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Mando

Life is like a box of rocks

About Me

I'm just amazing. Yes, amazing.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Music, basketball, macabre, my drums, comedy, college, producing, hanging out, booking, old people, water, editing, women, kissing with the tounges, doing stuff, doing stuff i normaly wouldnt do, drawing, ninja, pirates, and writing

I'd like to meet:

Juan Valdez, Tom Morello, Pablo Fransisco, Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Carrey, Will Farrel, and of course, Beavis and Butthead

Music:

jazz. rock. oldies.........six feet under, macabre, dresden dolls, doors, white zombie, miles davis, system of a down, cold, morbid angel, beach boys, blind melon, bus driver, canderia, godsmack's first album, ICP, lit, man of sorrows, primus, public enemy, queens of the stoneage, sepultura, slick rick, sublime, systematic, weezer, gwar, beach boys, alice in chains, rage against the machine, manson, tool, coolio, nwa, bone thugz, cannibal corpse, dead silence, crash test dummies, kiss, smashing pumpkins, cypriss hill, queen, ween, STP, soundgarden, gorillaz, boyz II men, temple of dog, and way too many more.....

Movies:

pulp fiction, any jim carrey movie, clash of the titans, Jason and the argonauts, dumb and dumber, requim for a dream, fear and loathing in las vagas, spun, john carpenter's vampires, slackers, my girl, Merlin, King Aurther, beavis and butthead do america, night of the living dead, beatlejuice, it, all the puppet master movies, waiting, Naked Gun 33 1/n Insult, Hot Shots Part Deux, BLAZING SADDLES, the sanlot, Garden State, Under Seige 1 & 2, donnie darko, face off, the people vs larry flint, super troopers, etc etc

Television:

venture brothers, family guy,simpsons, beavis and butthead, wwf, jimmy kimmel show, reno 911, king of the hill, monk, seinfeld, southpark, drew carrey, old whos line is it anyways, home improvement, wild boyz, myth busters, samurai shamploo, trigun, cowboy beebop, dragonball, days of our lives, the price is right, lets make a deal, THE fucking WONDER YEARS

Books:

Bless Me Ultima, Say Hello To The Hitman, Little Prince, Have A Nice Day, Long Road Out of Hell, Maniac Magee, and Lord of The Flies

Heroes:

Tim Duncan and my MomArtwork:"A Horse reading a book about Horses""A skull to deal with""Its not John Wayne!""Live Fast, Kill Slow""Crucible""Buu!""Marth's inner Demon""My mind is CRAZY!""Misfits Suck!" (Hand Carved)"That Ogre""Old Lady""Stairway to Nowhere""Vanishing Pointer""Willow""White Zombie Poster" (Water colors)Zombies:"Unfinished" (Its taken me 5 years to get this far)"Frank!""Me, Angry and Sad""Me, Pist""Me, Sad""My Drawing Devices""Device""I dont know, don't I know?""Night Of the Enchanted Dragon""EPCC""QUE?""What are you looking at?""Meet Gerorge Jetson (the evil one)""Ghost Hunter""Hunter""Mandoe" A pic by Thee Joe Vasquez and Mando"Super Buu""Lets go Mega Man!""Trunks""RADITZ!"

My Blog

Story of my life...

This was a message sent to me from my dear friend David.   Subject: I forget her name... but i think you have another stalker Body: Do you remember this girl who, resembled Valery, but only by...
Posted by Mando on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:03:00 PST

Supporting the troops..

  A few weeks ago, I (along with other comedians) where invited to McGregor Missile Testing Base to perform for a scheduled 4,500+ troops who where heading out to Iraq to defend our country....
Posted by Mando on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:29:00 PST

It has been brought to my attention...

...that there are going to be something like 20,000 new soldiers moving into El Paso.  Yes, it will be good for the economy, growth, and all that other bullshit, but am I the only one w...
Posted by Mando on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:37:00 PST

Accomplishments as a comedian (so far).

Accomplishments as a comedian (so far).. I've never really took the time to think about what I've done so far comedic-wise here in this wonderful town of El Paso...Starting 3.5 years ago: ...
Posted by Mando on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:28:00 PST

How to become a successfull weather girl.

Follow these easy steps, and you'll make it as a meterologist.First:  (I should mention that this will most likely work for women, so I'm going to write this for women; men, just switch the roles...
Posted by Mando on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 02:39:00 PST

What's Good

My comedy is going great.  Im planning on taking my show on the road, and when I say, "my," I mean, "Our."  The shows have been great, even the ones that didn't turn out great ended up being...
Posted by Mando on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:11:00 PST

Why I like George Bush:

Because that Nigga can do what the fuck he wants.  He really doesn't give a damn.  No one likes his dumbass and yet, he still does what he wants, when he wants.  If he wanted, he can be...
Posted by Mando on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST

Need I say more.


Posted by Mando on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:32:00 PST

I will miss you.

    How can one just suddenly just say goodbye after such a long time together?  I mean we were inseperable.    It pains me that we'll be two seperate things now.  &...
Posted by Mando on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:10:00 PST

Comedians Piss Me Off (CPMO)

      This is what I've learned from MY experience of doing comedy; so therefore, it is true.  If you don't agree with that philosophy, then you might want to stop reading.&nb...
Posted by Mando on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST