You, your mom, having you add me to your friends list on MySpace so we can Jell-O Wrestle and play Hungry Hungry Hippos, going to eleven, intelligence, logic, thought, knowledge, reality, analysis, critical thinking, observation, dissecting (does not pertain to frogs or other creatures), critique, rhetoric, cynicism, Pyrrhonism, perspective, lecturing, arguing, debating, common sense, spelling, grammar, writing, proper use of the English language, culture, etiquette, ethics, manners, verbal abuse, public humiliation, respect, hatred, mockery, thinly veiled sarcasm, humour, human / animal / privacy / consumer / student rights, anonymity, conservation, creative consumerism, world travel, World War II, philosophy, theory, literature, law, mathematics, numbers, number theory, differential equations, statistical inference, probability and statistics, actuarial science, physics (quantum, theoretical, Olivia Newtonian John), industry & automation, economics (global, macro, micro), world / ancient history & civilizations, geography, ethnology, sociology / human sciences & behaviour (aka figuring out why people are so fucking stupid), international studies, the Middle East, doing your homework, turning in 50 pages when only 5 are required, photography, photojournalism, documentaries, cinematography, contemporary / Scandanavian design, modern art, architecture, aesthetics, clean lines, structure, planning, organising, multitasking, preparedness, vinyl, shopping, fashion design, youth medium, technology, the Internerd, computer / telecommunications security, k0dez, w@rez, t-filez, P2P, piracy, breaking copyright laws, violating EULA's, open shares, open source, GPL, encryption, data recovery, hax0r1ng your photobucket and finding all your secret n00dz, reverse engineering, social engineering, PS2 / Xbox / Xbox360 dev, reading your e-mail, x25, Usenet, IRC, Firefox, Fucked Company, Metal Sludge, PunkNews, NForce, Packetnews, Indymedia, AdBusters, TheTruth, FARK, YTMND, Something Awful, Albino Blacksheep, Google, eBay, Craigslist (specifically "Missed Connections"), Winning Eleven, Battlefield 1942, Battlefield 2, RTCW, Enemy Territory, Medal Of Honor, Call Of Duty, Brothers In Arms, Operation Flashpoint, THPS, GTA, Super Nofriendo, WWF / WWE, CHOCOLATE, cookies, candy, pastries, donuts, brownies, muffins, baked goods, trifles, truffles, mousse, parfaits, tarts, tortes, biscotti, pudding, gelato, frozen yogurt, ice cream, s, ice cream s, and ice cream, cups, cups and ice cream, cups and s, and cups, ice cream sandwiches, pound , coffee , cheese (and don't put any strawberries or other hippie ass fruit shit on it, you dumb bitch, this isn't Woodstock), bundt , lemon , gingerbread, spice , carrot , orange , birthday , wedding , divorce , tiramisu, profiteroles, creme brule, tater tots, buffets, fine cuisine, being a secret Internet fatty, never sleeping, the kids from Tyne & Wear, Newcastle United, Howay the Lads, Wor Jackie, Shearer, Gazza, Robbie Fowler snorthing lines off the pitch, taking kung-fu lessons from Eric Cantona, EPL, seeing George Bush die, Martha Stewart going to prison, true separation of Church and State, respecting the rock, hating the recording industry, singing Sum 41 karaoke to telemarketers, TAKING 6 MONTHS TO RESPOND TO MYSPACE MAIL, shaving off your eyebrows and drawing in a unibrow, Photoshopping Randy "Macho Man" Savage into any picture and making it the funniest thing ever, slaying laser generated dragons with Ronnie James Dio, putting Cannibal Corpse tapes in your little sister's Teddy Ruxpin, winning the gold medal in the grocery store olympics, crashing your LAN party, Torrid, Jesus Juice, putting "MY OTHER CAR IS A HEARSE" stickers on the backs of people who utilise electric mobility carts for no other reason than being fat and lazy wankrods, wasting Tom's bandwidth, exiting stage 4, finding out why you are reading this nonsense, REMINDING YOU THAT IT CAN TAKE ME AN INCREDIBLY LONG TIME TO RESPOND TO MAIL AND APPROVE/RETURN COMMENTS.
