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Derek

I feel like I am like... luke warm water.

About Me

Hello. My name is Derek. I am the bassist for a little band called Spinal Tap. Maybe you have heard of it? When I am not rocking and rolling I have my own phone sanitizing buisness.

My Interests

Leather! Anything leather. If it looks like bondage gear, I like it. I also collect Simpsons toys. Playing bass, cooking, making my own jams and jellies, and latchhook.

I'd like to meet:

All the great philosophers. Plato, Socrates... whatever. Anyone who can carry a conversation without passing out into their own vomit. Drunks need not apply. Anyone who appreciates a good smoke.

Music:

Motorhead, Sabbath, Traffic, Moody Blues, Chopin, Judas Priest, Mott The Hoople.

Movies:

Donny Darko, A Mighty Wind, Summer Rental, Better Off Dead.

Television:

Simpsons, SCTV, Antiques Roadshow, Little House On The Prairie, and French and Saunders.

Books:

How To Widdle Your Own Pipe (keep your minds out of the gutter here), and Man In The Middle

Heroes:

I don't really have any, I try to be my own hero... is that strange?