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Dan Williams

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About Me


who am I? Wouldn't you like to know. So would I.
I am Dan, I was born May 7, 1983, I'm 5'7", 125 lbs. Ok, that's my physical, but that's not who I am. I am me, that's all there is to it. Some call me crazy, some call me the silent one, others just don't think anything of me. I love life, and love getting and giving attention. I love to smile, smiling is what I do best. And I'm an excellent listener, I consider it my gift. When my close friends have a problem, they know I'm the one to come to for impartial advice, and know I will always be calm, and help resolve any problem.
I'm told that I have a very large ego, I guess it's true. I'm happy with who I am, and I'm not afraid to say something funny or be weird, abnormal, etc. For more info, pay attention to the rest of my page.
I heard it said once, and I think it's true..."You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead." "Splash that sucka, yeah!"
"Behind every great man... is a woman rolling her eyes." "I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab." "Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?" "This may be the most important moment of your life...commit to it" "Are you like a crazy person?" "I thought it wasn't real." "You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you." "All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead." "I know you can hear me. I'm never letting go. I can't. I just love you too damn much." "There are only two possible explanations: either no one told me, or no one knows." "Ouuuuch!" "See, mother, I make all things new." "Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them." "We'll be safe, we have the magic rocks." "Do not get into conversations." "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!" "We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music." You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it, son." "You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN!" "Please, sit down before you fall down." "The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself." "So, I think under the circumstances it would be prudent if I were to make myself less available." "Wishing for a thing doesn't make it so." "Humans. I'd have thought by now you would have scampered back to your own little star system." "...it's wonderful to see you again. How about a big hug?" "Our neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns." "There'll be others-but every time you feel love, it'll be different. Every time it's different." "In your position it's important to ask yourself one question: what would Picard do?" "Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim." "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error." "'Fascinating' is a word I use for the unexpected. 'Interesting' shall suffice here." "She's cute." "Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint." "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing." "Yeah. I can fly." "Don't waste your life." "Cheeseburger first." "Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad." "Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk." "I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?" "I didn't even know that you were sexually active." "They have ads for parents?" "Can we make out now?" "I still have your underwear." "I think that kids get bored and have intercourse." "Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!" "We can kill each other when it's over." "He's no goodfella, He's a BADfella!" "Quite a lot of pomp, under the circumstances."
Check out my photography at Ifix.DeviantArt.com and my older stuff at FrogKing.DeviantArt.com .
My Slogans: try yours out! Click Here!
"Because Dan is Complicated Enough."
"Dan Is Good For You."
"Super Dan is Almost Here!"
"The Dan of Confidence."
"Tastes Great, Less Dan."
"The Dan that Smiles Back."
"Great Dan. Great Times."
"Do The Dan."
"Kids Will Do Anything For Dan." oh so wrong
"If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Dan."
"You Like Dan. Dan Likes You." could be true
"All You Need is a Dan and a Dream." Maybe God, too...yeah, definetly God too.
"You've Always Got Time For Dan."
"You Need A Dan."
"Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Dan." that's kinda mean, funny, but mean.
"Got a Dan? You're in Luck."
"I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Dan." ...wow...
"Get the Door - It's Dan."
"Happiness is Dan-Shaped." kinda true, I'm almost always happy
"151 Countries, One Dan." except for the fact that there are lots of us, but only one me.
"Say It With Dan." all together now!
"Tonight, Let It Be Dan." kinda like when God said, "let there be Dan, and there was, and it was good."
"Feel the Dan." but please, be gentle
"Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Dan." this is a real ego trip...
"A Tough Dan to Follow." fallowing the leader, the leader, the leader; following the leader, where ever he may go
"We're with the Dan."
"Hope It's Dan, It's Dan, We Hope It's Dan..." never fear, it is I!

My Interests

Name: Dan Williams
Birthday: May 7, 1983
Birthplace: Ventura, CA
Current Location: San Luis Obispo, CA
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dull blonde
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 1/16 native american, some german, regular welsh, and Welsh Royalty
The Shoes You Wore Today: my black shoes, or my sandals, or my comfy brown shoes, or my red converse, or my black/white converse!
Your Weakness: girls, or a sunset or bright flowers, or giving a girl bright flowers as we watch the sunset
Your Fears: spiders, snakes, being alone forever
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of pepperoni, Italian sausage, and Canadian bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: move out, get a girlfriend...find my wife
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeah
Thoughts First Waking Up: wait...I'm not dreaming anymore, I'm actually awake...
Your Best Physical Feature: not sure, probably my smile, cause I am almost always smiling, some people say they like my eyes, others say my hair
Your Bedtime: when I'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: having someone to wrap my arms around
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, but more Mt. Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: BurgerKing, but TacoBell is far better
Single or Group Dates: it's all good
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no. I'm deathly allergic to tobacco
Do you Swear: I try not to
Do you Sing: all the time, but I don't sing too well
Do you Shower Daily: I try to
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I think I'm done with college
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: why not
Do you get Motion Sickness: some
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah...
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: it's been getting tough lately
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, but not very well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah, a glass of wine
In the past month have you Smoked: I don't smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never have
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
In the past month have you had Sex: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: many times
Ever been Beaten up: oh yeah
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a photographer, and own my own business and travel
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them...almost
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: not many, recently got rid of them
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: it's all a learning experience, but I wish I could take back three things (two involving one person, but taking back one would prevent the other)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: blue or green or brown
Favorite Hair Color: red or blond, or golden brown
Short or Long Hair: long, but don't matter
Height: shorter than me
Weight: as long as she doesn't literally crush me in bed
Clothing Style: casually nice

I'd like to meet:

Bill Gates (ask him for a bit of money)
people who are willing to give me free photo equipmemnt.
and an awesome Christian girl who enjoys being silly some (not too much) (more random than silly), knows something about hyper intelligent shades of blue, loves photography, a Trekkie/Trekker, enjoys loud music, and loves to smile! Physically she should be short, soft, have long hair (preferably redish, but blonde and golden brown are good too), blue or olive eyes (brown is ok too), cute feet (I love feet), small hands.
Jesus is also someone else I can't wait to meet.

Music:

80's and 90's fun music is the best. I like rock, especially progressive alternative rock with subjects of dragons...lol. I like pretty much anything but country (steel guitar and the twang in the voice) and boy-bands (any guy that can sing higher than my sister can has problems), and I also hate the new hip-hop/rap.

Movies:


I like comedies most of all. Even if it's stupid comedy. Anything with Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, or the like are great! I'm also a fan of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Dan Ackroyd, Will Farrel, Chris Rock, Robin Williams, Nicholas Cage, Ian McKellen, Elijah Wood, Liv Tyler, Hugo Weaving, Christopher Walken, Patrick Stewart, etc.
I own all the StarTrek movies, just need to find the money for the series DVDs. I'm also of course a huge fan of all six StarWars movies, all three Matrix movies, all three LotR movies, and I'm enjoying the Harry Potter movies even though I don't read the books. And definately SpaceBalls!
Sin City, V For Vendetta, and 300 are my top movies of this century. I also really liked Transformers, IronMan. I very much enjoy Indiana Jones, Goonies, Flight of the Navigator, and many, many, many more!
Oh, I've even made some movies of my own. Check 'em out below!
Falliday 2006
Mayday 2006
Blur Into Focus
and check out my YouTube page to see all of them! **more coming soon!**

Television:

I don't watch too much TV anymore, except for StarTrek, nothing good on anymore. I don't like all these mellow-drama thriller tv shows. I like RoomRaiderz, Pimp My Ride, WWE, and definately StarTrek (and I almost like Enterprise).

Books:

The Bible
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The BFG
a modular access router handbook.......Just kidding!

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, IronMan,...oh, not that kind of heroes.

Aaron Porter, Mark Beuving, Phil Steckling and Travis Silva (these are the guys that have had a huge impact on my spiritual life, and kept me going).
And most of all, my Mom; she's always been there for me.

My Blog

100+mpg Hummer? this is cool, check it out!!!

I met a guy at the auto shop, he had a Hydro-Assist Fuel Cell thing, started talking to him.  He said it was this cool thing could give a Hummer 100 miles per gallon!!! It breaks the gas down a l...
Posted by Dan Williams on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:51:00 PST

I like Microsoft.........find out why

So Microsoft showed up at Cuesta on Monday. They showed up in a big tour bus. they’re thing was "The Code Trip", talking mostly about programming. Though I know little about programming, I ha...
Posted by Dan Williams on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

One year ago, what’s changed?

So, it's been a year since I got rebaptized. What's really changed in my life? not much.Fall 2006 I made a choice, that led to other choices, choices I wasn't proud of, and those led to more choices...
Posted by Dan Williams on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:43:00 PST

Bye, Bye Cuesta, Bye, Bye....memories...

It's been 6 years...starting January 2002.  As this next spring semester is about to begin, I come to the decision that I won't be back...  Yeah, I'm done with school...I've learned many thi...
Posted by Dan Williams on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:08:00 PST

Computer died

My computer died today...don't know why. I got an error in Firefox, and had to restart, then my mouse and keyboard didn't work, then just the mouse wouldn't work, then Windows wouldn't load, then it d...
Posted by Dan Williams on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:33:00 PST

things better....

Ok, so I've had some more time to think and pray, and go to church (4 services in one day!). God had perfect things for me to hear in all four services.And some of the people at church gave me hugs, ...
Posted by Dan Williams on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:33:00 PST

getting kicked out, moving back with parents...

Well, one of my friends had some problems, so I went to help her move out. And the old woman that I'm living with kinda got upset about it (there's a lot more to it than what I'm going to write here)...
Posted by Dan Williams on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:20:00 PST

Moved out!

I finally did it! I moved out of my parent's house! It's great!As many of you knew, I was going to be moving with my parents to Arroyo Grande, but one of the ladies in my church was kind enough to o...
Posted by Dan Williams on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST

almost everything there is to know about me...somewhat

Sunday, July 22, 2007, I met a girl, she's cool, her myspace page had a bunch of surveys in her blogs, so I felt like filling them all out too.......So here's something really long, enjoy![ ] short, u...
Posted by Dan Williams on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:15:00 PST

My Sister's Engaged!

My sister just got engaged!!!!  I don't know whether to be excited or scared.  My sister and her boyfriend, Benjamin Powell, have been dating for 3 1/2 years, and today, April 10, 2007, he p...
Posted by Dan Williams on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST