue cheer, blue meanies, Blue Ã?yster Cult, Blues brothers, Bob Dylan, Bockman turner over drive, bodies lay broken, bon jovi, boomtown rats, bored suburban youth, boston, bouncing souls, bound and gagged, bowling for soup, brand new, bratmobile, Brendan Benson, Bright Eyes, Bruce Springsteen, bruce springsteen & e-street band, bryan adams, bryan adams, budgie, Built to Spill, Burialmound, Caedere, camper van Beethoven, carnal, carpenters, cephalectomy, cephalic, cerebral, chaotic humanity choice(CHC), charlie daniels band, Cheap Trick, Chicago, Choking victim, Chordettes, Ciricus, Cirrhosis, citizen fish, CKY, Coal Chamber, Coalesce, Coca carola, Coco Lee, Coldplay, commit suicide, counting crows, crass, creedence clear water revival, cripple bastards, cro-mags, crosby still nash and young, crossfade, crowded house, crucifixion, crustacean, cryptopsy, Cursive, D.O.A, Damien Rice, Damnation, dance floor tragedy, danzig, dashboard confessionals, dave Edmunds, david bowie, Davy Vain, dawn of dream, dazakrate, de heideroosjes, dead kennedys, dead milkmen, Death Cab for Cutie, Deathchain, Debauchery, Decayed, deep purple, Deftones, Demonicon, depeche mode, destyl discharge, difer nom basta, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dimentianon, Dirty, Disgorge, Dissenter, distillers, disxie chicks, Donavon Frankenreiter, Downthroat, dropick murphys, drowning pool, Drowning Pool, duran duran, eagles, Eighteen visions, Eisley, Electric frankenstein, Electric light orchistra, Elvis, elvis Costello, embolism, engorge, entety, entorturement, entwine, enya, epoch of unlight, equinox, eric Clapton, Europe, Evanescence, Eve 6, every time i die, exhaustra, face to face, failed humanity, Fear Factory, Fionna Apple, Firehose, Five iron, Fleetwood mac, flesh grinder, fleshart, fleshless, flipper, flogging molly, foghat, foreigner, fornication, Frank Sinatra, Free, Frenzal rhomb, Frenzy, From Zero, Fu Manchu, Fugazi, funeral feast, funeral inception, Future leaders of the world, Fyeld, Garbage, genital grinder, George Michael, Glassjaw, Godflesh, Godsmack, Golden earning, Good charlote, Gorehog, Gorelord, Goretrade, government issue, graham parker, grand funk rail road, greatful dead, green day, guess who, guns nâ?? roses, guttermouth, haggard, hall and oats, Hank Williams, Happy campers, harmony dies, hatework, heart, Hedon cries, Hemorrhage, Her Space Holiday, Hidden, Hobbastank, Hollies, Homoiratus, hootie and the blowfish, horrorpop, hot snakes, hot water music, house of pain, HÃ?sker DÃ?, Hypokras, Hysteria, ice cube, Iggy Pop, Ill Nino, Immemorial, Impaled, Imperious, in aeternum, incinerate, incriminated, incubus, infaustus, infernal hate, ingrowing, iniquity, INRI, Insision, Invasion, Inveracity, Isacaarum, jaaged edge, Jack Johnson, Jackson 5, Jems, Jill Paquette, jimmy hendrix experience, jimmy page, joe jaskson, john paul jones, Johnny Cash, Johnny Horton, Journey, Julie ruin, Justincase, Kabbal, Kadath, Kalibas, Karen Carpenter, Katafalk, Kataplexia, Keane, Keith Green, killing miranda, Killswitch engage, Kiss, KMFDM, Korn, Korova, Kyuss, La marca, Lacerate, Lacrimas, Lacrimosa, lacuna coil, lake of tears, lars frederiksen and the bastards*, le shok, led zeppelin, limp bizkit, Linkin Park, Lit, local H., long beach dub allstars, Lords of Acid, Lostprophets, Lou Reed, Louie Louie, Lower class brats, Lucero, luna field, lunachicks, lykathea aflame, Machine Gun Fellatio, Machine Head, Malmonde, Mannhai, Manticore, Marilyn manson, maroon 5, Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Masters of Reality, Mates of State, meat loaf, meat puppets, mess age, mest, metallica, Michael Jackson, midnight oil, mighty mighty bosstones, millions of dead cops, milton (lock haven, PA), mind eclipse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, minor threat, Mirah, Misanthrope, misery index, mission of burma, mixomatosis, modest mouse, molested senses, Monster Magnet, Moonspell, Morgue, Mortician, MÃ?tley CrÃ?e, moulded flesh, mr. bungle, Ms Kitten and the Hackers, Mudvayne, Murder By Death, Mushroomhead, my dying bride, myopia, natron, Nebula, Nena, Neon king kong, Nerf herder, neural booster, never, never the less, new york dolls, Nick Drake and Spoken, nick lowe, nightwish, NIN, nine inch nails, nirvana, no doubt, no means no, no use for a name, NOFX, Nordor, num skull, nun slaughter, Oasis, obscene eulogy, obsecration, Ohgr, operation ivy, Orange Goblin, Orgy, our given day, oxymoron, ozzy osbourne, pandemia, pansy division, Papa Roach, paradise lost, pat benatar, patti smith, Paul revere and the raiders, Paul Stanley Solo Album, Pennywise, Perverse, Perversity, peter schilling, picture frame seduction, Pitchfork, Pj Harvey, poema arcanus, poison, poison the well, portal, Portishead, pretty girls make graves, prion, prism, profundere, propagandhi, prophecy, protein, psicorragia, psychrist, psycroptic, public image limited/PiL, Puddle Of Mudd, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rammstein, Rancid, Rasputina, real mckenzies, red hot chili peppers, redd kross, reducers SF, rem, revolting cocks, Rialto, ric ocasek, rick springfield, Rilo Kiley, rites of spring, Robin Zander, Rocket from the Crypt, Rockpile, Rod Stewart, Rotting, rotting flesh, royal guardsmen, Rufus Wainwright, Runemagick, running from dharma, rush, Ryan Adams, ryan cabera, S.T.U.N, samael(band), samiam, sanatorium, saproffago, Sarah Mclachlan, Sarcasmo, Sauron, Saxorior, scrambled defuncts, Seether, Sepsism, Sevendust, severe torture, severed savior, sex mutants, Sex Pistols, shadow agency, sheolgeenna, shortfuse, sick of it all, side effects, siksakubur, Simple Plan, sins of thy beloved, sirenia, Sixty Watt Shaman, skinny puppy, slayer, sleater-kinney, Sleep, Slipknot, Smile Empty Soul, SNFU, social distortion, soils of fate, Soltero, sonic youth, sotajumala, soulless, southside johnny & the asbury jukes, spawn of satan, Spineshank, Spirit Caravan, Squeeze, Staind, Steve Perry, Stevie Rachelle, stevie ray vaughan, strike anywhere, strung out, sublime, sublime cadaveric decomposition, suffocation, sugarcult, suicidal tendencies, Super Furry Animals, Superdrag, Supergrass, Swinginâ?? utters, Switchblade Symphony, System of a Down, taking back Sunday, talk talk, talking heads, Taproot, Team dresch, tears of decay, Teenage Fanclub, Television, terminal descent, terrorist, the 69 eyes, the adolescents, The Ã?ffect, the all-american rejects, the ataris, The Atomic Bitchwax, the bangles, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The butchies, The Carpenters, The casualties, The circle jerks, the clash, the cult, the cure, the damned, the dead, the descendents, The Doors, The Eagles of Death Metal, The faction, the fall, the forensic, the gathering, the gimme gimmes, the hellacopters, the indigo girls, the jam, the killers, the knack, the kovenant, the Left Rights, the minutemen, the misfits, the modern lovers, the monolith deathcult, the need, the offspring, the plasmatics, the police, The Postal Service, the ramones, the replacements, the ripper, the rising, the romatics, the scorpions, the sex pistols, The Shins, the slits, the smutt peddlers, the stitches, the unseen, the used, the vandals, The Velvet Underground, The vibrators, the violent femmes, theatre of tragedy, thin lizzy, thorium, Three Days Grace, thrice, Thursday, thy disease, tilt, tom petty and the heart breakers, tom waits, tomorrows victim, Tool, Tori Amos, Torn, torture killer, total chaos, Trapt, Tribe 8, Tricky, Tristania, Triumph, true sounds of liberty, Turmion kÃ?tilÃ?t, Tuska, type O negative, U.S. bombs, U2, UFO, Unholy, Unida, uriah heep, Vain, van der graaf generator, van halen, velcra, veneral disease, vorkreist, warkult, wasteform, weakerthans, Weezer, Whitesnake, Whitney Houston, Wings, Winter Blanket, wishbone ash, within temptation, WIZO, X(australia), X(usa), XTC, Zablujena generacija, Zao, Zeromancer, Zubrowska

