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I'm a muffin

Yes. I am the Ska boss. Yes I am

About Me

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My Interests

Acting, bellybutton lint, Bob, boys, big things, babies, boots, boobs, balls, bats, butts, books, bags, boxes, bottles, colors, cellophane, Crystal, curtains, computers, candy, camera work, children, dogs, dolls, dudes, dicks, DDR, the doors, docks, danishes, electricity, electric eels, elephants, elbows, elves, english, elk, eldeberry jam, fondling, fucking, findings, fingers, forearms, fishies, feathers, farting, falatio, foreplay, fizzy drinks, frogs, french chicks, god, gardening, giants, growth, girls, gratitude, gobstoppers, good stuff, hats, hair, irises, ink, jam, Johnny Depp, jungles, jungle gyms, jars, joyrides, jelly bellies, jokes, kegs, llamas, laffy taffy, legs, lanterns lamps, love, ME! movies, mommy, money, motorcycles, monsoons, marbles, men, moccasins, macrbe, macbeth, n00bs, naughtiness, nails, negative numbers, orgasms, onomotopeas, oregano, okra, onyx, ovals, Pink Floyd, purple, plays, pink, persimmons, parties, plums, peaches pears, parsley, pomegaranites, pasta, parmesian, pandas, porcupines, pencils, penises, paths, piercings, pots, pans, portals, publication, Queen, quail, quaking, Roberto, rambling, rafia, reggae, reeces pb cups, rainbows, retinas, roleplaying ;D, roling, roaring, stage/set makup, Shiny things, shoes, satan, semicolons, sea-stars, sex, tiny things, tu madre, tap dancing, umbrellas, unicorns, umbilical chords, voices, volcanos, volvos, vincent price, vacation, Wax, walabies, wombats, walrusses, war paint (but not war) wicar, wah, Xylaphones, X-files, Xenia Seeburg, xenon, xylem xylose, your mother, yellow, yucca, zero, zygotes, etc.

I'd like to meet:

You!

Express Yourself LIVE

Music:

Aerosmith, BB King, the Beatles, Billy Joel, Billy Idol, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, classical, David Bowie, The Eagles, Eric Clapton, George Harrison, Guns N' Roses, Led-Zeppelin, NIN, Nirvana, Oingo Boingo, Pink Floyd, Simon and Garfunkel, Sting, Sublime, Tom Petty, Traveling Wheelberries, U2, Van Morrison, Wierd Al,........And Much, Much More!

Movies:

Antz, Amelie, Batman, Batman Returns, Big Fish, Benny and Joon, Beetlejuice, Blacksheep, The Blues Brothers, Brazil, Chocolat, The Curse of the Jade Scorpion Chicago, THe Coneheads, Cristmas Vacation, Caddyshack, Don't Drink The Water, Edward Scisorhands, Ed Wood Fear and loathing In Las Vegas, The Frisco Kid, Frankenweenie, Ghost Busters, The Goonies, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Much Ado About Nothing, Moulan Rouge, The Meaning of Life, Othello, Pirates of the Carribean, The Prince's Bride, Shakespeare in love, the Shining, Sleepy Hollow Stand By Me, Spies Like Us, Tommy Boy, The Three Amigos, Twelfth Night, Twighlight Zone; the Movie, Under The Rainbow, Vincent, Willy Wonka And the Chocolate Factory, What's eating Gilbert Grape, The Wizard of Oz Young Frankenstein,

Television:

what's Telyvishon?

Books:

Snowcrash, Wicked, Hitchhikers Trilogy....fuck I'm too lazy.

Heroes:

STAINBOY!!!

My Blog

Hahahahahaha!!!!!! I have gone insane!!!11!!!!!1!1

   I spent 100 dollars on movies the other day. ...but they were good movies. maybe I was insane already? I dunno. you tell me.    So yeah now I have a bunch of movies. I got Wha...
Posted by I'm a muffin on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 01:46:00 PST

Coin Operated Boy ~Dresden Dolls.

coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to lif...
Posted by I'm a muffin on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 03:24:00 PST

html won't work, dammit!

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Posted by I'm a muffin on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 02:48:00 PST

read it.

a poem..I didn't write it. My name could have been David. My name could have been Kelly. I could have invented a cure for cancer. I could have been the first female president. I would ha...
Posted by I'm a muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

today.....

as I write this blog, I am at the bottom of a beer can. I have been stuck here in my shrunken size. It is difficult to write as there is not much light. I have a sunburn. I look like this.......
Posted by I'm a muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

'ello ducky!

So Me and my friend Crystal started a band. wooo. this little dude has spinny Eyes! anyway, I went to magic mountain with bob on saturday, wow. I really should use the shift button more often....
Posted by I'm a muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Phase one, in which Dorris gets her oats....

<------Ok, that's just cool!
Posted by I'm a muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

an epiphany

Well, I was just walking down the street, and it suddenly dawned on me that all the people I saw were bipedal anthropomorphic entities. so, you know what I did? I bet you can't guess! All right, I'll ...
Posted by I'm a muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hmmm...so this is a blog, eh?

I'm one hoopy frood, who really knows where her towel is, yo.
Posted by I'm a muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST