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Smoke

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About Me

what G1 Transformer am I? Probably this guy,If you're underage, turn back now. I wont add you. If you'd like to add me, you MUST send me a message first. If you don't and try to just add me I WILL IGNORE YOU and DENY your request to add me, because theres too many bots on myspace, just say hi or something. =========================================================== This myspace page is completely NON SERIOUS. Nothing on this page is supposed to contain any logic or make any sense. you can probably guarantee im not sober when i write half this shit on my page. I made this profile entirely for Smoke, from Mortal Kombat, because they didn't have an official profile for him. fuck... i like saying fuck, if you dont... then fuck you. ============================================================ ========================================================== This strip below is transformers videos by the ultra talented Dr Smoov. He redubbed the voiceovers for 4 parody episodes of the classic G1 Transformers cartoon. The voiceovers are EXCELLENT redubs, especially Shockwave, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Ironhide, and Starscream. Dr Smoov also redid Starscream's voice and it sounds almost exactly like the late Chris Latta. Chris Latta also did the voice over for Cobra Commander, Wheeljack, Sparkplug, Reflector, and Ratchet too. Rest in Peace Chris Latta, you will always be remembered. Starscream and Cobra Commander remain some of my favorite villians ahem I mean HEROES of all time. Bow your heads in respect, my fellow Decepticons, or I will bow them for you! CO-BRAAA! =========================================================== =========================================================== This strip below is Transformers videos made by other artists. the first is a video of Galvatron by another friend of mine, Captain Soapy Dick ============================================================ ========================================================== About Me: I am 30 years old and from West PA I like beer, smoking and flipping the bird. I dont like music that sucks. I love some Classic Rock and Heavy Metal. I have very little patience, especially for inconsiderate people, bots and spammers, and computers...imagine that =========================================================== About Smoke: His real name and identity are unknown, He was orphaned at a young age and left to fend for himself for many years. Eventually he joined the Lin Kuei. He was born with the natural power to create smoke, even out of thin air, which is why the Lin Kuei gave him his name. Eventually the Lin Kuei Grandmaster wanted to automate his warriors, seeing as how machines could be much more effective in battle than humans. Smoke and Sub-Zero witnessed the cybernetic transformation of Cyrax and Sektor and planned to escape the Lin Kuei Clan before they could be turned into machines. Smoke however was captured undergoing gruesome surgery to become the third Cyberninja, his human memory wiped away, he was nothing more than a cold hearted machine with a program, to kill his former friend Sub-Zero. He was rumored to be very close to Jade. The two were often spotted together in the Living Forest. Other rumors suggest the two worked together, and had feelings for each other. Others suggest, however, they didnt know each other at all and this is just wild speculation. No one will know the truth however, Smoke was turned into a cybernetic nightmare, and Jade was killed by Shao Kahn at the end of the Mortal Kombat 3 tournament. =========================================================== Eventually Smoke was able to track down many things from his past, especially how his family was killed. He discovered that his family was of the Shirai-Ryu clan, a rival Ninja clan of the Lin Kuei. Their death was no accident. It was a hit ordered by the Lin Kuei themselves. most of this image came in flashbacks, when Smoke injected himself with Sodium Pentothol. Smoke had witnessed the slaughter of his own family at the age of 4. Smoke also discovers he has a few surviving family members, one of them, his Brother, Hanzo Hashashi, who also lives the same life as he does, as an assassin. Most people know Hanzo Hashashi by his nickname, Scorpion. Smoke was kidnapped by the Lin Kuei, while Scorpion was left there, amongst the bloody remains of his family. Eventually Scorpion too was killed by the elder Sub-Zero, 20 years later, while trying to obtain the Elemental Map from the Shaolin Temple in China. Unable to handle the flood of violent images that had risen to the surface, the fact that the only family member to survive the Lin Kuei Atrocity, had also been terminated. Smoke was unaware that his brother lives, now as a spawn of Hell itself. Some sources say Smoke exiled himself far away from his home, to the United States. There he continues to live, while also plotting revenge on those who killed his family, and turned him into this metalic monster, The Lin Kuei Clan. However he cannot kill his friend, the new Lin Kuei Grandmaster, Sub-Zero.Now that he has left the Lin Kuei, Smoke is a free agent. He spends his spare time hunting other killers down. He has taken many of his fellow assassins to their grave at one time or another. Despite the fact that Smoke has put many evil people out of their misery, and takes care not to harm the innocent. Many see him as a threat, a malfunctioning Cyborg Hell-bent on destruction. This "evil persona" is given further credence by his work in the following groups: The Brotherhood of Nod, The Decepticons, Cobra, The GLA, Venom, The Lin Kuei, and many others, he is rumored to even be involved in the US Government, as well as the other governments all over the world. Though any documents on this have long been destroyed. Much of Smoke's past is as cloudy as the smoke that cloaks him. =========================================================== Strengths: --- Smoke Is Much faster than Scorpion in Mk2. Cybernetic Smoke is many times more powerful than his human form. Having Sektor's teleport punch, his own personal cloaking device, and his original spear now mounted inside his chest compartment. Inside his chassis is a nuclear fusion core, in dire circumstances, Smoke could detonate this creating a thermonuclear explosion with enough yield equal to a small star going supernova, he can also merely drop a single grenade down an opponents throat to kill them. =========================================================== Weaknesses: --- Treat him Like every other "Ninja" in Mortal Kombat when you fight him, and hope for the best. Smoke might be fast, but the CPU opponent isnt too bright, often jumping forward when you jump back, allowing it to be set up with a juggle combo, or a jumping kick. Smoke's Spear, like Scorpion's can be EASILY predicted if done at the wrong moment, or missed/blocked, thus leaving him open with his arm extended like an idiot for about 2 seconds. His teleport Punch can also be blocked, allowing him to be easily uppercutted. Cybernetic Smoke in MK3 shares many of these same weaknesses. Sub-Zero, Jax, Shang Tsung, Kabal, and Sektor players can give him hell. =========================================================== Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

Assassination, especially Destroying the Lin Kuei, video games, movies, partying ( i just love high test energon ), watching old anime, making parody songs with my computer microphone in .wav format, playing my magical 1-stringed guitar, making fake images, my own movies, making my own Legend of Zelda with ZeldaClassic. Plot to invade Saturn, hey i call it, the planet Saturn is MINE. Build a giant laser cannon. All I need is 5,000 credits and about 2,500 in vespene gas. =========================================================== Sometimes I like to play San andreas and just drive for hours, driving or flying in that game tends to relax me. GTA is also good if you've had a bad day and just wanna run a few pedestrians over, i love peeling tire on a crack dealer, dogfight against the Airforce in a Harrier Jet, or just go apeshit in the middle of town with a shit load of grenades and an M-4. Running hookers over never gets old, actually I'll run anyone down unfortunate enough to wander into my path, im like the Stunticons, only real, kinda. =========================================================== Im Wanting to make a true G1 transformers real time strategy game (Think Command and Conquer, Starcraft, or TOTAL ANNIHILATION) Perhaps with proper knowledge, I could maybe learn how to make a Transformers mod for CNC Generals (or 3). It would feature three factions: The Autobots, The Decepticons, and the evil creators of the Transformers, the Quintessons. Shockwave's Chronosphere would be a cool Superweapon. Use of Megatron's "Robo-Smasher" unit would make it sort of like Jarmen Kell, able to capture vehicles, even construction vehicles. They could also send in Kremzeek to make robots malfunction. Your buildings themselves could transform into vehicles, and also into robots, and even all merge together to form a GIANT Transformer with awesome firepower (Like Metroplex, Trypticon, Fortress Maximus and Scorponok) ===========================================================

I'd like to meet:

Jenn, The Constructicons, Mumm-Ra, Skeletor, Space Ghost, Starscream, Venger, Samus Aran, The Lin Kuei (so i can get my revenge upon them) An Icecream truck, to drive around and blast Slayer really loud in. Give that fucker NOS, and dual machine guns.

Music:

I love alot of different bands rock, metal, some alternative (if it isnt whiny shit).Slayer, W.A.S.P, The Scorpions, Dr. Steel, KMFDM, Exodus, Pantera, Testament, Ministry, ZZ Top, Soundgarden, Frank Zappa, The Doors, Pearl Jam, Beck, Nirvana, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Motor Head, Garbage. Ted Nugent, Rush, Smashing Pumpkins, Rob Zombie, Judas Priest, Nine Inch Nails, Led Zeppelin, "Weird" Al Yankovic, Genesis, Marilyn Manson, Disturbed, Zeppelin, Floyd, White Zombie, Van Halen, Alice In Chains, KISS, AC-DC, System of a Down, Twisted Sister,Weezer, Deep Purple, Iced Earth, Sepultura, Guns N Roses, Black Sabbath, The Doors, Suicidal Tendencies, Danzig, Korn, Pink Floyd, Slipknot, Kittie, Iron Maiden, Scorpions,Testament, Megadeth, Rammstein, Type O Negative, Older Metallica. I've had the honor of being introduced to alot of new music when I joined MY SPACE thank you to all the bands who requested I add you.

Movies:

Spawn Animated Series, Transformers Animated Series (G1 circa 1980s), Akira, Heavy Metal, Starwars Series. Startrek Series. Spaceballs, Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore, Hell Raiser, Labyrinth (David Bowie's Mega-Mullet looked absolutely insane) Theres something about Mary (I always fast foward past the part where he zips his nuts up, it makes me hurt just watching) =========================================================== Favorite Video games =========================================================== PC GAMES =========================================================== Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds (Awesome real time strategy game), Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic (series) M.U.G.E.N. The ULTIMATE fighting game. Total Annihilation, Unreal, Quake, Postal 2, DOOM, Diablo 2, Command and Conquer (series) TitanQuest, Starcraft, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, Warcraft (Series) =========================================================== Arcade =========================================================== Robotron, Sinistar, Terminator 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Contra, Missile Command, Mortal Kombat II, Super Street Fighter II, Donkey Kong, Pac Man, Space Invaders, Missile Command, Galaga =========================================================== NINTENDO =========================================================== Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) =========================================================== Blaster Master, River City Ransom, Kirby's Adventure, Kiwi Kraze, Contra, Double Dragon, 1943, Mega Man(series), GunSmoke (capcom), Dragon Warrior (series), Mike Tyson's Punch Out, Willow, The Guardian Legend, Super Mario (Series), Legend of Zelda (Series), Duck Hunt, Ducktales, Karnov, Gauntlet Bionic Commando =========================================================== Super Nintendo (SNES) =========================================================== Super Metroid, WWF RAW Super Castlevania 4, Final Fantasy 4,5,6, Rock N Roll Racing, Secret of Mana, Soul Blazer, Act Raiser, Sim City, Super Scope 6, Breath of Fire (series) =========================================================== Nintendo 64 (N64) =========================================================== Road Rash 64, Turok 2, Mario Party 2, Super Smash Bros., 007 Goldeneye, Conker's Bad Fur Day =========================================================== Game Boy Advance =========================================================== Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance, Castlevania Aria of Sorrow, Double Dragon Advance, River City Ransom Advance, Pokemon Advance, Metroid Zero Hour, Metroid Fusion =========================================================== SEGA =========================================================== Sega Genesis =========================================================== Strider, Dune II The Battle for Arrakis, Phantasy Star (Series), Sonic The Hedgehog (series), Kid Chameleon, Paperboy, Streets Of Rage, Final Fight, =========================================================== Sega Master System (SMS) =========================================================== Double Dragon, Spellcaster, Aerial Assault Shinobi, Phantasy Star, Kenseiden, Missile Defense 3-D, Castle Of Illusion, Space Harrier 3-D, Cyborg Hunter, Alex Kidd In Shinobi World, Zaxxon 3-D, Rastan =========================================================== Atari =========================================================== Atari 400, 600, 800XL =========================================================== Star Raiders, Wizard Of Wor, Dig-Dug, Joust, Drelbs, Pitfall 2, Zeppelin, Galactic Chase, Miner 2049er =========================================================== Atari 7800 =========================================================== Deluxe Asteroids, Desert Falcon, Xevious, Pole Position, Dark Chambers, Summer Games =========================================================== Atari 2600 =========================================================== Adventure, Warlords, COMBAT, Berserk, KABOOM!, Keystone Kapers, Super Break-Out, Yar's Revenge, Haunted House, Bump N Jump, Ghostbusters, Jungle Hunt, Pitfall, Jr. Pac-Man =========================================================== Atari Lynx =========================================================== California Games BMX racing, Electrocop, Ninja Gaiden =========================================================== NEC Turbografx 16 =========================================================== Devil's Crush (best video pinball game ever), Splatterhouse, Neutopia, Neutopia II, Bonk's Adventure, Keith Courage, Alien Crush, Legendary Axe II, R-Type, JJ and Jeff, Ninja Spirit, Dungeon Explorer =========================================================== Sony PSX-PS2 =========================================================== Castlevania Symphony of the Night, Mortal Kombat (series), Soul Calibur, Rampage World Tour, Tekken (series), Dragon Quest 8 =========================================================== Now for Games I Absolutely fucking hate, fuck these games! =========================================================== NINTENDO =========================================================== Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) =========================================================== Ghosts N Goblins, Karate Kid, Friday the 13th, Jaws, Back to the Future parts 1, 2 AND fucking 3, Captain Comic, Transformers,=============================================== ============ Super Nintendo (SNES) =========================================================== Barts Nightmare, Warlock, Waynes World, Toys, Spawn, =========================================================== Nintendo 64 (N64) =========================================================== Superman 64========================================================== = Game Boy Advance ============================================================ ========================================================== SEGA =========================================================== Sega Genesis =========================================================== Double Dragon III (this game blows) =========================================================== Sega Master System (SMS) =========================================================== RC Grand Prix =========================================================== Atari =========================================================== Atari 400, 600, 800XL ============================================================ ========================================================== Atari 7800 ============================================================ ========================================================== Atari 2600 =========================================================== E.T.======================================================== === Atari Lynx ============================================================ ========================================================== NEC Turbografx 16 ============================================================ ========================================================== Sony PSX-PS2 ===========================================================

Television:

I hate tv nothing ever good on. "Reality" shows suck and plague the airwaves on every channel. Im betting in the future reality shows end up like "The Running Man" with people killing each other on TV for sport. When I do watch tv it isn't for tv shows. I like watching cartoons on cartoon network (Adult Swim rocks) I also like to turn on one of the music channels on the higher stations, sure they have no video, but at least theyre not playing crappy Emo bands like Linkin Park, or worse, regurgitated toilet sludge like Britney Spears. When theyre not playing a few ultra sucky videos, theyre polluting the screen with "reality" shows. Remember when MTV used to play music? Mtv used to rock, but now Mtv sucks. They suck big fat Dinosaur Cock. They dont have the balls to play music anymore, let alone awesome bands that can kick your ass, like Slayer, Pantera, Doctor Steel, or WASP.

Books:

When I used to read books most of them were comics anyways. VERY few books were able to keep my attention for long, I have a short attention span. My favorite writers are Stephen King and Dean R. Koontz. Kings "Misery" is one of my favorites, albeit a very sick story.

Heroes:

Most of my "heroes" might be what you call "villians" G1 Galvatron, Dexter Morgan, The Mooninites, HK-47, G1 Megatron, T-1000, Blackie Lawless, Starscream, Jason Voorhees, Jack Nicholson, Emperor Palpatine, Tetsuo Shima, Skeletor, Shredder, Krang, Kane, Trypticon, The Borg, Cobra Commander, Tiamat, Shao Kahn, The Joker, Scorpion, Magneto, Bloodrayne, Mumm-Ra, Alucard, Darth Vader, Devastator (The Constructicons), Unicron, The Postal Dude, Krotchy, Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Halford, Ronnie James Dio, Alice Cooper, Doctor Steel, Marilyn Manson, Pinhead and The Box, Tommy Vercetti, You for being brave enough (or bored enough for reading this shit) ===========================================================