[idiotsavant] Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
[SankuU] i liked krisanne's myspace page, she has funnies on it
[idiotsavant] I'm generally impatient with patience when it goes against my patience.
[ghibli] you look like i need a drink.
* Chaos hands krisanne a bandaid for her cough*
"You are an awesome person, smart, beautiful, funny.....any guy that is lucky enough to actaually get your attention....better make sure he is damn well worth it...or I will be pissed........and....I will be a bit jealous of him too...."
"remember....you ever need a shoulder to cry on....a chest to beat on and rave about it not being fair while arms hug you.....a couch to curl up on to feel safe........I can always offer those..."
"get your sexy ass over here....I will benifit you alot"
[KneeGrows] KRISANNE
"I really shouldn't be asking you this. I feel shy, but I want it so bad, don't get me wrong it's just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I'm desperate, but your help can be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not being forward, I'm usually not like this, but can I have a piece of gum?"
[Carlos1] kris anne you are lovely! you know that?!
*sameer* (59.178.54) am looking for such a hot and romantic passionate woman who love passion in romance who love that i hold her from behind an dmovemy wet fingers along her waist line and take her along wall and kiss along her bra streps and open her bra streps with my lips and then slowly bend on my kness and start to kiss along her thighs and legs and then take her on table and in light of candles place chilled red strawberry at centre of her tummy and pour chilled champgane drop by drop over her tummy and along her waist line
[KiltedBassman] krisssss
*** Signoff KiltedBassman (##76.14.38##) (if it werent for asshats, I wouldn't have a hat at all!).
*pp95* (60.52.190) i think u females have a lot of advantages. u are kind-hearted, gentle , elegant and understanding.i really like u females.
[SPIDERPHOENIX] JUMPS TO CEILING SO KRISANNE NO GO INSANE ON ME
"happy happy joy joy Jesus has risen"
[Chaos] krisanne is my bestest friend too!
[Baphomet] yeah kris is sexy *s*...I haven't seen Jessy or AG yet though
[CarlitosJuan] Kris Anne...don't blush...you turn me on viciously that way
[CarlitosJuan] Kris served up like pipin hot pizza...mmmm
[CarlitosJuan] Kris...that's one of the reasons i luv ya! yer not canadian!
why does a round pizza comes in square box?
if were not suppossed to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
[BlondeMoment] damn if I had Krisanne's body I'd have everything pierced
[Carlosimo] Kris Anne would be my babe if not for distance, my girlfriend, and her disdain for me lol
[KiltedBassman] Krisanne is an irish rocket scientist? I thought she was a Norwegian sugar farmer
[DAN] krisanne is a very pretty girl, hard to believe shes a virgin.
[NotMe] Aren't we going a little bit overboard with political correctness? I mean come on. I've got 2 cans in my cupboard that say "solid white albacore tuna". I doubt the people at Bumble Bee are snickering everytime they print a gosh darn label
My name is Kristin. You can call me Kris or Krissy but not Kristi.
My birthday is March 8th. I am 20 years old.
I love the rain.
I am very protective of my friends and know they are very protective of me too.
I love trying new things and am always up for am adventure.
I love Hawaiian pizza.
I used to have my nose pierced. Now, I just have my navel, two in my top left ear and ears.
I love getting picture comments. They make me smile.
I love chips and salsa.
Sushi is my favorite. and I love unagi don.
Before you toss shit on me, remember you're not that much better.
"when people come to my house I cut them apples. Would you like me to cut you an apple this weekend?" - random guy in computer lab
* HellTiger sexes Kris up.
[SoloCarlos] Kris is beautiful.
* Sean lix krisanne
[Joseph] BeautifulBaby i agree.. Kris is beautiful... :)
[SPAWN] hi mrs KrisAnne~!
[CratahFayce] krisanne is sexy
[Carly] I say vote for AL BUNDY!!!
[LovelyThirty2] Vote Al! Beer in every mug and Big 'Uns in every hand!
[Happybutt] is trying to picture what an asshat may look like
[SPIDERPHOENIX] runs from krisanne so she no kill me
[JustMelly] If you ahve sex with a hooker against her will..is it rape or shop lifting?
[chudmucker] hi Krisanne the cutie
[AnnaBanana] you make me laugh krisanne, you just too funny!
[AnnaBanana] *OPERA VOICE* KRianne you really make me laugh HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[AnnaBanana] starts doing krisannes hair into braids.
[AnnaBanana] Once upon a time. There was a girl named Davey. Davey had two horses and one doggy. She lover her animals very much. She married a man. The End.
[chudmucker] sex is 1000000X better than mak. unless it was with krisanne but then i'd be her first and that would rule
[brian] Happy Bithday Krisanne
[snob] i really hate Emeril...i want to hit him in the face with a hockey stick.
[AuSgaL] yeah Kris your a hot sexy mother ****er girl
"We have some wet rain coming in..." - the weather man on ABC news
[PolyesterGirl] alex, the way your cyber hands feel on my skin.... oh how can I live without you in my inbox..... ?
[goof] Just kidding
[shamus] no kidding
[goof] yes kidding
[Carla] are kidding?
[8PieceBox] aint kidding
[Carla] was kidding
[goof] maybe kidding
[Carla] never kidding
[goof] could be kidding
[8PieceBox] been kidding
[Carla] shoulda kidding
[8PieceBox] might be kidding
[8PieceBox] kid kiddingly
[Worminator] are you a vampire kris
[Clarity] krisanne the sexy California Girl!!
[LeftyGomez] krisanne is very beautiful and young looking for being 38
[Carlos1] krisanne will be 21!! a woman!!! not 38 like her page says...but 21 and berry juicy!
[Carlos1] change it to hottiechickkrisanne
[AnnaBanana] Then cry krisanne cry, let it all out! THESE are the things we can do with out.
[AnnaBanana] no, she's just really hot
[AnnaBanana] like Naughty Pancake hot ;)
[Up4You] Kris ... You are very attractive ...
[WasabiSnooter] Kris is my favorite not lesbian platonic lovah!
[HeyJoe] I'm krisanne's husband, matt. leave her alone please.
[fishy] i am kris's boyfriend.
[KiltedBassman] I tried to mastecate my wenus, but I just couldn't stick my elbow in my mouth
[Hitch] looks around then looks at Krisanne isn't she a beauty?
[KiltedBassman] krisssssss
[Clone] muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
[KiltedBassman] Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her father 40 whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her mother 41.. after that, she opened a meat processig company
* RIPTIDE Would like to chat with the gender type that have an entire aisle in Walmart dedicated to their hygiene! 2 aisles in some cases!
[RIPTIDE] any of the sexier gender care to chat with one of the rugged gender? Message me!
[AnnaBanana] Krisanne's got tasty honey
[johnyFontane] krisanne wants to get laid in a stolen car!
* Code gives krisanne a Cyber cookie
*** Alanet : HAPPY coming birthday on saturday to krisanne !!!!
[Viesta] Happy Birthday Krisanne!
[Code] Cool as ice, eh Kris?
* Nutty signs Kris up to some midget porn for her b'day *L*
[Code] [FruityPebbles] men would hump trees if they had breasts
[Code] Hm, I have some powdered water here, but I'm not sure what to add.
[GentlemanJim] well happy birthday kirisanne
[KiltedBassman] *L* the green fairy will lead you to Jesus?
[WhatAreYouSmkn] i once bought a box of condoms with a flash camera. is that odd enough ?
[Clone] wait if krisanne is getting laid and i'm not, i may just go kill myself
[Oklahoma] roflmao my wife just said to say the biggest problem with these online chat rooms is that you can't give a person a good swift kick in the nards when they need it lol
[Viesta] forks herself, then spoons with myself, I am multi_talented!
[Pogswizzler] I need to urinate, perhaps we could work something out
* Oklahoma breaks out the 12-gauge and re-decorates Jessy's ceiling and kills the spider in one fell swoop *
[Hitch] Spoons with Krisanne
[Oklahoma] why would anyone want to rub a liquor store?
* Will is gonna make babies with krisanne someday *L*
* Baphomet knew that Krisanne was a sexy ***** :)
[nathappy] for all your info...i'm dress like a chicken now....
[Bamboozle] MaryMary quite contrary how does your garden of pot grow so well?
[Jeana] no need for icon violence dog. now that's an interesting point. you can box someone til they bleed (which I think is insulting, personally) but can't tell them in no uncertain terms why you would box them to bleed...madness really.
[Jeana] creep...I'm a creep...I'm a weirdo-o-o, what the hell am I doing here, I don't belong here
[AngelHunter] You want to fake a good smile take some shrooms.
[Bamboozle] Jeana I have been informed by a reputable source that you are a nice lady and you have a good sense of humor, so I apologize for my sarcasm and nasty things I said, I hope you will forgive me, see I am making a public apology
[Jeana] *tries so hard to smile* thank you, I appreciate that. I'm just having a hard day, ya know. Normally I'm the queen of sarcasm and totally would have given you a run for your money. Maybe next time eh?
[ghibli] she can put a question mark on the end of the answer if that will get me my answer.
[Jeana] I would love to sit in a control room at a big supermarket and watch the CCTV cameras...people eating the fruit, comparing prices, having a tiff with a loved one, random laughing fits, phantom farters!
[aMan] do retards admit to being retards? like if you went up and asked a retard whether he was retarded, would he say "yes, i'm retarded"?
* Samael hugs krisanne again...come here ya sexy thang...
[WoWo1ILIMo] that's nacho cheese!! This black guy yelled that at me when I stole his cheddar, I was like, uh, this is cheddar buddy, and he said "don't much matter, it's still nacho cheese"
[AuzzChick] kris i will sing to you and tuck you into bed
[KiltedBassman] ok I am off.. going to go to SLO for the weekend and party with KrisAnne
[KiltedBassman] Kipp stop being mean to KrisAnne
[SOLDIER] Krisanne we kool like white on rice
"You're happiest while you're making the greatest contribution." - Robert F. Kennedy
"Do you count cheese as dairy?" - Jimmy Kimmel
*BoyNextDoor1* (221.135.129) i would have wrapped you up in my strong arms..protecting you from the world
[Code] You write the wrongs you wish to right, but you have no right to wrongly right those that write.
