I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking
About Me
Well what can I say, I’m a Sea Monster who lives in Southern Cali. I left the family cave when I was young because they were always harassing me about being a “rotten sea monsterâ€. I wandered the beach homeless until I met Johnny & Scott. They took this wayward sea monster in & let me stay in their clubhouse by the beach.My family are a bunch of losers, my brothers Blurp & Slurp are always causing trouble. They can’t seem to figure out how to make an honest living so they are always trying to kidnap me so I will do their work. One of these days I’m going to go postal on their asses.
My Interests
Swimming, fishing, surfing, dancing, fine dining.
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who wants to hang out at the beach & drink Margaritas all day.