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About Me

This is one of the most awkward parts about Myspace...(well, this and the friend requests you get from people you don't know with screen names like "WetButt") You never want to write anything that makes you sound like a loser, because ultimately you're worried that anyone who knew you/knows you/might want to know you will read it. I guess I'll just stick with the basics. I'm a wife, a comic and a nerd. Started doing comedy when I was 19.I'm not famous. My act is clean and I am a proud Christian. You will notice on my calendar that I play churches and religious venues as well as comedy clubs... My comedy is my ministry, but as someone once put it, "My glare isn't too bright." "Lead by example" BDD. I can tell church jokes to church folks but the real challenge is getting The Message out to secular crowds. Make sense? I'm from Texas, I just don't have the bumper sticker to prove it. I can't cook or rollerskate. I hate cleaning. I love cake and all things cake related. I like making people laugh and not exercising. I read way too many trash mags, I don't read nearly enough books and I watch E! like it's CNN. My mom is 40, I'm 24, my husband is 35 and my step dad is 29. Do the math and we'll have to explain to our kids why their dad is OLDER than their grandpa. I once won a pretzel eating contest, I'm the oldest of three. I'm an Army brat. I've lived overseas. I hate spiders. I love 80's hair bands. I'm a Leo, a friend and at times, a mental case. I'm sarcastic. Very. I don't hunt but I can fish. My favorite color is pink. I'm a little (okay, alot) white trash and I know it. Doesn't bother me. I can make fun of my redneck, backwoods, moonshine dranki'n family...but no one else can. I'm addicted to Ultimate Fighting. The summer between second and third grade, I thought I had a lightening bug living in my ear. I was a weird kid. I make up fake words when I play Scrabble. I used to think the lead singer of "Alabama" was my dad. I like to put my gummie bears in water to watch them get fat. I secretly wish I could do the same to my skinny friends. I'm a people pleaser and a procrastinator. I heart Boston. The band, the city and the Redsox. I can't run very fast, touch my toes unless I'm on the couch or use chopsticks, but people seem to like me anyway...and I've totally got the hook-up if you ever need bathtub liquor. If any of these things appeal to you, come out to a show. Say Hi. Bring some cake. Have a laugh. Maybe bring some ice cream too...you know, whatever.

My Interests

making people laugh, eating, UFC...I'm ADDICTED. Decorating, funny people, the Red Sox, eating, getting presents, fishing, Dr. Pepper, Starbucks, writing and cake.

I'd like to meet:

People that think I'm funny...and people that would like to pay me for such...and of course, all of my lovely Fake Myspace Friends. Cupcake Mafia. Werd.
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The Cupcake Mafia
The Cupcake Mafia Top 12

Jennifer

Matt

Beth Damn Donahue

Valerie

Kayefex

My crazy sister

Mark "Fat Head" Agee

Tracey

My dorky little brother

Loren

Carrieofbarrie

Julie Scoggins

" class="redlink"1,050 people have joined The Cupcake Mafia...have you? If not, send me a friend request and join today!

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My F.F.F.L. (fake friends for life)

Devene

Georgia Peach

Angela

Cathey

Nikki

Dorothy

Donna

Brenda

Tonia

Very Happy Granny

Trena

Sir monkey...

Eric

Kelly

Tonia

Music:

mostly the white trash stuff you hear at air shows...I love 80's hair bands, old stuff, new stuff, rockabilly, classic rock, contemporary Christian, country music, old school rap (Run DMC, Digital Underground and the like...) and Happy Birthday, because that means there will be cake.

Movies:

All of the John Hughes movies: Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, etc. Pretty much any goofy 80's movie..."Teen Witch", Back to the Future 1 and 2, Gremlins, Revenge of the Nerds, so on... Facing the Giants, anything with Vince Vaughn, Wizard of Oz, Dazed and Confused, Drop Dead Fred, The Devil Wears Prada (I have no idea WHY, but I loved that movie) and this backyard wrestling VHS I have that makes me laugh so hard I almost vomit.Contact Table Generated with MyWackoSpace
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Television:

I watch an unhealthy amount of television...too many shows to name them all...I do think that "The Office" is hands down, one of the funniest shows on tv. Love Reno 9-1-1, The Sopranos, The Shield, ER, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, Dexter, CSI Vegas and NY (when they kill off David Caruso's character, I will be able to watch Miami) Criminal Minds and any and all "Where are they now?" type shows featuring actors you thought fell off the face of the earth.

Books:

The bible, all of the Beverly Cleary and Judy Blume books, "The truth about Poop" by Susan E. Goodman...and of course, my source of all things news related, STAR magazine.

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Heroes:

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My Blog

Paulding County...

Standup Comedy is coming to Mia's Bar! When: beginning MONDAY, JULY 9thTime: 7:30Location: Mia's Bar, located in the Kroger shopping center in Hiram, across from Wal-Mart. (email me for directions if ...
Posted by Michelle Thomas on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:34:00 PST

WOW.

Okay, I've officially decided I HAVE to start my diet...tomorrow. I would have started today, but I came home last night and saw that my husband had bought these Little Debbie yellow snack cake thing...
Posted by Michelle Thomas on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:43:00 PST

Stop asking me if I'm pregnant.

Phew. Finally a day to rest...things have been non stop it seems like; the Boston trip, then the show in Tallapoosa, the kids, blah, blah... First off, if you missed the show in Tallapoosa, no ...
Posted by Michelle Thomas on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

Back from Boston!

We finally made it back from Boston; the Red Sox lost, don't wanna talk about it... I DO NOT remember the sun coming up at 4am any other time we've been in Mass. but apparantley it does. It's 9:00 and...
Posted by Michelle Thomas on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:01:00 PST

Summer dilemma.

Summer is here and like every year, I'm faced with the decision of whether or not to tan. (before you start in on me about the dangers of tanning beds, save it----you haven't seen how I eat. I will di...
Posted by Michelle Thomas on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:20:00 PST

You Win.

Saturday my husband and I were having dinner with some friends and we got on the subject of "the worst dating stories ever." Now, since starting comedy, I've had some pretty horrible experiences and ...
Posted by Michelle Thomas on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

Is it just me...

or was anyone else TOTALLY left hanging on the series finale of Sopranos last night???? What the heck was THAT???? In case you missed it, click here... I read that this was THE end, no m...
Posted by Michelle Thomas on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:00:00 PST

Sorry to be a downer on a Friday...

I guess it's just a waiting game... I guess today just isn't my day...you see, this morning I opened a seemingly normal looking bulletin titled "I'm pregnant!!!" Ooops. Upon opening the email I...
Posted by Michelle Thomas on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:25:00 PST

Introductions...

Seeing as how I've managed to sucessfully hijack quite a few new readers to my blog and lured many a new face to my comedy page, I thought I'd repost the old "getting to know you" blog. Well, first o...
Posted by Michelle Thomas on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

Myspace Confusion...

I don't think I'll ever truly understand Myspace. Why is it that even though my page says I'm straight and married I ALWAYS get emails from aggressive lesbians? Maybe it's my rugged good looks and bo...
Posted by Michelle Thomas on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST