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The Fs

Comic For Hire

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___________________Strippers Get You Into Trouble __________________Get A Comedian!!! Hire The Wolf For Any Event ____________________________________________________________ The Wolf Covers Kids Parties (600 shows so far) Company Events (200 shows and counting) or Family Parties (4 billion shows, well it feels like 6 billion but 4 will do) Private Shows ( The Wolf only does Private Shows in Public Places)_____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Gather Friends and Family sit them up front, and watch as The Wolf interacts with them in a loving, nurturing manner. They will never be the same!_______________________________________________________ __ ____________________________________________________________ __You will hear such hits as: _______________ VANESSA 25 CENT BREAKFAST OCTOPENIS FRANCE VS ETHIOPIA BUBBLE OF HAPPINESS________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________AL SO COME AND HEAR THE EVER POPULAR: __________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ __INS WORST JOBS BARRY WHITE STARBUCKS APPLEBEES ROAD RAGE ENGINEERS___________________________________________________ _______ __________________________________________________________AN D YOU WILL SPLIT YOUR SIDES WITH:ANTSBAD HAIRCUT AMBER CAR SALESMAN SAVED BY JESUS PIANO PLAYER TELEMARKETERS __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________EN JOY CROWD FAVORITES:OKLAHOMA IPHONE SUHSI CHAYO RETARD NASCAR AVON JEFFREY 599 AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!_____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ _______________TO HIRE THE WOLF CALL 915 875 5731 OR EMAIL [email protected] ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ___15 MINUTES30 MINUTES45 MINUTES60 MINTUES$ You name your price $___________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ ______All Shows Can Be Customized To Meet Your NeedsI do clean comedy for kidsI do adult content comedyI do professional comedy for company/agency eventsI do anything goes parties for the free spiritsOther comics available for larger audiences TOO EXPENSIVE FOR YOU? GET A STRIPPER!

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Member Since: 3/25/2006
Band Website: [email protected]
Band Members: The Wolf
Influences: Preposterous! Let's do something different, let's discuss my favorite foods:Popcorn Jalapenos Nachos Japanese FoodTacos Enchiladas PussyThe Wolf is a musician in Texas.In 2007, The Wolf abruptly leftthe music scene and disappeared only to resurface ina comedy club.His comedy act is mostly improvised to fit his "needs"as he preys on his audiences.Audiences can interact with The Wolfas he "stumbles" throughhis own jokes.He welcomes all hecklers and all fans.The Wolf was once someone like you.__________________________________________ __________________________________________Where have you seen him?Comic Strip-El Paso Tx February 2007 Lucky Devil's-El Paso Tx March 2007 Cincinnati Bar-El Paso Tx April 2007 to May 2008 Union Plaza- El Paso Tx Club 101-El Paso Tx July 2008 Hidden Hookah Lounge-El Paso Tx British Bulldog- El Paso Tx August 2008 COMING SOON! Code Red-Las Cruces NM September 20, 2008
Sounds Like: Pregnant? Low self esteem getting you down? Problems with your family or employer? Boyfriend/girlfriend getting to you? Come to my shows and you will still have those problems, but I will make you laugh for a little while. So fuck that shit, come out and have some fun, let those problems take care of themselves.
Record Label: Discos Perros
Type of Label: None