Member Since: 18/07/2007
Band Members: Three Demonic Squirrels straight from Hell. Were a parody band who doesnt exsist for real, and or profit, we dont tour because in reality were broke as fuck, but we do this for fun and for laughter, and because usually were really intoxicated when we make our parodies. We dont hate the bands we parody, in fact we love them dearly. If our songs make you laugh, or just make you say "what the fuck"
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Lead Singer Saint Matthew, is a preacher in the Church of Squirrel Satan
He is a devout fan of Marilyn Manson and Kiss and has styled his makeup to resemble them. His vocals have been said to make children cry and women wail. He is evil incarnate, most people think that he is the Devil, himself
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Axe murdering Guitarist, and Vocalist Sir Smoke is a Fire Demon Squirrel from the lowest reaches of Hades. His hot temper is known almost as much as his burning riffs. He is known to love anything loud and heavy, (and in most cases offensive to others) and will not hesitate to shatter eardrums. Rumor has it he got the "Sir" title from being in Hell's army, but was kicked out for sobriety issues, as well as urinating on a Superior Officer while intoxicated, and then vomiting on his shoes and passing out on the floor. Afterwards he became slighty more sober and began playing guitar again and created a band.
His Axe is a magical one stringed instrument. To hell with six strings Smoke cant afford the other 5 anyways, who needs six strings? He brings 1 stringed goodness to the loyal masses. On some worlds Smoke is worshipped as a Deity.
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Smoke's myspace page is http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro
file&friendid=172467571
Influences: anything metal or industrial, we parody alot of bands as well, the ones we like the most we parody the most. we worship the following bands, because we come from Hell and will worship whom we want: W.A.S.P., Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Megadeth, Metallica, Testament , Ozzy Osbourne, Dio, Black Sabbath, Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, Doctor Steel, Pantera, Morbid Angel, Motorhead, Alice In Chains
Sounds Like: alvin and the chipmunks on acid, weird al yankovic if he was a cussing chipmunk
Record Label: Unsigned