And I'm also interested in seeing a picture of you that does not prominently feature your arm holding up a camera or you standing in front of your bathroom mirror. Damn, people, if you really have so many friends, ask one of them to take a proper photo of you already!
Don't worry, though, you still look really hot with 72 and a half T's like whoa doing it. So much so that when I look at your pictures, I think to myself. "Hell yeah, I would hit that..."
"... with a truck."
Besides the people above?
Hot chix. Hot boyz. Hot Pockets . Myself, but with boobiez and not as cute. Your mom. Cyber stalkers. Drama queens. Janet Jackson's Superbowl wardrobe coordinator. Anyone who has actually purchased a Crazy Town record. The members of Crazy Town themselves so that I can point at them and laugh uncontrollably... oh, wait, I've already done that. Firefighters. A good luck charm. People who bitch at you every 5 minutes about not leaving them MySpace comments. Not-so-attractive, so called models who send you friend requests and then leave you comments with huge pictures of themselves thanking you for joining their "MySpace". Weapons of Mass Destruction. Narcoleptic insomniacs. You.
MySpace, but with a minimum IQ requirement, or just MySpace without the My.
Anyone who lists the words "Juggalos" or "Juggalettes" in their "Who I'd Like to Meet" section.
Just for a sense of accomplishment, any current, new-era rock & roll / glam / emo / indie / roackabilly / retro / swing / art rock / math rock / insertwordhere core / scene / whatever chick who doesn't actually have a star, cherry, swallow, or heartagram tattoo.
Anyone with the letter X at both the beginning and end, or in the middle, of their MySpace or AiM username. Such people are so unbelievably difficult to find, just like chicks with black hair, striped shirts, white belts, and THAT haircut. Surely there must be at least one out there! It's such a shame that there aren't any girls who are attempting to go for the Karen O look nowadays.
Tom and everyone else at MySpace so that I can personally thank them for helping me acheive my lifelong dream of becoming the world's greatest Pac Man player.
I have no idea what an "activity partner" is per se, but if that involves someone coming over, mowing the lawn, tuning the guitars, making me nachoz, and then turning the crank on the Snoopy Sno Cone machine for a few hours, then, yeah, I'll take about 6 of those, thank you.
ATTENTION SHITTY BANDS WHO FUCKING SUCK ASS ROCKETZ AND ATTEMPT TO ADD ME AS SOME SORT OF PROMOTIONAL VEHICLE EVEN THOUGH YOU SOUND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS FOUND IN MY MUSICAL INTERESTS:
Please don't add me. Seriously, if you sound like, or your "influences" include, Creed, Limp Bizkit, Staind, Disturbed, New Found Glory, Simple Plan, Something Corporate, Fall Out Boy, All-American Rejects,Hawthorne Heights, Finger Eleven, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, The Used, Papa Roach, Fuel, Nickelback, Puddle Of Mudd, Sugar Ray, Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, 3 Doors Down, Smash Mouth, Celine Dion, Alanis Morissette, or anything even remotely similar, just do us both a huge favour and kill yourself instead.
Mick, Keith, Ron, Bill, Charlie, Brian, and Mick. 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I can't really think of anything right now, but I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE EMO AND I NEED SOMEONE TO GO TO THE DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE AND BRIGHT EYES SHOWS WITH ME NEXT MONTH AND HOLD MY HAND!! I'M VERY CUTE (I PROMISE!!!1!) AND I WILL MAKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLIEZ VERY JEALOUS OF U!! I'M VERY FRAGILE AND WHEN U LEAVE ME AFTER THE SHOW I WILL GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY WHILE WRITING I ♥ YOURNAMEHERE ON MY BLACK CONVERSE HI-TOPS. HUGZ!! ;) OH YEAH AND I AM ALSO VERY GOTHIC AND LUV ALL THE TRUE GOTH BANDS LIKE KORN, KITTIE, THE JETS, AND DOPE!!1! SO IF U R GOTH WE CAN HOOK UP 2 AND CAST SPELLS, GO TO THE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL, EAT COUNT CHOCULA, AND TAKE PICTURES IN GRAVEYARDS!!!1!
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