Aaron

What can I say? I make an ass so much of myself that I must enjoy it. I am an enthusiastic huggy drunk. I enjoy swimming at night. I'm a slob. My dog and I may as well be the same person. My music taste is sporadic and based upon some level of coolness that I developed in the 9th grade. I recently wanted to get a tattoo on my wrist that said "In the future all dogs will talk." I hate jokes, but enjoy black comedies. I am a slow reader. The music of Boston really annoys me. Anytime an Onion article features the headline masturbation I giggle. I get too involved in work. I have never been able to fill out a "name ten things you like about yourself survey." I like to dance when no one is looking. I find none of these statements to be self-deprecating. I love you. Oh seriously. Let's all get over each other.