Movies:

anything dark and spookie or funny. anything tim burton as well...i love his movies.

Television:

anything on comedy central is hella good! family guy, simpsons, king of the hill....so on and so on....not a soap opera fan sorry....and i'm not really a reality show person either....*shrugs* i love to laugh heh...what can i say?

Books:

um..do comics count?

Heroes:

anyone who is willing to take the time to talk to me are heroes in my book...

My Blog

Dinner at the Donners- (chunk)

  Dinner at the Donners- CHUNK sit down, time for dinner. its a news flash someones missing, and their blaming someone new every hour of the day. seems your guests are appealing to your bitt...
Posted by crystal on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:00:00 PST

wtf week 1

this weeks "wtf?" list (february 6th-10th): 1.)blonde hair with black eyebrows isnt exactly natural looking, go ahead and try again. 2.)shorts so high that you might as well be wearing just panties ...
Posted by crystal on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:09:00 PST

hi

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Posted by crystal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*13th birthday

my name is johnny and i'm only 12i woke up this morning to the sound of church bellsi would have gotten up if i could...but i cantyou see i'm not allowed to leave this hospital bedmy mom is outside an...
Posted by crystal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*wish

hope you dont mind if i wish i were dead, perhaps a bullet to exit my head? pain never leaves the more i survive.... i've even had people say "why dont you just die?" time takes to long and the ...
Posted by crystal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST